# poem **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 29, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228 "2003-05-29T10:12:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![StupidSmartAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@StupidSmartAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StupidSmartAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/1 "2003-05-29T10:12:11Z")
i have a poem: i love the mods yes i do i love the mods even when i wear only one shoe i love the mods while eating green eggs n ham too i love the mods till the end to you mods this heart felt poem i send if anybody would try to take the mods place i’d kick that person straight in the face i would walk 1000 miles and win a race because i love the mods yes i do M the letter is extra special to me because when i type mod it’s the first i see ah love the mods yes do i love the mods while wearing blue hair i love the mods while defeating the space pirates in sector 7 i love the mods while walking to the seven eleven i love the cods cause they rhyme with mod and therefore rock the mods attacks are 78+12d with a 34% chance to block the mods are very special to me on monday cause it’s one letter away from being moday i love the mods yesterday, tommorow and today i will dispel any rumors against the mods becasue thats heresy the mods are awesome in every way these mods were made for you and me and space planet zebeth but thats a different story of a lovely lady who had 4 daugthers who were gilla beasts oh yeah back to the mods the mods are rockety rock to the rockless ears the mods squelch any fears when the mods shoot demons with holy light it sears the mods are a blockety of rockety blockety to the bored people with no access to space rockets the mods also reattach arm sockets and they have awesome names llike coldfire a name that could bring back all the dead without tire the mods rock while playing music the rocks while modding the laws of physics they will be my friend until the very end my friend to the very end of time even then making a pie flavuored lime that tastes so good it will be outlawed and turned into a crime and then all the uk dopefiends will yell “BLIME!” cos that makses kick ass sense and rhymes. in the end no matter how hard i tried the mods still tasted fine even when batter fried what will eventually be good tempura i hope you enjoyed my prime rhymes that are hopping with key lime. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![StupidSmartAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@StupidSmartAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StupidSmartAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/2 "2003-05-29T10:28:56Z")
i am fine i do think you could be better i am in mind i think i could write a reccomendation letter i am fine i am a blue and green attention getter i am a pork rine and the moon doeth shine shining over me like the sun significance behind it’s lines that run i do not currently own a gun i never had a gun never had a gun it will help in the long run that is the end. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Atomic\_Badger\_Racing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@Atomic\_Badger\_Racing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Badger_Racing)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/3 "2003-05-29T10:34:51Z")
Awww… is your Shift key broken? ---
**Author:** ![StupidSmartAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@StupidSmartAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StupidSmartAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/4 "2003-05-29T10:38:38Z")
my caps button is not broken capatalazation i have forsoken “forsoken”, artistic license. ---
**Author:** ![StupidSmartAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@StupidSmartAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StupidSmartAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/5 "2003-05-29T12:44:03Z")
☹ 😕 Nobody likes my poems?? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/6 "2003-05-29T13:47:27Z")
actually, your first one was rather funny. ---
**Author:** ![StupidSmartAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@StupidSmartAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StupidSmartAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/7 "2003-05-29T14:01:47Z")
Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/8 "2003-05-29T16:02:28Z")
I found it amusing 🙂 I like the lines: “and then all the uk dopefiends will yell ‘BLIME!’ cos that makses kick ass sense and rhymes.” ---
**Author:** ![StupidSmartAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@StupidSmartAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StupidSmartAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/9 "2003-05-30T14:50:45Z")
but do the mods like it? DO THEY? ---
**Author:** ![StupidSmartAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@StupidSmartAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StupidSmartAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/10 "2003-05-30T15:04:31Z")
unnclebeer, you’re online. do you like my poem? ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/11 "2003-05-30T20:35:50Z")
You wanna battle? You must be crazy. Just who is this guy? Are you loser, a poser, or just another brown noser? Here get in and just get a little closer. You think you get can respect from mods by kissin’ their asses? You should get behind along side the masses, whos minds are all joked up on poison gases. What, you think you’re better than us? What is it, you think you can try to out last us? Get your Stupid Smart ass back on the short bus. Again. Just kiddin’, I couldn’t resist. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![StupidSmartAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@StupidSmartAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StupidSmartAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/178228/12 "2003-05-31T00:58:19Z")
i like your poem. 🙂