# Poem **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085 "2014-04-01T15:05:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PlainLost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac8455/32.png) [@PlainLost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainLost)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/1 "2014-04-01T15:05:25Z")
Be cool. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/2 "2014-04-01T15:41:39Z")
Novel and movie as well. ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/3 "2014-04-01T16:54:45Z")
It don’t rhyme. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/4 "2014-04-01T17:04:04Z")
> [@Esox\_Lucius](#): > > It don’t rhyme. 'Twasn’t nuff thyme. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/5 "2014-04-01T19:30:25Z")
Be thee. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/6 "2014-04-01T19:35:42Z")
\…\…\…\… ---
**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/7 "2014-04-01T19:41:32Z")
I wakened from a gentle nap, To read your poem, it was… Now, Dammit, I need a word that rhymes… ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/8 "2014-04-01T19:42:43Z")
Innocence ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/9 "2014-04-01T20:16:12Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Innocence **Playing a random array of open notes on a cello** And life ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/10 "2014-04-01T21:16:23Z")
Forum choice eludes me ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/11 "2014-04-01T21:36:01Z")
> [@PlainLost](#): > > Be cool. My rule. ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/12 "2014-04-01T23:26:00Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Be thee. Now that there’s a genu-wine pome. (Ain’t got no idea why ah’m talkin’ like a hick. Per’aps ah’m jus’ bein’ cool.) ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/13 "2014-04-01T23:38:55Z")
The universe ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/14 "2014-04-02T02:44:54Z")
The unique verse ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/15 "2014-04-02T03:21:32Z")
Well rehearsed. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/16 "2014-04-02T08:00:22Z")
Commentary By Julius Caesar Upon The Unfortunate Incident Of His Assassination By Brutus At Their Encounter At The Forum U 2 ? ---
**Author:** ![PlainLost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac8455/32.png) [@PlainLost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainLost)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2014, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poem/685085/17 "2014-04-02T11:19:38Z")
A Gift of a Thistle I have no idea what’s goin’ on here!