# Poe's Law implodes - Boebert edition **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 11, 2022, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336 "2022-02-11T21:31:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/21 "2023-05-04T01:35:32Z")
Haven’t seen that and YouTube doesn’t have it. But I can imagine since… “Cordless Hole Puncher” is fucking hilarious. ETA sarcasm tag ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/22 "2023-05-04T01:40:35Z")
I work with a guy who has a sense of humor like that. You can tell when he says something funny because he laughs. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/23 "2023-05-04T02:10:51Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > Now she has a new T-Shirt: “Since we’re redefining everything, This (an AR15) is a cordless hole puncher” Good, let her redefine it. The 2nd Amendment doesn’t guarantee the right to bear office equipment. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/24 "2023-05-04T02:26:11Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > The 2nd Amendment doesn’t guarantee the right to bear office equipment. They can have my red Swingline when they pry it from my cold lifeless hands. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/25 "2023-05-04T02:30:24Z")
I can’t (surprisingly) find ONE injury from a hole puncher. Redefine it and now it’s perfectly safe! ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/26 "2023-05-04T03:54:29Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > They can have my red Swingline when they pry it from my cold lifeless hands. [![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81JKLThen4L.jpg) ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81JKLThen4L.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/27 "2023-05-17T13:31:08Z")
This is someone who strongly believes in marriage. > **[Lauren Boebert's cryptic divorce statement](https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-cryptic-divorce-statement-1800876)** > > The Colorado congresswoman said her filing for divorce was made "that much more difficult" by the fact that she has always been "faithful in my marriage." ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/28 "2023-05-18T04:11:04Z")
That can’t possibly be what she said. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/29 "2023-05-18T04:19:59Z")
> [@Lance\_Turbo](#): > > That can’t possibly be what she said. - You haven’t paid much attention to her, have you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/30 "2023-05-18T04:36:29Z")
When I saw the news of her filing divorce, I immediately posted, “She had to rush to file before her party removed no-fault divorce from law”. That means both Greene and Boebert are now single. And that’s the new face of the pro-family party. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/31 "2023-05-18T05:18:43Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > That means both Greene and Boebert are now single Skeptical Monkey Face Thingy (for a friend) ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/32 "2023-05-18T05:22:15Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > That means both Greene and Boebert are now single … and free to marry each other, at least for now. They would make a great couple. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/33 "2023-05-18T07:02:56Z")
Now that would be a twist in the saga! ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/34 "2023-05-20T15:29:57Z")
They say that she has a different guy all lined up. Meet Pastor Sean Patrick Feucht: https:/ /www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hrizap7LYk&ab\_channel=RightWingWatch “Does that mean Lauren Boebert will soon be Feucht…?” “If we don’t vote, we All will…” ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/35 "2023-05-20T17:52:43Z")
She posted some tweet or something where she was defensive of the fact that her soon to be ex was accused of having a glass of beer. “He would never pour beer into a glass!” or some such. Lordy the moronic ideas these Righties have of what makes a man a man are just stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/36 "2023-05-20T19:01:24Z")
Elsewhere on the internet it was mentioned that her ‘romances’ would be the single Worst “Hallmark Movies” ever made. I piped in that I wondered if Lacey Chabert would ever stoop to play the part. I feel rather badly now because there is a marked facial similarity. I’m starting to wonder if I have just inadvertently ( yet single handedly ) destroyed a young woman’s career. ( I mean Lacey Chabert, of course! As far as I’m concerned, Boebert can go get Feucht. ) ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/37 "2023-05-20T19:12:57Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > She posted some tweet or something where she was defensive of the fact that her soon to be ex was accused of having a glass of beer. “He would never pour beer into a glass!” A Real Man such as Boebert’s ex will down a can of beer in one gulp, place it on any nearby surface, casually blow the hell out of it with an AR-15, and emit an ape-like burp. This is the approved four-step intellectual exercise for the Conservative Real Man, to be repeated until the Real Man either runs out of beer or falls over and pukes. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/38 "2023-05-20T19:27:25Z")
And no Real Man would ever run out of beer, nor would any Real Man ever pass out from drinking like some mamby-pamby librul. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/39 "2023-05-20T19:41:36Z")
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/40 "2023-05-20T20:27:39Z")
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