# Poe's Law implodes - Boebert edition **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 11, 2022, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336 "2022-02-11T21:31:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/41 "2023-05-20T20:53:15Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > A Real Man such as Boebert’s ex will down a can of beer in one gulp, place it on any nearby surface, casually blow the hell out of it with an AR-15, and emit an ape-like burp. You’re not far off. > [@](#): > > “I’m sure he’s loaded to the hilt. Do you know who his wife is? Lauren Boebert. She’s loaded. They all have guns,” one neighbor told a 911 dispatcher. “He just got chest to chest, face to face, looking to fight.”… > > “He’s going like 50 miles an hour and this is a residential lane, there’s kids,” one neighbor, told 911 dispatchers, according to the audio. “We tried to stop him and he’d just freakin’ cuss at us and just left.”… > > “There’s about to be some s— going down here,” the second neighbor told dispatchers. “It’s Lauren Boebert’s jackass husband, Jayson Boebert.”… > > During the call the second neighbor can be heard yelling at Jayson Boebert. > > “Stop, you jackass! Get the f— out of here,” he yelled. “Come on, man. What are you doing? What did we do wrong?”… > > the second neighbor told the 911 dispatcher that Jayson Boebert had driven to their house with his son “trying to claim that someone took a swing at his kid and nobody did.” > > He calls Jayson Boebert “dumb as a post” and “irrational,” then expresses concern about the being threatened and more. > > “Jayson’s probably drunk. You could probably get him for a DUI, he just drove down here,” he said. > **[Listen: Lauren Boebert’s neighbors’ 911 calls describe threats, husband...](https://www.denverpost.com/2022/08/12/lauren-boebert-neighborhood-disturbance-calls-911/)** > > U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert’s husband reportedly threatened his neighbors on Aug. 4 and ran over a mailbox during a confrontation. Hear the two 911 calls from neighbors reporting the incident to… ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/42 "2023-05-22T05:02:37Z")
Maybe it would a boost to her career. While she was already successful, think of what Sarah Palin did for Tina Fey. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/43 "2023-05-22T05:18:00Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > I’m starting to wonder if I have just inadvertently ( yet single handedly ) destroyed a young woman’s career. Chabert is _40_ - that’s only young if you’re 100. > [@Superdude](#): > > While she was already successful, think of what Sarah Palin did for Tina Fey. … and Lisa Ann ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/44 "2023-05-22T10:59:21Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > and Lisa Ann I had no idea who this was, but I took a guess, opened a private browsing window to do a search and proved my guess right. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/45 "2023-05-22T12:19:03Z")
Lisa Ann was the star of porn parody “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin”[sic], for anyone who’s curious. Was a minor pornstar before, became one of the biggest as a result. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/46 "2023-05-29T02:43:43Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > A Real Man such as Boebert’s ex will down a can of beer in one gulp, place it on any nearby surface, casually blow the hell out of it with an AR-15, and emit an ape-like burp. More like, he’d shake it up so half is wasted on foam when he dramatically cracks it open, ‘drink’ half of what’s left by dramatically pouring it into his mouth in such a way that 30-70% of it runs down either side of his mouth, and then dramatically throw the rest at some namby-pamby libtard who is just walking by at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336/47 "2023-05-29T20:31:47Z")
……she was married to Stone Cold Steve Austin? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poes-law-implodes-boebert-edition/959336.md?page=2)