# Poetry in Motion - Today's MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 21, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240 "2008-07-21T12:08:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/261 "2008-07-24T13:38:37Z")

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[QUOTE=doggio]  
Well it was the night crew that did the baby oil Slip 'n Slide outside of 304. You mess it, you mop it! 😛  
[/QUOTE]

So. . . who was in 304 last night? :dubious:

::glaring around::

**Lunch** was sleeping off his all-nighter, so for once, it wasn’t him. So who was it?

'Fess up, people!

On preview: **Soapy** , it was you!! Who was with you this time? I want names!!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/262 "2008-07-24T13:51:24Z")

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I wasn’t here, I was sound asleep! 🙂

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/263 "2008-07-24T13:56:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo]  
So. . . who was in 304 last night? :dubious:

::glaring around::

**Lunch** was sleeping off his all-nighter, so for once, it wasn’t him. So who was it?

'Fess up, people!

On preview: **Soapy** , it was you!! Who was with you this time? I want names!!  
[/QUOTE]

Just because my name is slippery, don’t think I did it!!!

(sounds like fun, though… who in for tonight???)

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/264 "2008-07-24T14:29:36Z")

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Coupla poems for today:

1. I found the paths of destruction myself  
When I gave someone my heart  
I know what love is, my friends  
I set fire to my own house and watched it burn

\*1. Raste khud hi tabahi ke nikale humne  
Kar diya kisi doosre ke hawale dil humne  
Hume maloom hai mohobbat kya cheez hai logo  
Apne ghar phook ke dekhe hai ujale humne  
\*

(complimenting her “killing” beauty)

1. You’re a killer your heart is a killer  
That beauty mark on your face is a killer  
I hope you never look in the mirror  
Killer and killer may clash

\*2. To katil tera dil katil  
Tere chehere pe ye kala til katil  
Dekhna kabhi na aine me  
Takra na jaye katil se katil  
\*

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/265 "2008-07-24T14:31:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Meeks]  
I wasn’t here, I was sound asleep! 🙂  
[/QUOTE]

Hmm. That’s what **Lunch** said. :dubious:

: putting 1 and 1 together:

:contemplating meaning behind poem:

> [@Soapy](#):
>
> (sounds like fun, though… who in for tonight???)

Apparently, you’ll have to stand in line behind **Meeks**.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/266 "2008-07-24T14:36:30Z")

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Morning, all. I’m here; more I cannot attest to.

I’ll be back later when (if) the brain starts functioning. Right now I’m just kind of zombifying, have been all morning. Who knows why.

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/267 "2008-07-24T14:53:13Z")

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Morning. ::Checks watch…yup…still morning::

We had a _gooooooo_ drenching yesterday afternoon. Cooled things off nicely.

Made skettis for dinner last night using a batch of my frozen sauce and the meatballs I made with ground chicken which came out Teh Yum! They freeze gud too.

Glad **pie** is okay.

That’s about it for now.

Tupug

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/268 "2008-07-24T14:54:40Z")

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Haze, you’ll just never know, will ya?

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/269 "2008-07-24T15:19:18Z")

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Bleh. Around 5 this morning I woke up with chills, sweating - everything that normally spells fever. I drank some water, raced back under the covers where I spent the rest of the morning feeling the same until I fell back asleep. At 7;30, my alarm went off and I felt 100%.

Still do.

In 13 minutes I am off for an extended weekend with some friends (and the Wife) to Cleveland to take in some ball games, the Rock Hall, and assorted other debauchery.

In a gesture of almost unprecedentedness, I am not even taking the laptop. I am cut off from the world. Well, I’ll get e-mail on ye olde Blackberry, but that’s it.

Ta

and Ta.

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**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/270 "2008-07-24T15:24:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Puggy]  
We had a _gooooooo_ drenching yesterday afternoon. Cooled things off nicely.  
[/QUOTE]  
Errrmmmmm, how cooling is goooooo??? Should you really be sharing this information with us? :dubious: 😕😃

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/271 "2008-07-24T15:41:46Z")

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**MBG,** I know that feeling–that was a hot flash! Congratulations, you’re menopausal! 😛

I feel much better this morning after sleeping like a dead rock… Hey, what’s all this gooooo laying around the place? Don’t MAKE me get my fluffy towel, young lady!

Whew, gonna be another busy day today, capped off by doing a bunch of cooking for the weekend, yay! Speaking of cooking, I checked out that link from the recipe blog, looks like coumarin is linked to nonpermanent liver damage in those who are especially susceptible. Upshot is use Ceylon cinnamon whenever possible and don’t use cassia cinnamon constantly for long periods of time in large amounts. The link establishes 2mg/kg of food for the okay level of coumarin, but then does not specify how much coumarin/gm is present in cassia cinnamon. I’m more :rolleyes: than anything else at this point. Isn’t coumarin a blood thinner or summat? **Rigs?**

Argh… I’m off!

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/272 "2008-07-24T15:48:04Z")

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That was **Roo** wondering about you and **Lunch** , **Meeks**. 😛

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/273 "2008-07-24T15:50:49Z")

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Heffalump, Haze, like I can tell the difference. What am I, a mind reader? 😛

Then again, Haze, you are trouble enough that you should be used to getting blamed for other people! 😉

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**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/274 "2008-07-24T15:52:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
Taxi, when are you going to serve the Mumpers with some of your delicious cake/pie?  
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I brought the [lemon-scented blueberry cupcakes](http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefinder.dyn?action=displayRecipe&recipe_id=1571446) in to work today, and they seem to be a big hit. (I don’t like fruit in my baked goods so I didn’t even try them before bringing them in! Thank goodness my coworkers aren’t picky!) I’ll shove some through the cd drive for anyone who wants one.

**McUne** , that’s bizarre about the cassia cinnamon. That’s what we always use. I’ve never heard that before. I think I’d want some more verification of it’s risks, and some idea of what amount is dangerous, beyond “[the dangerous] level has been exceeded, in some cases considerably, in cinnamon biscuits.” Well… that doesn’t exactly help the home cook, now does it? :rolleyes: This sounds like the latest “OMG there’s something in food that - if eaten in wildly large amounts - might possibly cause some people some problems somewhere!!!1!!eleven!!!” Whatever.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/275 "2008-07-24T15:56:50Z")

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You can shove one through right now, I is hungry!

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**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/276 "2008-07-24T16:15:03Z")

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:: sends Mika a cupcake ::

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/277 "2008-07-24T16:20:00Z")

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Num!

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/278 "2008-07-24T16:39:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Roo]  
Hmm. That’s what **Lunch** said. :dubious:

: putting 1 and 1 together:  
[/quote]  
Yeah, like, has anybody ever seen Meeks and me in the same room at once? Maybe we’re the same person!

> [@](#):
>
> :contemplating meaning behind poem:  
> Apparently, you’ll have to stand in line behind **Meeks**.

Oh, that wasn’t what you meant, then…?

I’ll stick by that interpretation, though… If I get too overtly flirty with \*\*Meeks \*\*she may decide to ignore me in retaliation, and on her last days here yet!  
(Some things just shouldn’t be done in public :D)

I think I saw \*\*Ivory \*\*in line, too… 🙂

Oh, and \*\*Haze \*\*would never make thaht kind of remark, \*\*Meeks \*\*-- she’d keep me all for herself! 😉

Right?

:crickets:

Right!?

**Rigs** , \*\*Spaz \*\*-- sorry you’re having problems ☹

Glad \*\*Pie \*\*is OK!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/279 "2008-07-24T16:41:06Z")

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Yuck, after that post, I want to go take a shower or something.

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poetry-in-motion-todays-mmp/457240/280 "2008-07-24T16:42:59Z")

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Good morning folks.

Those cupcakes look good, **taxi.**

I’m back at work, truly wishing I was home.

Because I missed the last two days thanks to my rig being in the shop, I decided to forego attending our commander’s change of command ceremony.

For the moment, it’s nice and quiet in here. I have a quite a bit of work that needs to be accomplished. Unfortunately, I don’t feel like doing it. No worries, though, I’ll be a good little employee and get it done.

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