# Pointless word games---anybody wanna play?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 27, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147 "2001-09-27T17:12:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/21 "2001-09-28T04:24:56Z")

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My boyfriend, who is lounging around in bed behind me, has a few lame-o, obviously against-the-spirit-of-the-game suggestions.

His first is fish and fish (s.). In this case, the (s.) is meant to be the standard dictionary abbreviation for “singular.” I claim that this is craven cheating.

He also suggests “Sepharadim” and “Sepharadism,” “goyim” and “goyism.” Since both “sepharadism” and “goyism” didn’t exist until he thought them up for this game, I think that neither one of those is a valid solution. I feel the same way about something like “annulae” and “annulase.”

If you were accepting words from another language, we could have “men” and “mens” (Latin for “mind.”) I don’t think that’s quite kosher, either.

Hmmm…

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**Author:** ![23skidoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f04885/32.png) [@23skidoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/23skidoo)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/22 "2001-09-28T04:30:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scribble \*  
> \*\*Does the “s” have to be added at the _end_ of the word? Or can it be added anywhere in the word? \*\*

Good question.

Can you think of a plural word that becomes singular by adding an “s” to the end? You can’t change any of the letters in the first word, like cactI to cactUs.

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**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/23 "2001-09-28T04:44:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tapswiller \*  
> \*\*Inchstrap!
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> It’s uh…another word for “tape measure”…um, where I’m from. \*\*

If you wanted to be a bit more mainstream, you could go with “watchspring.”

The “add an S” one is stumping me, so here’s a new one: can you name a word for which the plural shares no letters in common with the singular? A hint: the plural referred to here is archaic, although technically correct.

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**Author:** ![Seraphim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Seraphim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seraphim)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/24 "2001-09-28T05:29:59Z")

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I have loads of these stored in my lobes. Here’s some more:

Give two words that begin and end with the letters UND.

What words contains these sequences:  
WKW  
IOA  
HH  
OOO (hardest)

What word becomes its antonym by reversing the 3rd and 4th letters?

Give a word means one thing in one context and its direct opposite in another (note: there are several of these).

What’s the longest one-word palidrome in the English language?

Give a word with no singular form.

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**Author:** ![Seraphim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Seraphim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seraphim)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/25 "2001-09-28T05:57:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by 23skidoo \*  
> Can you think of a plural word that becomes singular when you add an “s”?

I can think of several: bras, princes, timelines.

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/26 "2001-09-28T10:53:05Z")

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**Give two words that begin and end with the letters UND.**  
Underground.  
Underwound???

**What words contains these sequences:  
WKW** awkward  
**HH** beachhead

\*\*What word becomes its antonym by reversing the 3rd and 4th letters? \*\* unite

**Give a word with no singular form.** water

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/27 "2001-09-28T11:27:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Seraphim \*  
> \*\*  
> OOO (hardest)  
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how about “Oooooooooooooooh”?  
_d&r_

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/28 "2001-09-28T12:30:43Z")

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**word with no singular form** -  
How about scissors? pants? pantaloons?  
If “water” would cut the mustard (which I don’t think it does), than pretty much any material noun will work…eg. snow, wood, steel, etc.

**the other und-/-und word**  
Underfund.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/29 "2001-09-28T12:44:24Z")

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IOA – radioactive

OOO – mooooooo…

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**Author:** ![walor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@walor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/walor)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/30 "2001-09-28T13:05:30Z")

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Here’s a few. Words that contain:

6 x A plus six consonants  
5 x E plus ten consonants  
6 x I plus eight consonants  
5 x O plus seven consonants  
3 x U plus five consonants (H not allowed)

Enjoy…

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/31 "2001-09-28T13:09:43Z")

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**Give a word means one thing in one context and its direct opposite in another (note: there are several of these).**

I would suggest “raze” and “raise,” but that obviously only works in a speaking context. If you include slang, you can count “bad” and I’m sure a whole lotta other words.

hint? Does the “ooo” word contain any hyphens, apostrophes, accents, umlauts or anything of the sort?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/32 "2001-09-28T13:46:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Seraphim \*  
> \*\*
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> > \*Originally posted by 23skidoo \*  
> > Can you think of a plural word that becomes singular when you add an “s”?
> 
> I can think of several: bras, princes, timelines. \*\*

Huh?

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/33 "2001-09-28T13:52:57Z")

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**Munch**

bras becomes brass  
princes becomes princess…

Two different words, but the first is plural and the second is singular…AHHHH!

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**Author:** ![23skidoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f04885/32.png) [@23skidoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/23skidoo)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/34 "2001-09-28T14:05:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Seraphim \*  
> **Give a word means one thing in one context and its direct opposite in another (note: there are several of these).**

Do phrases count? Like “That the last thing I want before I go to bed” could mean “I need to have that before I go to bed”, or “I don’t want that at all”.

Also, “You can never water these plants too much” could mean “It’s impossible to add too much water” or “Don’t overwater these plants”.

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**Author:** ![Seraphim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Seraphim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seraphim)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/35 "2001-09-28T16:06:26Z")

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\*Originally posted by walor \*  
Here’s a few. Words that contain:

6 x A plus six consonants  
**TARAMASALATA**

6 x I plus eight consonants  
**INDIVISIBILITY**  
And as for the “word means one thing in one context and its direct opposite in another” one, I’ll give an example: clip. As in to attach (clip to a board), and to sever (clip your hair). Now that I told you, you can’t use that one!

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/36 "2001-09-28T16:10:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Seraphim \*  
> \*\*\*Originally posted by walor \*  
> And as for the “word means one thing in one context and its direct opposite in another” one, I’ll give an example: clip. As in to attach (clip to a board), and to sever (clip your hair). Now that I told you, you can’t use that one! \*\*

Ooh! I thought of another!

Cleave.

Used in one sense, it means to separate, but in another sense, it means to join or attach. Thanks for the memory-jogger, **walor**!

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/37 "2001-09-28T16:11:12Z")

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Oops. **Seraphim**. Sorry about that.

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**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/38 "2001-09-28T16:12:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pulykamell \*  
> **word with no singular form-  
> How about scissors? pants? pantaloons?  
> If “water” would cut the mustard (which I don’t think it does), than pretty much any material noun will work…eg. snow, wood, steel, etc.**

How about kudos?

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**Author:** ![Seraphim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Seraphim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seraphim)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/39 "2001-09-28T16:16:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BigDaddyD \*  
> \*\*I think it was easy because it’s well known. how about a word with 6 non-repeating consonants in a row? \*\*

LENGTHSMAN (honest, it’s a real word–look it up on google)

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**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pointless-word-games-anybody-wanna-play/84147/40 "2001-09-28T16:32:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Seraphim \*  
> \*\*
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> > \*Originally posted by BigDaddyD \*  
> > \*\*I think it was easy because it’s well known. how about a word with 6 non-repeating consonants in a row? \*\*
> 
> LENGTHSMAN (honest, it’s a real word–look it up on google) \*\*

Use lengthsman in a sentance. I’m sure it’s a real word, it;s just that I’ve never heard it before. Watchspring works.

How about a word that becomes shorter when you add two letters?

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