# Poker on the Appalachian Trail - Q3 2009

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 3, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756 "2009-07-03T00:00:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/21 "2009-07-17T01:52:41Z")

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Well, set one up. I don’t mind starting a bit late.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/22 "2009-07-17T01:55:21Z")

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Midnight?

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/23 "2009-07-17T01:56:08Z")

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That seems late.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/24 "2009-07-17T05:18:37Z")

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Tonight’s Results:

1. Shock the Yeti Jr.
2. Miss Monkey
3. Cover Root, when he breathes
4. Cover Oslo, through the fire
5. Something knocked Ast out that tree, now he’s on his knees…

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/25 "2009-07-23T21:43:28Z")

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I’m 50-50 tonight guys. Gotta pack for vacation in Oregon. Will be 0% likely on 7/30 unless big Yeti Jr. brings his laptop.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/26 "2009-07-24T04:51:02Z")

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Guess who won?

4- Missy smash Root  
3- Missy smash Oslo  
2- Missy smash Dag  
1- Missy kicks ass

🙂

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/27 "2009-07-28T16:46:50Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> Tonight’s Results:
> 
> 1. Shock the Yeti Jr.
> 2. Miss Monkey
> 3. Cover Root, when he breathes
> 4. Cover Oslo, through the fire
> 5. Something knocked Ast out that tree, now he’s on his knees…

The first standings:

1 Yeticus Rex 65.8  
2 Robot Arm 56.9  
3 Oslo Ostragoth 45.7

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/28 "2009-07-28T16:49:39Z")

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Current standings:

1 Miss Take 76.3  
2 Yeticus Rex 65.8  
3 Robot Arm 49.7  
4 Oslo Ostragoth 44.3

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/29 "2009-07-31T02:56:36Z")

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_whistles_

1. Olso
2. Root
3. Dag
4. Me

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/30 "2009-08-03T06:55:37Z")

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standings:

1 Miss Take 77.3  
2 Yeticus Rex 65.8  
3 Dag Otto 49.6  
4 Robot Arm 47.9  
5 Oslo Ostragoth 40.1

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/31 "2009-08-04T05:16:49Z")

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BTW, I ran a theoretical spreadsheet to see what’s what. If a player consistently finishes first in a 10,000 player tournament, he gets a score of 100. If a player consistently finishes last in a 10,000 player tournament, he gets a score of 0.

Thus we know what the upper and lower limits of this scoring system are.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/32 "2009-08-06T01:33:49Z")

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Going to Vegas tomorrow and Friday guys…you’ll have to rely on someone else to beat up on Missy. Nut it up already!

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/33 "2009-08-06T04:58:39Z")

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Don’t look at me - she always throws out a witch’s spell and sucks out big time.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/34 "2009-08-07T03:03:30Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> Going to Vegas tomorrow and Friday guys…you’ll have to rely on someone else to beat up on Missy. Nut it up already!

Ask and ye shall receive.

1. Dag

2. Oslo

3. Missy

4. Robot Arm

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/35 "2009-08-09T01:14:59Z")

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Standings:

1 Miss Take 74.6  
2 Yeticus Rex 65.8  
3 Robot Arm 55.6  
4 Dag Otto 43.4  
5 Oslo Ostragoth 40.1

Just you try to wrest the basement from me!

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/36 "2009-08-16T00:56:07Z")

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Results Thursday:

4 MissTake  
3 RobotArm  
2 Dag Otto  
1 Oslo

In other news, Hell froze over.

Standings:

1 Miss Take 69.2  
2 Yeticus Rex 65.8  
3 Robot Arm 53.6  
4 Oslo Ostragoth 48.8  
5 Dag Otto 47.2

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/37 "2009-08-17T16:48:25Z")

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Hey! What the hell is this?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/38 "2009-08-19T15:18:17Z")

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> [@Dag\_Otto](#):
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> Hey! What the hell is this?

That whole rift in the time / space continuum thing that allowed **Oslo** to win also screwed up the whatever it is he uses to rank us.

Is the couch still comfy down there in the basement? I haven’t been there in a little bit. Probably need to be aired out.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/39 "2009-08-20T05:45:38Z")

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> [@MissTake](#):
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> That whole rift in the time / space continuum thing that allowed **Oslo** to win also screwed up the whatever it is he uses to rank us.
> 
> Is the couch still comfy down there in the basement? I haven’t been there in a little bit. Probably need to be aired out.

Umm, between the Cheetos and whatnot, you may want to run the exhaust fan for a while before moving in.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poker-on-the-appalachian-trail-q3-2009/501756/40 "2009-08-21T02:41:36Z")

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Damn, I hate the basement. Hope tonight helps me get out of there:

1. Dag
2. Missy
3. Root
4. Oslo

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