Insert obligatory bear/monkey contest conducted by a zoo here. The monkey did in fact, lose.
same video but velocipeder..
My money is on the chimp, but only if he is in orbit and nukes the polar bear.
It is, after all, the only to make sure.
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No, but all kidding aside, polar bear all the way almost every time.
I wish I could find the video but the site appears to be down, it’s a good buddy of mine that played college ball and briefly was in the NFL. He wrestled a never beaten, muzzled bear in a bar and absolutely, unequivocally whipped its ass. My friend is probably 340 and a beast himself and this sent the bear into a rage. All I can find is a discussion thread on it that includes other linemen that tried it and got their asses whipped by the bear, who then tried to mount and mate them. The lesson I guess is that a man has a one in a million chance against a bear and if they lose they’re gonna get fucked.
Psst…see post #40.
What if the chimp is wearing that guy’s anti-bear suit?
After the bear knocked him over he froze to death.
“You don’t come here for the hunting, do you?”
Regards,
Shodan
Now this does bring up a question, where is this contest being held? In the chimps natural habitat, when the temperatures are quite high, the polar bear will overheat in short order. They can’t run for very far even in the coldest temperatures because they are so well insulated. It’s the reason swimming is the polar bear’s preferred means of travel.