# Pole dancing on a playground swingset?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [July 20, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616 "2014-07-20T18:48:10Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@TogoFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TogoFan)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/1 "2014-07-20T18:48:10Z")
I have a 12 or 13 foot tall swingset under construction and when it is up I want to dance like a stripper on the poles totally naked. I want to twerk it on the poles and rub my booty on the poles.
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### Author:  [@Silophant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silophant)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/2 "2014-07-20T18:53:53Z")
This should probably be in MPSIMS. I’ve reported it for you.
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### Author:  [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/3 "2014-07-20T18:55:17Z")
> [@Silophant](#):
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> This should probably be in MPSIMS. I’ve reported it for you.
I did as well.
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### Author:  [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/4 "2014-07-20T19:34:04Z")
If you’re gonna dance naked, I have a couple of suggestions for where can insert some Sharpie caps.
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### Author:  [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/5 "2014-07-20T19:34:39Z")
go for it.
then post videos.
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### Author:  [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/6 "2014-07-20T19:46:32Z")
> [@johnpost](#):
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> go for it.
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> then post videos.
^^^
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### Author:  [@TogoFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TogoFan)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/7 "2014-07-20T19:59:21Z")
I want to be sexy, exotic and rare for a 22 year old guy dancing on the pole.
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### Author:  [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/8 "2014-07-20T20:01:13Z")
> [@TogoFan](#):
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> I want to be sexy, exotic and rare for a 22 year old guy dancing on the pole.
Rare?
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### Author:  [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/9 "2014-07-20T20:05:45Z")
> [@Emiliana](#):
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> Rare?
Very rare: raw.
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/10 "2014-07-20T20:11:09Z")
Just out of morbid curiosity…
1. Is this the swingset you’re having your church group put up for you? :dubious:
2. Don’t you live with your parents? Are they cool with this?
3. Aren’t you afraid of smashing you oversized nostrils on the pole and breaking your very strong eyeglasses?
4. Are you **FBJJ**?
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### Author:  [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/11 "2014-07-20T20:13:06Z")
To be rare you’re going to have to at least do it medium well.
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### Author:  [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/12 "2014-07-20T20:19:42Z")
> [@zoid](#):
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> Just out of morbid curiosity…
>
> 1. Is this the swingset you’re having your church group put up for you? :dubious:
> 2. Don’t you live with your parents? Are they cool with this?
> 3. Aren’t you afraid of smashing you oversized nostrils on the pole and breaking your very strong eyeglasses?
> 4. Are you **FBJJ**?
FTW. QFT.
Also DNFTT!
(If we throw enough acronyms at it, it will go away sooner rather than later because it will get confused.)
😃
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/13 "2014-07-20T20:42:26Z")
Last question - [how many place are you going to post this?](http://forum.nolimits-exchange.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=3472)
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### Author:  [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/14 "2014-07-20T20:45:08Z")
> [@zoid](#):
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> Last question - [how many place are you going to post this?](http://forum.nolimits-exchange.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=3472)
Good find. WTF?
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### Author:  [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/15 "2014-07-20T20:49:17Z")
> [@zoid](#):
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> Last question - [how many place are you going to post this?](http://forum.nolimits-exchange.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=3472)
Well now I don’t feel special at all.
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### Author:  [@TogoFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TogoFan)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/16 "2014-07-20T20:50:52Z")
My father and I will try to raise this swingset up with rope and a pickup truck. I live with my parents. They do not want me pole dancing on my swingset. I have not stretched my nostrils enough yet for them to get bigger. I will wear my -5.50 and -4.50 diopter glasses when i try o pole dance.
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### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/17 "2014-07-20T20:52:21Z")
The Straight Dope Message Board: supporting weird posting fetishes since 1999.
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### Author:  [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/18 "2014-07-20T20:52:33Z")
> [@TogoFan](#):
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> My father and I will try to raise this swingset up with rope and a pickup truck. I live with my parents. They do not want me pole dancing on my swingset. I have not stretched my nostrils enough yet for them to get bigger. I will wear my -5.50 and -4.50 diopter glasses when i try o pole dance.
😃
You’re funny. In a Three Stooges, temporary kind of way.
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### Author:  [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/19 "2014-07-20T21:24:39Z")
Manny… You should be concentrating on pre-season training.
There will be plenty of time for naked pole dancing when we’ve sold you to a Turkish or Russian club for an extortionate price.
Regards to your father - someones got to keep the elephants clean…
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### Author:  [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/20 "2014-07-20T21:30:49Z")
“You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Bada-Bing Swing Set!”
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