# Pole dancing on a playground swingset? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 20, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616 "2014-07-20T18:48:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/21 "2014-07-20T22:33:55Z")
Just make sure it’s not a wooden one. Splinters and pole dancing don’t mix. ---
**Author:** ![TogoFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TogoFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TogoFan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/22 "2014-07-20T23:05:02Z")
When I try to pole dance, I can wear black lipgloss, have a green long hair wig on, have my nose plugs in and be wearing a dress and high heels. Then I can look rare, wild and super sexy on the pole. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/23 "2014-07-20T23:07:54Z")
> [@TogoFan](#): > > When I try to pole dance, I can wear black lipgloss, have a green long hair wig on, have my nose plugs in and be wearing a dress and high heels. Then I can look rare, wild and super sexy on the pole. You have to get this up on youtube immediately! ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/24 "2014-07-20T23:25:05Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > You have to get this up on youtube immediately! Up… you… tube? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/25 "2014-07-20T23:33:41Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > 1. Are you **FBJJ**? Really! This summer seems even nuttier than past summers. I’m blaming Global Warming. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/26 "2014-07-21T00:04:55Z")
> [@TogoFan](#): > > When I try to pole dance, I can wear black lipgloss, have a green long hair wig on, have my nose plugs in and be wearing a dress and high heels. Then I can look rare, wild and super sexy on the pole. If he makes a woman suit, run. ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/27 "2014-07-21T00:17:35Z")
I don’t speak for everyone when I say this, but IMHO pole dancing, without exception, makes anyone look anything but sexy. Dorky, yes. Sexy, no. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/28 "2014-07-21T00:19:37Z")
Trying too hard. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/29 "2014-07-21T00:34:07Z")
> [@TogoFan](#): > > When I try to pole dance, I can wear black lipgloss, have a green long hair wig on, have my nose plugs in and be wearing a dress and high heels. Then I can look rare, wild and super sexy on the pole. Okay, this is just a load of bullshit. Black lipstick is SO last week. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616/30 "2014-07-21T01:43:17Z")
Closing this thread as it seems to be nothing but trying to get negative reactions. Not to mention, this is not the forum for it, although even in the right forum, it might have gotten shut down due to your posting history thus far. I strongly suggest to think before you make another topic like this or it may be closed too along with a warning for trolling. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pole-dancing-on-a-playground-swingset/693616.md?page=1)