# Police Blotter

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/411748>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 14, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/411748 "2007-07-14T13:28:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/411748/1 "2007-07-14T13:28:06Z")

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> July 3: A man called 911 demanding that his wife be deported to back to Asia. On arrival at the home on F Street, officers found an intoxicated 46-year-old Blaine resident who was upset that his wife would not cook dinner. A record check showed the demanding husband was wanted on an outstanding warrant. He was arrested and booked into jail in time for a free dinner.

What’s on your police blotter?

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/411748/2 "2007-07-14T14:50:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]  
What’s on your police blotter?  
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Have you seen the [Arcata Eye’s Police Log](http://www.arcataeye.com/index.php?module=pagesetter&tid=2&topic=7)?

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> Sunday, June 17 1:38 a.m.  
> A squadron of drummers, like six  
> Used Stewart Park’s swingset for kicks  
> They throttled the skins  
> Till coppers weighed in  
> And the wee-hour bopfest was nixed

(Sorry, locally, I got nothing.)

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2007, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/411748/3 "2007-07-15T04:30:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]  
What’s on your police blotter?  
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On September 5, 2006, Cabin\_Fever was pulled over for not using his turn signal. A record check indicated a warrant for an unpaid check. The kind officer tried his best to get someone to take me into custody, but evidently I was just a small fish in a big pond that night.  
I was let go with a stern warning to “take care of this tomorrow, or I’ll be knocking on your door to arrest you”.

I did, and I owe him at least a cuppa of java for not taking me to jail.  
So now my fingerprints are recorded.  
I had better behave from now on, 'cause The Man knows where to find me. 😃