# Police Blotter **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598 "2011-04-24T23:15:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598/1 "2011-04-24T23:15:34Z")
From _Cascadia Weekly_’s ‘Fuzz Buzz’: **On April 11** , that fellow was again spotted masturbating in Whatcom Falls Park. **On April 11** , Bellingham paramedics transported a woman to the hospital after she deliberately cut her private parts with a sharp pruning tool. **On April 10** , police learned a Bellingham resident had sent $1,000 to Jamaica on the instructions of someone who claimed to be an FBI agent. In other news, roomie and I were headed to Bellingham yesterday when traffic on the freeway came to a halt. [Here’s why](http://www.bellinghamherald.com/2011/04/23/1982724/blaine-man-injured-in-i-5-median.html). He has the same surname as a local propane supplier, real estate agents, and park. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598/2 "2011-04-25T00:26:34Z")
From _The Northern Light_: **April 13:** Dispatch reported that two small dogs were running loose and unattended on D Street near Allan Street. An officer arrived in the area and searched for the dogs, but they must have been really, really small. ---
**Author:** ![inkling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkling)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598/3 "2011-04-25T05:15:09Z")
[From _The Arcata [CA] Eye_](http://www.arcataeye.com/2011/04/gallantry-is-golden-%E2%80%93-april-2-2011/): Festivities at a dainty soirée in the 400 block of Fourth Street became slightly unruly when a woman in the parking area started vomiting. A gallant male attendee clad in reversed baseball cap and camouflage jacket rushed to her aid with a somewhat unconventional form of assistance – urinating on her, then running away. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598/4 "2011-04-25T22:20:41Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > In other news, roomie and I were headed to Bellingham yesterday when traffic on the freeway came to a halt. [Here’s why](http://www.bellinghamherald.com/2011/04/23/1982724/blaine-man-injured-in-i-5-median.html). He has the same surname as a local propane supplier, real estate agents, and park. Linky no worky…moved or changed. Have a search term? ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598/5 "2011-04-26T01:27:46Z")
> [@kittenblue](#): > > Linky no worky…moved or changed. Have a search term? It looks like the freeway was [shut down due to large amounts of snow](http://kgmi.com/Another-Large-Cocaine-Seizure-During-I-5-Traffic-S/9695085). ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598/6 "2011-04-26T01:39:46Z")
> [@kittenblue](#): > > Linky no worky…moved or changed. Have a search term? Weird. It worked yesterday. When I put the guy’s name into google, that link comes up – but the paper says it’s no good. Anyway, [there was a crash](http://www.thenewstribune.com/2011/04/23/v-lite/1637782/blaine-man-injured-in-i-5-median.html). Only that. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598/7 "2011-04-26T06:43:47Z")
“Jonathan Vander Yacht (pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove) 26, was driving south on I-5 near Birch Bay-Lynden Road when he lost control of his car and struck a tree in the median at about 1:15 p.m.” ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598/8 "2011-04-26T22:58:38Z")
> [@inkling](#): > > [From _The Arcata [CA] Eye_](http://www.arcataeye.com/2011/04/gallantry-is-golden-%E2%80%93-april-2-2011/): > > Festivities at a dainty soirée in the 400 block of Fourth Street became slightly unruly when a woman in the parking area started vomiting. A gallant male attendee clad in reversed baseball cap and camouflage jacket rushed to her aid with a somewhat unconventional form of assistance – urinating on her, then running away. Ha, **inkling**. I had forgotten all about the Arcata Eye police blotter. Thanks for the link, which I bookmarked. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598/9 "2011-04-27T12:46:32Z")
> [@teela\_brown](#): > > Ha, **inkling**. I had forgotten all about the Arcata Eye police blotter. Thanks for the link, which I bookmarked. Yes, indeed. I used to read it. Didn’t we have someone one the board complaining about a woman looking in his window? Coincidence? > [@](#): > > 12:05 p.m. A Valley West resident said he had caught his neighbor peering in his window a few weeks previous and chased her off. And now he heard a neighbor say the word “window” out loud. ---
**Author:** ![limegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/82dd89/32.png) [@limegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/limegreen)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598/10 "2011-04-27T14:44:41Z")
Oh, great. You do realize that Arcata Eye police blotter is an irresistable time-devourer, don’t you? Just what I need… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-blotter/579598/11 "2011-04-27T19:46:48Z")
> [@limegreen](#): > > Oh, great. You do realize that Arcata Eye police blotter is an irresistable time-devourer, don’t you? Just what I need… Is it all a spoof?