# Police: Man opens fire on Jehovah's Witnesses

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-man-opens-fire-on-jehovahs-witnesses/681210>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 13, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-man-opens-fire-on-jehovahs-witnesses/681210 "2014-02-13T02:33:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-man-opens-fire-on-jehovahs-witnesses/681210/1 "2014-02-13T02:33:15Z")

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Finally someone [peppers these proselytizing punks](Police: Man opens fire on Jehovah’s Witnesses) with powerful projectiles from a pistol for promoting their prophet’s position on his property uninvited.

Remember your training, guys - serpentine, serpentine!

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-man-opens-fire-on-jehovahs-witnesses/681210/2 "2014-02-13T02:44:56Z")

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Bad link. 😛

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**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-man-opens-fire-on-jehovahs-witnesses/681210/3 "2014-02-13T02:50:38Z")

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> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> Bad link. 😛

[Also bad link](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2441334/Man-opens-19-times-female-Jehovahs-Witnesses-lolly-gaggin.html) – but only because it’s the Daily Mail

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-man-opens-fire-on-jehovahs-witnesses/681210/4 "2014-02-13T03:13:08Z")

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We did this one, already - [Witness haters--are you happy now? :( - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=703761)

It didn’t go well for anyone.

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**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-man-opens-fire-on-jehovahs-witnesses/681210/5 "2014-02-13T03:42:36Z")

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> [@ducati](#):
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> Finally someone [peppers these proselytizing punks](Police: Man opens fire on Jehovah’s Witnesses) with powerful projectiles from a pistol for promoting their prophet’s position on his property uninvited.
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> Remember your training, guys - serpentine, serpentine!

You Sir, are a dangerous lunatic.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-man-opens-fire-on-jehovahs-witnesses/681210/6 "2014-02-13T04:19:47Z")

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Are you actually advocating murder?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-man-opens-fire-on-jehovahs-witnesses/681210/7 "2014-02-13T04:23:11Z")

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Since there’s already a thread, I’ll close this one.