# Police Rescue Nude man from Porta-a-Potty **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-rescue-nude-man-from-porta-a-potty/452047 "2008-06-06T19:15:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-rescue-nude-man-from-porta-a-potty/452047/21 "2014-05-12T18:33:02Z")
Of course he was naked. You don’t want that stuff getting on your clothes ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-rescue-nude-man-from-porta-a-potty/452047/22 "2014-05-12T18:37:01Z")
“Really, officer, I was just on my way to a party when I realized I didn’t have sh\*t to wear!” ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2014, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-rescue-nude-man-from-porta-a-potty/452047/23 "2014-05-12T18:43:17Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > You know, as unpleasant as those toilets are, the idea of some “Toilet Tom” lurking down there for a peek of my butt just makes it worse. > > I think I’ll just hold it till I get home. Be happy if he’s only going for a peek … :eek: Imagine sitting on the toilet when suddenly someone grabs your butt from inside the hole! I think I would die of a heart attack right on the spot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/police-rescue-nude-man-from-porta-a-potty/452047.md?page=1)