Policeman pepper sprays pizza at traffic stop.

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@Trinopus

Who’s up for an actual experiment? Let’s get a pizza and a pepper-spray thingie, and try it out for real! Anybody like theirs super-hot?

@drachillix

As someone who has been around pepper spray discharges on multiple occasions…pepper spray does not just “spice things up” daves insanity sauce does that. When someone fires pepper spray everyone within 20-30 feet will know about it. Assuming the pizza was still hot, just air convection from heat rising off the pizza would carry enough capscaisin to make people back away or turn the car into a very unpleasant environment.

I like spicy foods. If the pepper spray turns out to be edible, I’ll add it to my spice cabinet.

We need a test, and I’ll volunteer!

If pepper spray is available at Wal-Mart, I’ll pick some up.

Now what kind of pizza should we use?

A friend of mine is coming by next Wednesday. He might be game, although he doesn’t like spicy foods. Maybe we can invite some friends. Making it double-blind might be difficult without them.