# Political book titles for fun

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-book-titles-for-fun/455142>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 3, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-book-titles-for-fun/455142 "2008-07-03T02:53:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-book-titles-for-fun/455142/1 "2008-07-03T02:53:58Z")

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Inspired by [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9964527&postcount=24) in GD I thought we could create punny political book titles. Any political figure, past or present.

Here goes

Bush Hogs {how the rich got richer}

Bush Pilot {confessions from Air Force 1}

Burning Bush {the truth about Jenna and Barbara’s secret desires}

Ch Ch Cheney; Cheney of Fools {how the VP snickers behind our backs}

Lincoln’s Logs {Abe’s bowel movement journals finally published}

Hoover Sucked {a stark criticism of our 31st president}

I’ll do better next post, I promise

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**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-book-titles-for-fun/455142/2 "2008-07-03T02:59:35Z")

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[QUOTE=cosmosdan]

Hoover Sucked {a stark criticism of our 31st president}

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Hoover Sucked {The Clyde Tolson Story}

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-book-titles-for-fun/455142/3 "2008-07-03T03:04:24Z")

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_Nixon U: My Days at Whittier College_

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**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-book-titles-for-fun/455142/4 "2008-07-03T03:08:57Z")

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_Poison Milk and School Children: Lincoln’s Dark Side_ by Homer J. Simpson

And his next riveting title:

_Under the Robe: Earl Warren’s Life as a Sleazy Male Stripper_

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**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-book-titles-for-fun/455142/5 "2008-07-03T03:17:08Z")

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_Truman: A Biography of Hillary Clinton_

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-book-titles-for-fun/455142/6 "2008-07-04T14:25:52Z")

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_Face Blasting and Pretzel Choking: The Zany Lives of Our Elected Officials._

Wow, that looks a lot dirtier than I intended. :eek: