# Political Haikus - Be Creative **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 12, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778 "2007-12-12T22:00:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/21 "2007-12-12T23:02:27Z")
[QUOTE=aptronym] Who do I vote for if I am racist, sexist, and pro-abortion? [/QUOTE] You have a challenge Giuliani does come close Hold your nose, buddy ---
**Author:** ![aptronym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@aptronym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aptronym)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/22 "2007-12-12T23:04:21Z")
"E"nquiring minds know The most important issue: Who’s spouse is hottest? ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/23 "2007-12-12T23:09:12Z")
[QUOTE=aptronym] Iraq or Iran Who to nuke is debated Compromise: Chavez [/QUOTE] Chavez? No way, man. Oh yes, Bush wants to attack but Iran’s his prey ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/24 "2007-12-12T23:27:35Z")
Meanwhile, Kim Jong Il Is working his own brand of Bat-shit craziness. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/25 "2007-12-12T23:35:54Z")
[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach] And do not forget African-Americans: Taken for granted. [/QUOTE] Also remember American Indians. Taken for nothing. ---
**Author:** ![aptronym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@aptronym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aptronym)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/26 "2007-12-12T23:41:51Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] Also remember American Indians. Taken for nothing. [/QUOTE] Middle class white males Victims of reverse racism It’s all darkie’s fault Editorial note: None of my haikus represent my opinion in any way; I’m being facetious because this is The Pit and I believe this form of sarcasm is appropriate here. If they’re truly offensive, I’d be more than happy to tone it down. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/27 "2007-12-13T00:00:45Z")
Unsure of Ron Paul Loony fans. The gold standard. Now he’s got a blimp? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/28 "2007-12-13T00:05:14Z")
[QUOTE=aptronym] "E"nquiring minds know The most important issue: Who’s spouse is hottest? [/QUOTE] I say Hilary Bill’s charisma made interns Blow their tops. And his. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/29 "2007-12-13T00:14:42Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Even better still at least his name isn’t Mitt something to catch balls. [/QUOTE] Something to catch balls? Minneapolis airport: Tap tap… tap tap… No!! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/30 "2007-12-13T00:27:00Z")
[QUOTE=Ravenman] Something to catch balls? Minneapolis airport: Tap tap… tap tap… No!! [/QUOTE] Knock knock, “Hi, who’s there?” Republican Closet Case With a tricky dick ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/31 "2007-12-13T00:42:00Z")
Huckabee: Mormons think Jesus is Devil’s bro’. No Utah for him! Hillary and Bill Want the White House one more time. Where’s Monica now? In the general Only two will duke it out. No more Gravel jokes. ---
**Author:** ![aptronym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@aptronym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aptronym)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/32 "2007-12-13T00:42:28Z")
Not trolling bathrooms What do you think about that? He has a wide stance ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/33 "2007-12-13T00:46:25Z")
Political jokes? Unfortunately for us, They get elected ---
**Author:** ![aptronym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47774/32.png) [@aptronym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aptronym)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/34 "2007-12-13T00:52:53Z")
Bipartisanship The spirit of which brings us A barrel of pork ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/35 "2007-12-13T01:09:18Z")
Barack Obama. Is he half black or half white? I am so confused! Hill wants to be the First woman in the white house. So, why the pants now? Saw Chelsea last night. Could hardly recognize her. Awkward girl grows up. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/36 "2007-12-13T01:13:27Z")
Who are these people? What the fuck are they doing? Dude, where’s my country? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/37 "2007-12-13T01:16:36Z")
Every four years We go through this campaign shit. Meet the new boss, same… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/38 "2007-12-13T01:36:57Z")
Bill and Hill, oh my! Bill and Hillary, oh my! Republicans quake. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/39 "2007-12-13T02:36:00Z")
[QUOTE=aptronym] Middle class white males Victims of reverse racism It’s all darkie’s fault [/QUOTE] This sentiment’s strong and conservative’s use it All to woo their base ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/40 "2007-12-13T02:38:38Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Who are these people? What the fuck are they doing? Dude, where’s my country? [/QUOTE] Those we elected to answer your first question We are who’s to blame [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778.md?page=3)