# Political Haikus - Be Creative **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 12, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778 "2007-12-12T22:00:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/101 "2008-01-26T02:55:33Z")
In 2008 we will see the ascent of a minority Socks is her cat The keys 'neath the mat Barack you can come and serve tea …oops…thats a limerick… ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/102 "2008-01-26T04:48:16Z")
I wish everyone Who did not agree with me Would just stop voting. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/103 "2008-01-28T17:08:18Z")
South Carolina goes for Obama, bigtime! Hillary, Bill fume. Caroline and her Uncle Ted endorse Barack - Camelot’s new king? Giuliani put all of his chips on Florida; maybe not smart move. McCain, Romney slug it out - GOP to choose old coot, empty suit? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/104 "2008-01-30T19:28:35Z")
Giuliani, Edwards are both now bowing out, be- fore Super Tuesday! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/105 "2008-01-31T01:20:34Z")
Grand melee begins You’re lost without a scorecard! And then there were four ---
**Author:** ![vison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e47774/32.png) [@vison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vison)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/106 "2008-01-31T03:55:29Z")
Bitchy Hillary Mrs. Billary Clinton Is she too strident? Barack Obama Dignified and not too black Will he be chosen? Rudy is finished. Thank heaven for that. Could he Second-seat timber? McCain is in first. Romney’s golden specs saw wrong Just god’s little joke? ---
**Author:** ![Mayo\_Speaks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mayo\_Speaks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mayo_Speaks)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/107 "2008-01-31T07:46:19Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] Grand melee begins You’re lost without a scorecard! And then there were four [/QUOTE] Huckabee says no But only he believes that He is viable. ---
**Author:** ![Mayo\_Speaks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mayo\_Speaks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mayo_Speaks)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/108 "2008-01-31T07:47:38Z")
Reagan loves me most, The four candidates all say, Although he is dead. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/109 "2008-01-31T13:09:26Z")
Necrophilia The dead are among us now And voting for Red! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/110 "2008-02-01T14:36:19Z")
Obama, Clinton debate one-on-one, and lo! Each is well-behaved. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/111 "2008-02-01T14:59:47Z")
Next Tuesday ends it! 🙂 At long last! . . . What’s that you say?! Another nine months? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/112 "2008-02-01T15:37:03Z")
“Tell press he fucks sheep. Let the bastard deny it!” Great line LBJ ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/113 "2008-02-01T17:09:15Z")
[QUOTE=Sitnam] “Tell press he fucks sheep. Let the bastard deny it!” Great line LBJ [/QUOTE] And if they said it, About Hilary’s husband All would believe it. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/114 "2008-02-05T14:24:39Z")
Super Tuesday’s here! Will anyone clinch a nom? I sort of hope not. Ohio’s March 4th primary is usually too late - not this year? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778/115 "2008-02-08T21:42:32Z")
Quantum theory says To see X is to change X McCain’s politics [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-haikus-be-creative/429778.md?page=5)