# Political Humor

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-humor/157764>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 27, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-humor/157764 "2003-02-27T00:41:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Stccrd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Stccrd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stccrd)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-humor/157764/1 "2003-02-27T00:41:15Z")

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Going to war without France is loading up your computer without a virus.

What do you call a frenchman advancing on Baghdad?

A Salesman.

These, and much more funny jokes at [FranceStinks.com](http://FranceStinks.com) and [GermanyStinks.com](http://GermanyStinks.com)

Check it out!

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**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-humor/157764/2 "2003-02-27T01:46:43Z")

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Ick. People have a right to their political opinions, of course… and so do France and Germany. They don’t agree with the Bush administration, people. That’s not their job. Get over it.

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**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-humor/157764/3 "2003-02-27T03:29:50Z")

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You got it wrong, the joke is - Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.

See, everything is funnier with accordions.