# Political slogans for the New America

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 22, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799 "2017-01-22T02:40:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/41 "2017-01-23T01:32:40Z")

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“Tomorrow Belongs to Pee…!”

> [@Shodan](#):
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> “He won. Get the fuck over yourself.”
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

When der Orange Hitler  
say “Vee Make America Great!”  
Squirt a Nile!  
Squirt a Nile!  
Squirt right in der Drumpfen face!

When Alt-Truth is der phrase  
dat keeps LIARS from disgrace…!  
We Squirt!  
We Squirt!  
Right in der Drumpfen face!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/42 "2017-01-23T02:09:36Z")

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_“KILL! RAPE! BURN! KILL! RAPE! BURN! KILL! RAPE! BURN!”_

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**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/43 "2017-01-23T02:30:04Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> _“KILL! RAPE! BURN! KILL! RAPE! BURN! KILL! RAPE! BURN!”_
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Jeez! A little on the nose don’t you think?

How about “Bah-ram-ewe! Bah-ram-ewe!”?

It’s got the same beat, but maybe it’s not long enough for you to finish up?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/44 "2017-01-23T02:30:43Z")

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E Pluribus Unumpty!

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**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/45 "2017-01-23T02:47:28Z")

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Was  
HOPE

Now  
D’OPE!

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/46 "2017-01-23T03:08:04Z")

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Got another entry:

A million tweets of blight

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/47 "2017-01-23T03:46:53Z")

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(I’m a) bully!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/48 "2017-01-23T06:09:56Z")

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The Audacity of Dope

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/49 "2017-01-23T21:10:16Z")

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“Murrica. WTF”

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/50 "2017-01-23T21:15:01Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> “He won. Get the fuck over yourself.”
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

I remember back in January 2009 how much you kept telling Republicans that, and I admire your principled stance.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/51 "2017-01-24T01:10:13Z")

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It’s a con, stupid.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/52 "2017-01-24T02:33:53Z")

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_The America We Desert_

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**Author:** ![pullin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@pullin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pullin)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/53 "2017-01-24T10:32:12Z")

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Seen on a sign in the Women’s March: “We Shall Overcomb”

I got a good laugh from that one.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/54 "2017-01-27T21:45:28Z")

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Blue county votes matter![sup]_[/sup]  
[sup]_[/sup]…Just not as much.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/55 "2017-01-27T22:41:03Z")

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\*The popular vote only counts on _American Idol_ (and all other elections except this one). \*

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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/56 "2017-01-27T23:50:28Z")

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Make AmeriKKKa Great Again!

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/57 "2017-01-28T00:42:56Z")

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America is a Shining Casino Resort on a Hill

The State of our Union is TREMENDOUS.

Believe Him.

You Can’t Beat Something With “But He’s Worse!” (oh no I’m not leaving you off the hook, fellow libbies)

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/58 "2017-01-28T00:48:48Z")

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if you build the wall how can you have any tacos  
how can you have any tacos if you build the wall

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2017, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-slogans-for-the-new-america/777799/59 "2017-01-28T07:34:52Z")

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“Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Gott”

Oh, wait…you meant past AMERICAN slogans…

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