# Political Test

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 26, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117 "2011-08-26T01:10:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/1 "2011-08-26T01:10:27Z")

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[http://www.politicaltest.net/eng/](http://www.politicaltest.net/eng/)

Interestingly enough I got Ordoliberal (a very fascinating system of economics) and then now I got Liberal (presumably Classical Liberal):

You are a Liberal. 4 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 39 percent are more extremist than you.  
Cosmopolitan 8%  
Fundamentalist 13%  
Reactionary 20%  
Anarchist 3%  
Capitalistic 63%  
Militaristic 42%  
Anthropcentric 81%

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**Author:** ![BuickGNX1987](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@BuickGNX1987](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuickGNX1987)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/2 "2011-08-26T02:03:50Z")

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This was pretty interesting. My results:

You are a patriotic Social Democrat. 2 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 92 percent are more extremist than you.

Nationalistic 9%  
Secular 7%  
Reactionary 2%  
Anarchistic 10%  
Communistic 4%  
Militaristic 28%  
Anthropocentric 50%

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/3 "2011-08-26T02:19:57Z")

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There were some really bizarre wording choices that suggest to me that whoever composed the test wasn’t a first-language (or particularly proficient second-language) English speaker. Anyway:

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> You are a Social Democrat. 13 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 24 percent are more extremist than you.

Shock, astonishment, I know.

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**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/4 "2011-08-26T02:22:10Z")

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> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> There were some really bizarre wording choices that suggest to me that whoever composed the test wasn’t a first-language (or particularly proficient second-language) English speaker. Anyway:
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> Shock, astonishment, I know.

I believe the site was German originally.

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/5 "2011-08-26T02:23:59Z")

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You are a liberal patriot. 2 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 62 percent are more extremist than you.

Nationalistic (28%)  
Secular (58%)  
Visionary (23%)  
Amarchistic (22%)  
Capitalistic (7%)  
Pacifist (10%)  
Anthropocentric (44%)

Its an interesting quiz. I’ve never really thought of myself as a patriot before, to be honest. I would’ve loved to explain a few of answers as I really wasn’t neutral on some of them but I wasn’t pro or con either. This type of thing isn’t meant to seriously define your life, I guess.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/6 "2011-08-26T02:25:22Z")

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No real shockers for me.

You are a Social Democrat. 13 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 22 percent are more extremist than you.  
Cosmopolitan 32%  
Secular 76%  
Visionary 42%  
Anarchistic 43%  
Communistic 50%  
Pacifistic 14%  
Anthropocentric 33%

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/7 "2011-08-26T02:30:24Z")

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> [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](#):
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> I believe the site was German originally.

Ah. That would explain stuff like “The globalization” etc.

I’m apparently a “democratic National Liberal.” That’s the first time I’ve every seen those three words arranged like that, so I have no idea what it means (and the capitalization adds to the mystery).

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/8 "2011-08-26T02:41:02Z")

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You are a liberal cosmopolitan.

Cosmpolitan 41  
Secular 59  
Visionary 22  
Anarchistic 38  
Capitalistic 29  
Pacifist 28  
Anthropocentric 66

5% are in the same position; 22 percent are more extremist.

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**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/9 "2011-08-26T03:22:01Z")

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You are **a cosmopolitan Social Democrat**. 14 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 65 percent are more extremist than you.

Cosmopolitan 23%  
Secular: 77 %  
Visionary 31%  
Anarchistic 24%  
Communistic 13%  
Militaristic 8%  
Anthropocentric 8%

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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/10 "2011-08-26T03:24:41Z")

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> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> There were some really bizarre wording choices that suggest to me that whoever composed the test wasn’t a first-language (or particularly proficient second-language) English speaker.

It certainly reads that way, doesn’t it? I had to look up ‘delict’ in the dictionary just to be sure that I knew what it meant. And I have no idea what ‘solidarity’ means in the context of obligations on a citizen.

And I don’t think I’ve ever seen a survey where the response choices weren’t symmetrical. Yet here you get _I fully agree_ but _I strongly disagree_, or _I agree in part_ but _I disagree_. Very odd.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/11 "2011-08-26T03:43:56Z")

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I am a social democratic Cosmopolitan (apparently). 15 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 68 percent are more extremist than you.

Cosmopolitan 28% Nationalistic  
Secular 59% Fundamentalist  
Visionary 20% Reactionary  
Anarchistic 20% Authoritarian  
Communistic 4% Capitalistic  
Pacifist 38% Militaristic  
Ecological 6% Anthropocentric

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/12 "2011-08-26T03:52:55Z")

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Hey, I’m a Cosmopolitan Social Democrat. No big reveal there.

Cosmopolitan 21%  
Secular 62%  
Visionary 13%  
Anarchistic 25%  
Communistic 13%  
Militaristic 28%  
Anthropocentric 72%

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**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/13 "2011-08-26T03:58:46Z")

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I’m a Democratic national liberal. Sounds about right I guess, for European definitions of liberal!

Nationalistic 18%  
Secular 68%  
Visionary 14%  
Anarchistic 22%  
Capitalistic 24%  
Militaristic 31%  
Anthropocentric 82%

The only surprise is I’m not more capitalistic.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/14 "2011-08-26T04:00:10Z")

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I am a social democratic Cosmopolitan. (No, but it’s a common mistake. I just have a Jewish sounding name.)

31% cosmopolitan  
52% secular  
22% visionary  
27% anarchistic  
4% communistic  
3% militaristic  
29% anthropocentric

15 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 72 percent are more extremist than you.

I would disagree with the last rating. I’m actually pro-environmental regulation - just apparently not within the framework the test was designed for.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/15 "2011-08-26T04:07:10Z")

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> [@Cunctator](#):
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> And I have no idea what ‘solidarity’ means in the context of obligations on a citizen.

My assumption was a left-wing, union-related solidarity. And I had to look up “delict,” too, although I think we both would’ve made the right assumption.

Weirdly worded one: “Immigrants are always an enrichment for the hosting country.” Of course the answer to that question would be some form of “NO.” I have always followed the adage that a question which includes “always” or “never” should be voted against, because an exception almost always exists.

I did the short test earlier, and the long test just now. Results were very opposite in some ways

neoliberal Democrat, whatever that is. Guessing those are European terms.

cosmopolitan 4%  
secular 13%  
visionary 8%  
anarchistic 24%  
capitalistic 16%  
militaristic 23% had some issue with these. Some questions assumed “rules” of war  
anthropocentric 45% because meat is tasty

Psst, **Cat Whisperer** , those results don’t say which direction they go.

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**Author:** ![My\_Freakin\_Back\_Is\_Killing\_Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@My\_Freakin\_Back\_Is\_Killing\_Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Freakin_Back_Is_Killing_Me)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/16 "2011-08-26T04:21:23Z")

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You are a cosmopolitan Social Democrat. 14 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 28 percent are more extremist than you.

cosmopolitan 31%  
secular 84%  
visionary 49%  
anarchistic 47%  
communistic 30%  
pacifist 12%  
anthropocentric 12%

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/17 "2011-08-26T05:04:27Z")

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You are a cosmopolitan Social Democrat . 14 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 55 percent are more extremist than you.

cosmopolitan 25%  
secular 70%  
visionary 38%  
anarchistic 31%  
communistic 19%  
pacifist 7%  
ecological 2%

I feel pretty moderate with the obvious exception that I’m atheist.

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**Author:** ![charmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/53a042/32.png) [@charmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/charmstr)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/18 "2011-08-26T05:09:26Z")

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I’m a social democrat. 13 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 36 percent are more extremist than I am. I dunno. The only thing that bothered me is that I was only 67% secular. Well that and some of the questions were meaningless to me.

8% Cosmopolitan  
67% Secular  
38% Visionary  
35% Anarchistic  
48% Communist  
28% Pacifist  
19% Anthropocentric

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/19 "2011-08-26T06:23:13Z")

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**Social Democrat**

4% Cosmopolitan  
21% Secular  
20% Visionary  
23% Anarchistic  
42% Communalist  
17% Militaristic  
17% Anthropolic

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/20 "2011-08-26T06:31:56Z")

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First impression, before starting the test: I noticed that the three choices for gender are “Male, Female, and Not Sure”.

Mildly curious at the spread of responses they would get if they _also_ asked for the _sex_ of the people taking the test.

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