# Political Test **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 26, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117 "2011-08-26T01:10:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/21 "2011-08-26T06:53:16Z")
If you put “Not Sure” then all the questions are like: “I would vote for someone who talks like a fag” and “BRAWNDO is awesome.” The answers become: “Fuck yeah!” “Yup!” “Uh?” “Naw” and “Hell Naw!” ---
**Author:** ![Balthisar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/balthisar/32/2825_2.png) [@Balthisar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balthisar)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/22 "2011-08-26T07:29:31Z")
What was I supposed to do with the “weighted” buttons? Anyway…: You are a capitalist. 1 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 42 percent are more extremist than you. Cosmopolitan 26% Secular 21% Reactionary 10% Anarchistic 25% Capitalistic 79% Militarisic 3% Anthropocentric 70% ---
**Author:** ![drbhoneydew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@drbhoneydew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drbhoneydew)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/23 "2011-08-26T10:30:40Z")
I’m a social democrat. 13 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 14 percent are more extremist than I am 37% Cosmopolitan 54% Secular 40% Visionary 42% Anarchistic 44% Communistic 68% Pacifist 39% Anthropocentric I’m surprised at how extremist it thinks I am - the main thing where I’m radically different from the averages on the stats page is on pacifism. Hardly the kind of extremist to be worried about, then. ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/24 "2011-08-26T11:08:05Z")
I am a social democratic Cosmopolitan. 15 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 45 percent are more extremist than me. 39% Cosmopolitan 67% Secular 34% Visionary 27% Anarchistic 29% Communistic 9% Pacifist 21% Anthropocentric ---
**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/25 "2011-08-26T12:46:47Z")
You are a neoliberal Democrat. 5 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 31 percent are more extremist than you. cosmopolitan 39% secular 67% visionary 38% anarchistic 49% **communistic/capitalistic 0%** pacifist 26% anthropocentric 41% I’m not sure what the bolded component says about me, but I’m glad there are a good number of people who are more extremist. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/26 "2011-08-26T12:59:10Z")
I am a liberal cosmopolitan. Yay ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/27 "2011-08-26T13:06:44Z")
Cosmopolitan Social Democrat ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/28 "2011-08-26T13:14:28Z")
“National Liberal Democrat.” 2 percent of the test participators are in the same category and **84 percent are more extremist than you.** Only **BuickGNX1987** is more mellow than I am. 🙂 Cosmopolitan 0% Secular 51% Visionary 21% Anarchistic 33% Capitalistic 18% Pacifist 5% Anthropocentric 14% ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/29 "2011-08-26T13:18:20Z")
You are a cosmopolitan Social Democrat. 14 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 22 percent are more extremist than you. 39% Cosmo 80% Secular 49% Visionary 50% Anarchistic 35% Communistic 26% Pacifist 10% Anthropocentric ---
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/30 "2011-08-26T13:33:17Z")
You are a National Democratic Socialist. 3 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 42 percent are more extremist than you. 28% nationalistic 71% secular 40% visionary 17% anarchistic 40% communistic 15% pacifist 18% ecological ---
**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/31 "2011-08-26T13:34:00Z")
You are a social democratic Cosmopolitan. 15 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 51 percent are more extremist than you. cosmopolitan 44% secular 67% visionary 27% anarchistic 24% communistic 18% militaristic 3% anthropocentric 29% ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/32 "2011-08-26T13:37:48Z")
You are a Trotskyist. 4 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 6 percent are more extremist than you. 52% Cosmo 82% Secular 62% Visionary 49% Anarchistic 70% Communistic 42% Pacifist 19% Anthro Weird. I’d have thought my answers would rate higher on anarchistic and lower on communistic. Must be the weighting I gave to unions. ---
**Author:** ![Brandus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Brandus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brandus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/33 "2011-08-26T13:43:03Z")
Leftist-Fascist ---
**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/34 "2011-08-26T14:14:56Z")
Pretty much what I’d expect. > [@](#): > > You are a social democratic Cosmopolitan. 15 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 8 percent are more extremist than you. Cosmopolitan 64% Secular 82% Visionary 64% Anarchistic 49% Communistic 63% Pacifist 26% Ecological 6% ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/35 "2011-08-26T15:01:33Z")
You are a social democratic Cosmopolitan. 15 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 39 percent are more extremist than you. Cosmopolitan 37% Secular 66% Visionary 38% Anarchistic 35% Communistic 18% Pacifist 21% Ecological 24% ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/36 "2011-08-26T15:27:06Z")
I’m a Cosmopolitan Social Democrat. Anyone have a definition of that? ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/37 "2011-08-26T16:37:30Z")
I’m a **Liberal**. “4 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 39 percent are more extremist than you.” Cosmopolitan 8% Secular 62% Visionary 3% Anarchistic 22% Capitalistic 63%’ Militaristic 14% Anthropocentric 64% ---
**Author:** ![puddleglum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puddleglum/32/137_2.png) [@puddleglum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puddleglum)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/38 "2011-08-26T16:51:24Z")
You are a Manchester capitalist. 1 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 45 percent are more extremist than you. I don’t even like soccer that much. ---
**Author:** ![SeldomSeen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@SeldomSeen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeldomSeen)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/39 "2011-08-26T17:02:01Z")
Not sure what a National Democratic Socialist is, but apparently I are one. “You are a National Democratic Socialist. 3 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 68 percent are more extremist than you.” Nationalistic 10% Secular 44% Visionary 25% Anarchistic 33% Communistic 41% Militaristic 8% Anthropocentric 17% ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117/40 "2011-08-26T17:16:31Z")
I am a cosmopolitan Social Democrat . 14 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 20 percent are more extremist than you. Cosmopolitan 37% Secular 69% Visionary 50% Anarchistic 59% Communistic 36% Pacifist 40% Anthropocentric 10% [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/political-test/594117.md?page=3)