# Poll: BOOBIES!!!! How do you like em? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 8, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903 "2002-05-08T15:08:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/21 "2002-05-08T19:15:10Z")
As long as I have access to a set I’m pretty content. I guess that makes me a gourmand. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/22 "2002-05-08T19:19:12Z")
My girlfriend has beautiful, just-cuppable-with-the-hand-size breasts. They’re magnificent, they’re perfect. And I tell her this all the time, but she still doesn’t believe me. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/23 "2002-05-08T20:09:28Z")
I like them attacched to a woman, preferably intelligent, pretty and horny. ---
**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/24 "2002-05-08T20:13:39Z")
Well, Sam Hell, I’m here to poke you–excuse me, your theory that is. “large breasts are a) not as sensative (I’ve heard) and b) I’d think, be more difficult to, ah, work around (people stare, clothing should be selected more carefully, ect)” Mine are incredibly sensitive (I’m an F cup) and I’ve been working around them fairly well for years now. I used to be a D, but seem to have had the opposite experience from Kiki–gained a cup size with each child. Guess it’s a good thing I didn’t have too many more than just the two! Granted, they do get in the way and may be higher maintenance than small breasts: I’ve never seen the point to putting a napkin in my lap when my continental shelf catches anything I may drop. Bras are outrageously expensive–around $40.00 for a good one. Sports bras are even more expensive–$60.00 for my stop motion bra (I kid you not, that’s what it’s called in the catalog and it really works.) But I’m very pleased with what I’ve got, what they can do, and the pleasure they give me so I wouldn’t do anything to change them. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/25 "2002-05-08T20:47:42Z")
I generally only like the real kind, and prefer only two per user. Other than that it’s not a terribly important facet of my life. ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/26 "2002-05-08T20:57:32Z")
It depends on the female. I like em all, as a general rule. But nothing below A or above D, as a standard. ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/27 "2002-05-08T21:03:24Z")
In pairs. ---
**Author:** ![flyboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@flyboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flyboy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/28 "2002-05-08T21:06:41Z")
Proportionate and well-shaped. Too big, too small, and saggy really turn me off. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/29 "2002-05-08T21:21:20Z")
Slathered with chocolate frosting. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/30 "2002-05-08T22:38:33Z")
My only criterion: “natural.” ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/31 "2002-05-08T23:20:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sam Hell \* > \*\*I have the smaller is better theory because large breasts are a) not as sensative (I’ve heard) and b) I’d think, be more difficult to, ah, work around (people stare, clothing should be selected more carefully, ect) so I like em smaller. \*\* Sorry, Charl–er, Sam. 😉 Mine are large and round and incredibly sensitive. As for the bra problem, I gave up on the silly things years ago because 1) they’re uncomfortable and 2) the pretty ones are hard to find in larger sizes. So I let my puppies loose, which men seem to like, and when I want constraint/support, I wear a corset. Hmmn… is a larger cock less sensitive, I wonder? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/32 "2002-05-08T23:21:28Z")
Is this where the “Three’s a crowd” saying came from? ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Spider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Barking\_Spider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Spider)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/33 "2002-05-09T00:21:30Z")
I like the long, pointy kind. The ones that curl up and look like bananas! Oh Yeah! The ones where she can bend over and swing em around! Oh Yeah! The ones I can just wrap around my dick! ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/34 "2002-05-09T01:25:30Z")
The song “I.L.B.T.s” by Joe Walsh has been playing in my head while reading this thread. How do I like them? However I can get them. ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/35 "2002-05-09T01:37:31Z")
If I were a woman and had them I would get absolutely no work done whatsoever. I would just be staring at them all day long. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/36 "2002-05-09T02:15:39Z")
I’ve seen polls on analingus (rimming), testicles, and now boobs. If this continues, I’m starting a penis poll. I mean it. - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/37 "2002-05-09T02:38:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Caught@Work \* > \*\*If I were a woman and had them I would get absolutely no work done whatsoever. I would just be staring at them all day long. \*\* Funny, that’s sort of how I would feel if I were a man. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/38 "2002-05-09T02:41:09Z")
I’d just like to say my boobs are pretty damn nice. Really. I’ve gained new appreciation for them after all the nekkid pictures I’ve seen online. No. No pix (for _you_ to see at least). I like boobs that look like boobs, not inflated balls, and I tend to think those with small areolas are prettier. Overly implanted or overly saggy are equally icky. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/39 "2002-05-09T03:03:47Z")
I retract my theory under the weight of expert testimony. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903/40 "2002-05-09T03:11:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sam Hell \* > \*\*I retract my theory under the weight of expert testimony. 🙂 \*\* Groannnnnn! 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-boobies-how-do-you-like-em/107903.md?page=3)