# \[poll\]Do rightys really hold "it" with their right? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 3, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-rightys-really-hold-it-with-their-right/232361 "2004-03-03T18:52:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-rightys-really-hold-it-with-their-right/232361/21 "2004-03-05T05:05:24Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > May I ask, what would you be doing with the other hand? The one that is not free at the moment? Well, its not like I’m just going to set my ham sandwich down anywhere now am I? ---
**Author:** ![prisoner6655321](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f8ce5/32.png) [@prisoner6655321](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/prisoner6655321)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-rightys-really-hold-it-with-their-right/232361/22 "2004-03-05T05:16:01Z")
Dang, this is starting to be a real sucky poll, and not because of anything I did. You guys are dragging it down. So far I got one real answer and one half joking answer. Please guys (and gals if you want to play too). Seriously, just answer the question. When you pee, what hand you you hold your penis with? And are you right handed or left handed? ---
**Author:** ![stochastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@stochastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stochastic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-rightys-really-hold-it-with-their-right/232361/23 "2004-03-05T05:44:41Z")
I show the movie you quote from in my biology class. When that line comes up, it’s usually greeted by knowing chuckles from the guys and a chorus of “is that true?” from the girls (and once answered with a “would you like to watch me and find out for yourself?” by one sleazebag) FTR, I’m right-handed and I water Willy the One-eyed Wonder Worm with my right hand. On the odd occasion I’ve had to hold it with my left it definitely doesn’t feel quite right… ---
**Author:** ![prisoner6655321](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f8ce5/32.png) [@prisoner6655321](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/prisoner6655321)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-rightys-really-hold-it-with-their-right/232361/24 "2004-03-05T06:09:12Z")
Thank you **stochastic**. See? That wasn’t so hard now was it guys? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-rightys-really-hold-it-with-their-right/232361/25 "2004-03-05T06:14:08Z")
> [@prisoner6655321](#): > > See? That wasn’t so hard now was it guys? Bwaahhhaaaahhhhaaaaahhhhaaaaa!!! ---
**Author:** ![LtningBug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/73ab20/32.png) [@LtningBug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LtningBug)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-rightys-really-hold-it-with-their-right/232361/26 "2004-03-05T06:32:17Z")
Righty who hold with right hand during urination checking in. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-rightys-really-hold-it-with-their-right/232361/27 "2004-03-05T13:02:45Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > I don’t hold it with either hand, regardless of whether I’m pissing or wanking. It depends on the handedness of the maidservant I’ve hired for the task which one she chooses to use. Right handed here: Whenever I whack off with my left hand I always feel so guilty afterwords. It feels like I’m cheating… ---
**Author:** ![Poetgrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@Poetgrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poetgrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-rightys-really-hold-it-with-their-right/232361/28 "2004-03-06T03:18:59Z")
> [@SHAKES](#): > > Right handed here: > > Whenever I whack off with my left hand I always feel so guilty afterwords. It feels like I’m cheating… I can’t help but be reminded of the scene in “Family Guy” where Adam West is marrying his right hand :eek: and when the Priest asks “Are there any who oppose this marraige?” West’s left hand comes up, then is angrly put down by his right hand, with Adam West shouting, “Shut up! You’ve had your chance!” ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-rightys-really-hold-it-with-their-right/232361/29 "2004-03-06T03:34:18Z")
Right-handed guy, right-handed hold, right-handed wank. I’m an all right guy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-rightys-really-hold-it-with-their-right/232361.md?page=1)