# Poll: Do you like to sneeze?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 25, 2019, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523 "2019-03-25T19:35:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/21 "2019-03-26T11:31:41Z")

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Hell no for the same reasons as **Dung Beetle**

The only time it is welcomed is when I go through that phase where in my sinuses can’t seem to make up their mind if they want to sneeze or not.

It’s like: “Come on, no need for dramatic suspense, Just SNEEZE already!!”

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/22 "2019-03-26T12:03:24Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> Interesting that people have a sneeze number. I always sneeze in twos; my husband usually sneezes in multiples of 12!

I _hate_ sneezing. When I sneeze I know I’ll be at it for some time, often leaving me with sore intercostal muscles. If I’m driving I’ll pull over for the entirety of the fit. I’ve never thought to count, but will try to keep track the next time.

My gf suggested my “always multi-sneeze” was confirmation bias, but she recently admitted to never witnessing me sneeze a reasonable number of times.

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/23 "2019-03-26T12:51:29Z")

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I look forward to a sneeze. And I let it all hang out. Make a lot of noise. Must always blow my nose afterwards. I am a two sneezer.

Only time I don’t like the sneeze is when I have on my full face mask and CPAP.

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**Author:** ![Stuntman\_Mike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stuntman_mike/32/334_2.png) [@Stuntman\_Mike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuntman_Mike)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/24 "2019-03-26T16:01:59Z")

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Not only do I hate sneezing myself, but hearing other people sneeze is one of my all time biggest pet peeves.

I’m a pretty chill fellow, but the sound of someone sneezing has always sent me over the moon, especially when the sneeze is “pay-attention-to-me” loud, or intentionally cutesy. :rolleyes::mad:

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/25 "2019-03-26T16:48:37Z")

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I have sinus issues, so not only am I cool with sneezes, I occasionally induce them.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/26 "2019-03-26T22:30:49Z")

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Love it, love it, love it. Mine are tremendous shutter-rattlers. There is an anticipatory build-up that is sorta like riding the roller coaster up that first hill. Then, a sinus-shaking crescendo that feels like solid sweet release.

Mine are all solo events.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/27 "2019-03-26T22:48:03Z")

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> [@harmonicamoon](#):
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> Only time I don’t like the sneeze is when I have on my full face mask and CPAP.

I have never seen one of those: my best friend has a nose-plug APAP, which would probably be nastier for sneezing.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/28 "2019-03-26T22:55:19Z")

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> [@Stuntman\_Mike](#):
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> Not only do I hate sneezing myself, but hearing other people sneeze is one of my all time biggest pet peeves.
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> I’m a pretty chill fellow, but the sound of someone sneezing has always sent me over the moon, especially when the sneeze is “pay-attention-to-me” loud, or intentionally cutesy. :rolleyes::mad:

Yeah, me too. I hate being around sneezers like **harmonicamoon**.

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/29 "2019-03-27T01:06:15Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> Yeah, me too. I hate being around sneezers like **harmonicamoon**.

Does this mean it is all over between us?

I can tone it down for you.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/30 "2019-03-27T01:31:08Z")

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No, I do not enjoy them at all. I try to keep a box of tissue near me for when I feel one coming on. I just hate the thought of spewing mucus and spittle around the room. So gross.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/31 "2019-03-27T02:24:30Z")

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I used to, then I got older and started hearing stories of people slipping a disc or pulling a muscle in their back while sneezing.

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**Author:** ![SigMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SigMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SigMan)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/32 "2019-03-27T02:57:09Z")

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Mine comes in twos. One right after another. Always felt fantastic afterward, like a second of a drug high or a shot of Adrenalin.

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**Author:** ![Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrogance_ex_machina/32/192_2.png) [@Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrogance_Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/33 "2019-03-27T03:11:12Z")

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I’m not a photic sneezer but I sometimes sneeze if I eat dark chocolate. It has to be fairly high cocoa content, something like 70% usually does the trick.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/34 "2019-03-27T03:40:18Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> “[A sneeze is an eighth of an orgasm](http://omgfacts.com/is-a-sneeze-really-an-eighth-of-an-orgasm/).”

Woman: “Lately, when I sneeze, I have an orgasm right after that.”  
Her friend: “Really? What are you taking for it?”  
Woman: “Pepper.”

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**Author:** ![pabstist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e99b99/32.png) [@pabstist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pabstist)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/35 "2019-03-27T05:10:28Z")

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I’ve had a total larengectomy. So now I breath out of a hole in my neck.

When I do sneeze, it’s out of the hole in my neck and not my nose.

Sucks. After sneezing, my nose is still all itchy, not very satisfying.

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**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/36 "2019-03-27T10:01:00Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> Love it, love it, love it. Mine are tremendous shutter-rattlers. There is an anticipatory build-up that is sorta like riding the roller coaster up that first hill. Then, a sinus-shaking crescendo that feels like solid sweet release.
> 
> Mine are all solo events.  
> mmm

Cosigned. I’m honestly surprised to find out that there are people who hate sneezing!

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/37 "2019-03-27T12:05:06Z")

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> [@Stuntman\_Mike](#):
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> Not only do I hate sneezing myself, but hearing other people sneeze is one of my all time biggest pet peeves.

Yeah, my ex-husband used to scream his sneezes with all his might. It was very disruptive and inconsiderate.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/38 "2019-03-27T13:10:08Z")

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I sneeze as loudly as is physically possible.

Sorry, **Stuntman Mike** & **Dung Beetle** , it is not meant to offend, it is just fun.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/39 "2019-03-27T13:16:17Z")

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Strictly neutral; some depends on place and time. But like you I often triple-up as well.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-do-you-like-to-sneeze/831523/40 "2019-03-27T14:28:45Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> I sneeze as loudly as is physically possible.
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> Sorry, **Stuntman Mike** & **Dung Beetle** , it is not meant to offend, it is just fun.

I might do it myself under some circumstances. But a grown man screaming over and over again in a small house, frightening children and pets, really made me want to give him something to scream about.

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