# Poll: Dopers quantify your sexuality please **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 28, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412 "2002-12-28T23:07:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![MONTY2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@MONTY2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MONTY2)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/161 "2002-12-30T17:55:40Z")
Female, 1 ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/162 "2002-12-30T18:01:34Z")
Male. 1 and change. Let’s say a buck twenty five. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/163 "2002-12-30T18:02:23Z")
Male, 0. Is it just me, or do other people see “Male - 1” and think “Male. Negative one. Really, really, really straight. I’m talking laser-beams, baby…” ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/164 "2002-12-30T18:15:06Z")
Male, 5 ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/165 "2002-12-30T18:28:09Z")
Male, 1.5 ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/166 "2002-12-30T18:40:15Z")
Female, 1. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/167 "2002-12-30T19:38:17Z")
not a female or a hermaphrodite, uno. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/168 "2002-12-30T19:40:44Z")
Female, 1. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/169 "2002-12-30T20:01:40Z")
Female, 0 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/170 "2002-12-30T20:01:42Z")
Female, 2.5 About. I guess. -ish. ---
**Author:** ![epolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@epolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epolo)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/171 "2002-12-30T20:02:27Z")
Male, 1 ISO Female(s), 2.5-3.5 ages 20-30, knockout(s). Degree in physics/theoretical mathematics preferred. For loving, committed menage a troi, quatre, cinq… What? Not scientific enough? ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/172 "2002-12-30T20:08:06Z")
Male, 0 ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/173 "2002-12-30T20:09:54Z")
Female - about 5.5. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/174 "2002-12-30T20:31:03Z")
Male. 5.75 So, what’d you have in mind? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/175 "2002-12-30T20:37:02Z")
I’d be a perfect 6.0 if it weren’t for Nicole Kidman, btw. I think if I had to beget an heir for the sake of a kingdom I could do so with her, or with Uma Thurman so long as she wore the black wig from PULP FICTION. I find that when my physique becomes more circular, I change from a near 6 to a 3.14159265 however. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/176 "2002-12-30T21:24:03Z")
Female. 1. Strangely, I find the concept of being hit on by another woman appealing. The thought of actually doing something about it–not appealing. I’m such a deviant! ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/177 "2002-12-30T21:41:56Z")
Female, 1. I rarely find other females attractive. You know when your guys friends ask you “is she cute?” I always have to say “uhhh… I don’t think so… but maybe?” I have kissed the odd lass, in a drunken-cast-party context, but it didn’t really do anything for me. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/178 "2002-12-30T23:03:19Z")
Male, 0. ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/179 "2002-12-30T23:37:29Z")
Female, gravitating between 2 and 4. Sometimes I’m gayer/straighter than other times, but it all averages out to a 3. ---
**Author:** ![AllShookDown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d9b06d/32.png) [@AllShookDown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllShookDown)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-dopers-quantify-your-sexuality-please/145412/180 "2002-12-30T23:45:11Z")
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