# Poll: Elvisl1ves is an asshole? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 25, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472 "2005-05-25T19:01:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/1 "2005-05-25T19:01:48Z")
I just wanted to give **Elvisl1ves** his very own thread, so we can stop polluting [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=318197&page=1&pp=50). So, feel free to respond to all of the posts from the other thread here, Elvis. Convince me that I’m wrong and you are, in fact, not a waste of bandwidth. Include cites, and responses to the statements in the other thread. This one is all about you!!! ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/2 "2005-05-25T19:32:41Z")
To be fair, shouldn’t you also be counted in the poll? **ElvisLives** is an asshole: 0 **Hamlet** is an asshole: 1 ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/3 "2005-05-25T19:34:16Z")
**Elvisl1ves** : straight-up asshole. Course, it doesn’t matter how many votes he gets. Assholes like him don’t care what anyone else thinks. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/4 "2005-05-25T19:35:26Z")
Let’s make it three. No, wait, I’ll just prempt the next poster and leapfrog to four. Summing up then, we have: **Elvis** is an asshole: 1 **Hamlet** is an asshole: 1 **rjung** is an asshole: 1 **UncaBeer** is an asshole: 1 The assholes have it. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/5 "2005-05-25T19:36:09Z")
I’m pretty sure polls belong in IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Kaspar\_Hauser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@Kaspar\_Hauser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaspar_Hauser)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/6 "2005-05-25T19:36:34Z")
**ElvisL1ves** is a major league asshole, as is his lickspittle **rjung**. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/7 "2005-05-25T19:36:35Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > **Elvisl1ves** : straight-up asshole. > > Course, it doesn’t matter how many votes he gets. Assholes like him don’t care what anyone else thinks. I adopt the reasoning and conclusions above in their entirety. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/8 "2005-05-25T19:39:40Z")
Oh, for fucks sake. Shall I go get the tape measure? Then you boys can just drop trou and we can get this over with in short order. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/9 "2005-05-25T19:43:35Z")
> [@Kaspar Hauser](#): > > **ElvisL1ves** is a major league asshole, as is his lickspittle **rjung**. Now, now. **rjung** is only an asshole in computer-related threads. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/10 "2005-05-25T19:44:44Z")
Well, I didn’t have much opinion of you one way or the other before this, but based on this alone, count me down for another vote of **Hamlet** for asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/11 "2005-05-25T19:45:21Z")
Oh yeah, and I haven’t encountered **Elvis** enough to form an opinion one way or the other. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/12 "2005-05-25T19:47:52Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#): > > Summing up then, we have: > **Elvis** is an asshole: 1 > **Hamlet** is an asshole: 1 > **rjung** is an asshole: 1 > **UncaBeer** is an asshole: 1 > > The assholes have it. I never win anything around here. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/13 "2005-05-25T19:48:20Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > Oh, for fucks sake. Shall I go get the tape measure? Then you boys can just drop trou and we can get this over with in short order. Wouldn’t it be better to use inner calipers? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/14 "2005-05-25T19:49:24Z")
Hey. _I_ wasn’t going to be the one to call them a bunch of whiny pussies. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/15 "2005-05-25T19:55:04Z")
Oh for fuck’s sake. We’re polling assholery now? I say anyone who starts a thread like this is the all-time grand poobah of the überassholen. You win! Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/16 "2005-05-25T19:56:22Z")
Oh, caliper for their assholes. At first I thought you were going to measure their uretheras and I thought gawd, how do people get so darn inventive here? ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/17 "2005-05-25T19:59:17Z")
Wow! I didn’t know we did popularity contests… The OP is kind of an asshole thing to do. Worst speller: UncleBeer for miss-spelling his own name. 😃 Gaudere come get me baby. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Latro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Latro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latro)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/18 "2005-05-25T20:04:46Z")
Best you had not put that link in. It is you, **Hamlet** who comes across as the shrieking harpy. Plus that comment of ‘You are **Shodan** with even less humour’, that was waaay too harsh. My vote: **Hamlet** for asshole. ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/19 "2005-05-25T20:04:57Z")
Problem is … … if nobody’s ever called you an asshole … … you’ve probably never said anything of any real importance or interest … ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/20 "2005-05-25T20:05:32Z")
> [@askeptic](#): > > Gaudere come get me baby. 🙂 “Miss-spelling.” You’re welcome. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472.md?page=2)