# Poll: Elvisl1ves is an asshole? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 25, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472 "2005-05-25T19:01:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/41 "2005-05-25T21:28:01Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > Say, come to think of it, how come _you_ never make any of these lists? Must be that flowery rhetoric. [Slim Pickens] Gol darnit Mr. **'Luci**. You use your tongue prettier’n a twenty dollar whore. [/Slim Pickens] ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/42 "2005-05-25T21:40:41Z")
> [@5que](#): > > [Slim Pickens] > Gol darnit Mr. **'Luci**. You use your tongue prettier’n a twenty dollar whore. > [/Slim Pickens] Hard to judge. What’s your Mom’s username? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/43 "2005-05-25T21:44:28Z")
> [@GaWd](#): > > I have a hunch that many of us with extreme and/or passionate feelings about many subjects such as religion, or politics, or abortion or the color of the sky can and will be considered “assholes” by those who disagree. So I vote that ElvisL1ves is an asshole, I’m for certain an asshole, All of the above-mentioned posters are also assholes, too. > > Even you, Maureen. 🙂 > > Sam Aww, thanks, Sam. Even if I do prefer the term “inflexible red headed bitch.” 😃 Unfortunately, some of the best advice I never took was “Never get into a pissing contest with a prick.” ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/44 "2005-05-25T21:48:57Z")
Hey now, we don’t want to know about your flexibility…I thought you had a boyfriend! Sheesh. 🙂 Sam ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/45 "2005-05-25T21:52:18Z")
Yep, **Elvis** is an asshole. **rjung** , on the other hand, rarely posts anything weighty enough to make him an asshole. He’s just a schmuck. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/46 "2005-05-25T21:54:10Z")
You’re an asshole too, so Asshole, don’t be calling Elvis round, brown and hairy, too… ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/47 "2005-05-25T21:57:06Z")
Everybody! Let’s sing Denis Leary: “A- S- S- H- O- L- E. I’m an asshole! I’m the world’s biggest asshole.” ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/48 "2005-05-25T21:59:06Z")
:: assumes South Park Saddam Hussein voice :: Aw, now, **Sammy** , don’t go gettin’ all pissy on me! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/49 "2005-05-25T22:02:08Z")
> [@Hentor the Barbarian](#): > > Everybody! Let’s sing Denis Leary: “A- S- S- H- O- L- E. I’m an asshole! I’m the world’s biggest asshole.” You’re goatse? Robin ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/50 "2005-05-25T22:04:33Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > What do you want, bigger pictures? Pop-ups. > [@Weirddave](#): > > Maxim has words??? Not if you get the Condensed version. ---
**Author:** ![Andros\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Andros\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andros_X)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/51 "2005-05-25T22:07:29Z")
I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes! ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/52 "2005-05-25T22:07:54Z")
> [@Starving Artist](#): > > :: assumes South Park Saddam Hussein voice :: > > Aw, now, **Sammy** , don’t go gettin’ all pissy on me! Oh no, don’t misunderstand me. I’m not pissy. I just don’t want you to forget that we’re all assholes around here, for our own good reasons. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/53 "2005-05-25T22:17:01Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > überassholen [HIJACK] Oh _fuck me_, I forgot to put the fake capitalization in proper fake German on my fake noun! “Überassholen”, and all apologies to the human word processors out there. [/HIJACK] ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/54 "2005-05-25T22:21:16Z")
> [@GaWd](#): > > Oh no, don’t misunderstand me. I’m not pissy. I just don’t want you to forget that we’re all assholes around here, for our own good reasons. Well, you’ve hit a key nail on the head here. On the rare occasion when I’ve been an asshole, it’s almost always been in response to assholiness directed at me. The OP, on the other hand, makes no distinction as to whether anyone is excluded from voting on **Elvis** ’ assholiness based upon whether or not someone else feels the voter him/herself is an asshole. Thus, despite your protestations to the contrary, I’m afraid I must continue to vote that **Elvis** is indeed an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/55 "2005-05-25T22:23:27Z")
> [@Starving Artist](#): > > Well, you’ve hit a key nail on the head here. On the rare occasion when I’ve been an asshole, it’s almost always been in response to assholiness directed at me. In the spirit the thread is currently taking, I will refrain from saying “Oh, what a fetid pile of processed horse feed!” and instead respectfully disagree. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/56 "2005-05-25T22:26:26Z")
No. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/57 "2005-05-25T22:27:01Z")
Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/58 "2005-05-25T22:28:40Z")
It’d probably be faster to just list everyone who’s ever posted in Great Debates and/or the BBQ Pit and give them a little “Hi! I’m an asshole!” sticker. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/59 "2005-05-25T22:30:36Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > In the spirit the thread is currently taking, I will refrain from saying “Oh, what a fetid pile of processed horse feed!” and instead respectfully disagree. Err… Seconded, Maureen. Introspection and reflection don’t seem to be SA’s strong suits. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-elvisl1ves-is-an-asshole/305472/60 "2005-05-25T22:30:48Z")
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