Poll: How would you like to die?

In My Humble Opinion
41

I guess I’d like to die saving the lives of others. Going out as a hero. That would be kinda neat.

Or

Live on television during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. Under the Garfield balloon. Trampled by clowns…

Either or.

:smiley:

42

I don’t plan on dying.

43

I want to die before i become the imbittered old woman I have convinced myself I will become if I live too long.
Given my druthers I’d die in the MiddleEast where Zorostrans can dispose of my body in the most sensable way possibe, but I probly won’t have a pyre either No showing of my body. No weeping in a Funeral home. Have dinner in my honour and spread just a little bit of me in Candlestick Park.

44

Now see, if you hadn’t said that extra is you could have told the hero who the agent was.

45

Painlessly, and after I’ve cleared my apartment of everything I wouldn’t want people to find when I’m dead. IOW I’d hope to be able to destroy the contents of my file cabinet and my night-table drawers, then erase my hard drive.

46

Here’s a whacked-out fantasy:

The band I’m in has a huge cult following and we’re playing our last gig at a small club in Nowhere, USA. Just as I finish the final bass solo, my brain just shuts off for no reason. The fans cheer my death and tell tales about it for years to come.

47

Reaching top speed in my car and violently flipping over multiple times, on a Sunday.

48

In my sleep, after a fun and exciting 270th birthday party, replete with lots of family, lots of friends, lots of goofy fun, and lots of sweaty snugglebunnies. :wink:

49

In my nineties, in bed, after having been shot by a jealous husband after I’ve made love to his wife all night. :slight_smile:

50

I’d like to be shot to death by John Wesley Harding for snoring too loud.

51

OD on tranquilisers after parents have died, after any children I may have raised are grown up, probably in my old age but before people look at me with pain and pity, and definitely before I lose control of my bowels in a nursing home somewhere.

mmmm…suicide…

52

On top of Winona Ryder (she stole my heart).

53

I hope to die either instantly while taking a lot of my enemies with me, or after being shot, gasping: “OMFG AIMBOT!!@#$%&!1” Mainly, I want to either accomplish something via my death or have some REALLY nifty last words.

54

I’d like to die:
in my sleep, of old age
OR
from ODing on sleeping pills

Either way, I’d be sleeping. Just seems better that way.