# Poll: Sexual Fantasy Ranking **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245 "2005-01-05T18:44:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Freejooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba8739/32.png) [@Freejooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freejooky)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/21 "2005-01-06T01:07:04Z")
As a man, anally penetrating another man, 0 As a man, being anally penetrated by another man, 0 As a man, getting oral sex from another man, 0 As a man, giving oral sex to another man, 0 As a man, vaginally penetrating a woman, 10 As a man, anally penetrating a woman, 10 As a man, being anally penetrated by woman with a strap on, 0 As a man, getting oral sex from a woman, 5 As a man, giving oral sex to a woman, 10 ---
**Author:** ![Freejooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba8739/32.png) [@Freejooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freejooky)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/22 "2005-01-06T01:10:05Z")
oops; straight male ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/23 "2005-01-06T01:48:31Z")
Gay male. 01 As a man, anally penetrating another man, 01 As a man, being anally penetrated by another man, 10+ As a man, getting oral sex from another man, 05 As a man, giving oral sex to another man, 00 As a man, vaginally penetrating a woman, 00 As a man, anally penetrating a woman, 00 As a man, being anally penetrated by woman with a strap on, 00 As a man, getting oral sex from a woman, –10 As a man, giving oral sex to a woman, 00 As a woman, anally penetrating a man using a strap on, 00 As a woman, being anally penetrated by a man, 01 As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a man, 00 As a woman, getting oral sex from a man, 01 As a woman, giving oral sex to a man, 00 As a woman, analy penetrating a woman using a strap on, 00 As a woman, being analy penetrated by a woman using a strap on, 00 As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a woman using a strap on, 00 As a woman, getting oral sex from a woman, 00 As a woman, giving oral sex to a woman. By the way, you left out a whole lot of fun things. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/24 "2005-01-06T10:07:08Z")
Male, rather relentlessly hetero. Well, more accurately, I’m totally attracted to women. (Okay, put me in an all male environment with no women around for several months, and I’ll start noticing cute asses. 😉 Not really a concern, anymore.) I have trouble, emotionally, understanding why women actually want anything to do with us. 0 - As a man, anally penetrating another man, 0 - As a man, being anally penetrated by another man, 1 - As a man, getting oral sex from another man, 0 - As a man, giving oral sex to another man, 8 - As a man, vaginally penetrating a woman, 9 - As a man, anally penetrating a woman, 7 - As a man, being anally penetrated by woman with a strap on, 7 - As a man, getting oral sex from a woman, 10 - As a man, giving oral sex to a woman, I really can’t say I ever fantasize about myself in the role of a woman. While I do have some fantasies focusing on the female viewpoint, it’s not me, but I’m either watching, or directing, the action. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/25 "2005-01-06T10:18:05Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > So do you ‘very straight’ men never fantasize about sex with a group of women and men involved? No bondage whilst Cindi Crawford whips, and Richard Gere sucks (with or without hamster insertions)? No being captured by pirates both male and female and strapped to the “yard arm” for amusement of the crew? \ The [yardarm](http://mk-cardinal.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/yardarm.gif), if I’m not mixing up my sailing terms completely, is not very convenient for tying someone up to, if’n you want access to their body. Most properly, it is the end of the spars on a square-rigged ship, supporting the sail. The [capstan](http://www.tallshiprose.org/illustrations/tour/sails_capstan.JPG) would be soo much better. 😃 \ ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/26 "2005-01-06T12:05:15Z")
I must be wired strangely. My sexual fantasies don’t tend to include _any_ of those things! ---
**Author:** ![Rashak\_Mani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rashak\_Mani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rashak_Mani)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/27 "2005-01-06T13:28:15Z")
As a man, XXXXXX another man ZERO ! 8 As a man, vaginally penetrating a woman, 10 As a man, anally penetrating a woman, 0 As a man, being anally penetrated by woman with a strap on, 9 As a man, getting oral sex from a woman, 6 As a man, giving oral sex to a woman (depends on the woman too) ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/28 "2005-01-06T23:33:55Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Well those are implied by the “The fantasy would otherwise be as contrived and to your own liking as you wish”. > > So do you ‘very straight’ men never fantasize about sex with a group of women and men involved? No bondage whilst Cindi Crawford whips, and Richard Gere sucks (with or without hamster insertions)? No being captured by pirates both male and female and strapped to the “yard arm” for amusement of the crew? > > Maybe I am more pervy than average. Don’t you have any submissive type fantasies involve being forced to do things with someone of the inappropriate gender? Don’t you have dominating style fantasies involving doing things to sex slaves of an inapropriate sexuality or gender just because as their master/mistress you can? Well, I don’t know about other guys, but I tend to find the idea of male-male sex kind of repugnant, especially when it would involve me. I’m not being homophobic- it’s not my business at all what other people do in private, but I find the idea unappealing and sexually unarousing to an extreme. And having it forced upon me… well, that’s a particularly unpleasant thought. That’s not to say that the idea of threesomes, etc… involving one woman and two men isn’t appealing, but the fantasies never have the men doing anything to each other- just to the woman. At least for me, it’s the idea that you get to watch and participate at the same time. That, and the naughtiness/kink factor are exciting as well. ---
**Author:** ![TitoBenito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2acd7d/32.png) [@TitoBenito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TitoBenito)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/29 "2005-01-07T00:45:37Z")
Straight Male As a man, anally penetrating another man, 0 As a man, being anally penetrated by another man, 0 As a man, getting oral sex from another man, 0 As a man, giving oral sex to another man, 0 As a man, vaginally penetrating a woman, 10 As a man, anally penetrating a woman, 2 As a man, being anally penetrated by woman with a strap on, 0 As a man, getting oral sex from a woman, 10 As a man, giving oral sex to a woman, 9 As a woman, anally penetrating a man using a strap on, 0 As a woman, being anally penetrated by a man, 0 As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a man, 0 As a woman, getting oral sex from a man, 0 As a woman, giving oral sex to a man, 0 As a woman, analy penetrating a woman using a strap on, 1 As a woman, being analy penetrated by a woman using a strap on, 0 As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a woman using a strap on, 2 As a woman, getting oral sex from a woman, 3 As a woman, giving oral sex to a woman. 6 ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/30 "2005-01-07T00:59:03Z")
> [@OtakuLoki](#): > > \ > > The [yardarm](http://mk-cardinal.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/yardarm.gif), if I’m not mixing up my sailing terms completely, is not very convenient for tying someone up to, if’n you want access to their body. Most properly, it is the end of the spars on a square-rigged ship, supporting the sail. > > The [capstan](http://www.tallshiprose.org/illustrations/tour/sails_capstan.JPG) would be soo much better. 😃 > > \ I find this rather intriguing, though I’m getting a bit mixed up, what with the sex stuff. I’m 8-9 on everything, except for receiving and performing oral sex, which are off the scale provided. (Darn limited scale!) I am a bisexual female who fantasizes about being male about 30% of the time. ---
**Author:** ![SlowMindThinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@SlowMindThinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlowMindThinking)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/31 "2005-01-07T01:08:37Z")
Straight male, and I rarely fantasize about anything this straightforward. 0 Anything involving me and another guy 0 Anything that actually hurts someone 5 Most of what you have listed for mf 10 Seducing, or exciting a woman to do what she would otherwise never consider (whether it is anything listed, threesome, bondage, etc.) ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/32 "2005-01-07T01:14:09Z")
> [@SlowMindThinking](#): > > Straight male, and I rarely fantasize about anything this straightforward. Same here. My fantasies involve some convoluted stories. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/33 "2005-01-07T01:14:18Z")
Hetero male. 0 means no interest and 10 means IAMLAMF!!! **As a man, anally penetrating another man As a man, getting oral sex from another man As a woman, anally penetrating a man using a strap on As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a man, As a woman, getting oral sex from a man, As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a woman using a strap on** 0 - never cross my mind. **As a man, vaginally penetrating a woman, As a man, giving oral sex to a woman,** These are 2 or 3, but…well, let’s just say there’s little reason to _fantasize_ about these events. **As a man, getting oral sex from a woman** Oh, about a 5 or 6 **As a man, being anally penetrated by another man, As a man, giving oral sex to another man, As a man, anally penetrating a woman, As a man, being anally penetrated by woman with a strap on, As a woman, being anally penetrated by a man, As a woman, giving oral sex to a man, As a woman, analy penetrating a woman using a strap on, As a woman, being analy penetrated by a woman using a strap on, As a woman, getting oral sex from a woman, As a woman, giving oral sex to a woman.** WOO-HOO!! All 10’s. Some even go up to 11 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/34 "2005-01-07T02:14:58Z")
Oh, let’s see. Time for everyone to know I’m not the crazy animal I pretend to be. Straight male, and here we go. 0 As a man, anally penetrating another man, 2 As a man, being anally penetrated by another man, 1 As a man, getting oral sex from another man, 2 As a man, giving oral sex to another man, 8 As a man, vaginally penetrating a woman, 9 As a man, anally penetrating a woman, 4 As a man, being anally penetrated by woman with a strap on, 6 As a man, getting oral sex from a woman, 6 As a man, giving oral sex to a woman, I reserve the perfect 10 score for only my wildest fantasies, most of them involving ninjas and oil. Lots of oil. ~S&S ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/35 "2005-01-07T02:24:51Z")
Since I’m pushing 40 now, I’ll rank “Picking up new Ducati/Ferrari from the dealer” a solid 9. After taking a nap, I’ll think about the other ones. After dinner and a beer. Or two. But stay the hell away from my anus. Unless your a Ducati or Ferrari seat. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/36 "2005-01-07T02:29:33Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Maybe I am more pervy than average. Don’t you have any submissive type fantasies involve being forced to do things with someone of the inappropriate gender? Don’t you have dominating style fantasies involving doing things to sex slaves of an inapropriate sexuality or gender just because as their master/mistress you can? I can honestly say that there’s \*\*nothing \*\*that can happen between two men that I’ve never fantasized about. As a teenager, I invented fantasies about things that I never dreamed people actually did, until I learned differently years later. But there always has to be a plot, sometimes so convoluted that we never get around to actually doing anything. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/37 "2005-01-09T09:44:21Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > 0 would indicate you would consider such a fantasy unusual for yourself, and feel strange about having it, 10 would indicate a common fantasy theme for yourself. Is the deciding factor commonality or strangeness? I can think of a few fantasies that are very unusual for me, but I wouldn’t feel strange for having them. I just rarely get around to having those particular fantasies. Anyhoo, given that the factor is commonality: Bisexual male As a man, anally penetrating another man: 1 As a man, being anally penetrated by another man: 0 As a man, getting oral sex from another man: 3 As a man, giving oral sex to another man: 4 As a man, vaginally penetrating a woman: 8 As a man, anally penetrating a woman: 1 As a man, being anally penetrated by woman with a strap on: 0 As a man, getting oral sex from a woman: 10 As a man, giving oral sex to a woman: 7 As a woman, anally penetrating a man using a strap on: 0 As a woman, being anally penetrated by a man: 0 As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a man: 1 As a woman, getting oral sex from a man: 1 As a woman, giving oral sex to a man: 3 As a woman, analy penetrating a woman using a strap on: 0 As a woman, being analy penetrated by a woman using a strap on: 0 As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a woman using a strap on: 0 As a woman, getting oral sex from a woman: 2 As a woman, giving oral sex to a woman: 2 ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/38 "2005-01-09T10:02:04Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > Some even go up to 11 😉 Was that a _Spinal Tap_ reference? 😃 Heterosexual male 0 As a man, anally penetrating another man, 0 As a man, being anally penetrated by another man, 0 As a man, getting oral sex from another man, 0 As a man, giving oral sex to another man, 10 As a man, vaginally penetrating a woman, 3 As a man, anally penetrating a woman, 2 As a man, being anally penetrated by woman with a strap on, 10 As a man, getting oral sex from a woman, 6 As a man, giving oral sex to a woman, 0 As a woman, anally penetrating a man using a strap on, 0 As a woman, being anally penetrated by a man, 0 As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a man, 0 As a woman, getting oral sex from a man, 0 As a woman, giving oral sex to a man, 1 As a woman, analy penetrating a woman using a strap on, 0 As a woman, being analy penetrated by a woman using a strap on, 1 As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a woman using a strap on, 3 As a woman, getting oral sex from a woman, 2 As a woman, giving oral sex to a woman. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/39 "2005-01-09T16:26:16Z")
4 As a man, anally penetrating another man, 5 As a man, being anally penetrated by another man, 1 As a man, getting oral sex from another man, 3 As a man, giving oral sex to another man, 9 As a man, vaginally penetrating a woman, 7 As a man, anally penetrating a woman, 4 As a man, being anally penetrated by woman with a strap on, 4 As a man, getting oral sex from a woman, 8 As a man, giving oral sex to a woman, 0 As a woman, anally penetrating a man using a strap on, 4 As a woman, being anally penetrated by a man, 5 As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a man, 5 As a woman, getting oral sex from a man, 4 As a woman, giving oral sex to a man, 0 As a woman, analy penetrating a woman using a strap on, 0 As a woman, being analy penetrated by a woman using a strap on, 0 As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a woman using a strap on, 4 As a woman, getting oral sex from a woman, 6 As a woman, giving oral sex to a woman. Frankly these only scratch the surface. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245/40 "2005-01-09T16:45:00Z")
male, hetero 0 As a man, anally penetrating another man, 0 As a man, being anally penetrated by another man, 0 As a man, getting oral sex from another man, 0 As a man, giving oral sex to another man, 10 As a man, vaginally penetrating a woman, 0 As a man, anally penetrating a woman, 0 As a man, being anally penetrated by woman with a strap on, 10 As a man, getting oral sex from a woman, 10 As a man, giving oral sex to a woman, n/a As a woman, anally penetrating a man using a strap on, n/a As a woman, being anally penetrated by a man, n/a As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a man, n/a As a woman, getting oral sex from a man, n/a As a woman, giving oral sex to a man, n/a As a woman, analy penetrating a woman using a strap on, n/a As a woman, being analy penetrated by a woman using a strap on, n/a As a woman, being vaginally penetrated by a woman using a strap on, n/a As a woman, getting oral sex from a woman, n/a As a woman, giving oral sex to a woman. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexual-fantasy-ranking/283245.md?page=3)