# Poll:Sexy Suit or Birthday Suit. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 8, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664 "2004-09-08T19:20:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/21 "2004-09-09T13:31:06Z")
> [@Ol'Gaffer](#): > > I think **Elenia28** meant silly like when we do that thing where we stand outside the shower door holding up a towel _without using our hands_ wearing only an old baseball hat and black socks. > > “Can I get you a towel?” > > C’mon…Everybody does that…Right??? > ::runs and hides:: Ugh. The towel I would laugh at but black socks and baseball hat? There aren’t enough :eek: in the world. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/22 "2004-09-09T13:40:10Z")
> [@Kizarvexius](#): > > , but watching them being removed (or removing them myself) is very nearly the best part of the whole evening. I think you may be doing something wrong if that is NEARLY the best part of the evening. 😉 Heck, by the morning, I have forgotten all about the clothing peel off! ---
**Author:** ![BadBadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BadBadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBadger)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/23 "2004-09-09T13:49:06Z")
I think it all depends on whether I’m getting those clothes off later or not. If she’s hot and not gonna disrobe because a) i’m too ugly b) she doesn’t know me c) she’s my gf and pissed off with me, then stick her front and centre in her skin please. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/24 "2004-09-09T14:11:03Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > And **Ethilrist** , I like boxers on men very much. Got any? Umm, no, actually, I don’t. Low-slung jeans and long-sleeve button-down shirts, though, I got. ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/25 "2004-09-09T15:18:30Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > I think you may be doing something wrong if that is NEARLY the best part of the evening. 😉 It’s possible…but if so, I really do enjoy doing things wrong! If, on the other hand, some lovely and curvacious Doper decides to take it upon herself to teach me the error of my ways, they’d find me a most enthusiastic student! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/26 "2004-09-09T15:43:43Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Umm, no, actually, I don’t. Low-slung jeans and long-sleeve button-down shirts, though, I got. Woohoo! I’m happy. We can skip the boxers, they just get in the way anyway. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/27 "2004-09-09T16:10:31Z")
I vote: In the buff - hands down (underwear down?) I guess I’m a kid @ heart and view any attire, no matter how sexy, as the wrapping paper that blocks the objects of your true desire. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Stilettos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Red\_Stilettos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Stilettos)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/28 "2004-09-09T17:21:03Z")
I’m probably the 1 lurker. I tried to post and the computer ate my message. 😕 Anyway…I’ll cast my vote for a sexy suit. However, if in casting my vote that means I can’t get to the birthday suit…well, then I’d change my vote. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/29 "2004-09-09T17:24:17Z")
I prefer him in boxers, and he prefers me nude. Mmm, nude… ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/30 "2004-09-09T20:05:43Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > No, he’s some sort of model, I can’t remember what his name is (who cares, right?) But I certainly don’t mind looking at gay guys. How many times have I thought someone’s cute or good-looking only to find out he’s gay? you just shrug and go on admiring anyway. > > And **Ethilrist** , I like boxers on men very much. Got any? Many years ago my friend and I would tell our wives (who were also friends) that their dream hunk, the Marlboro Man, was gay. Cool, they said. We’ll be glad to “convert” him. Another era. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/31 "2004-09-10T01:29:24Z")
I’d say birthday suit. Like others have said, clothes can up the anticipation factor, but one of the reason I find lingere kind of ‘meh’ is that it comes off after about 0.25 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/32 "2004-09-10T03:09:35Z")
I vote for just the boxers, as has been mentioned before. Nude is good too. > [@Elenia28](#): > > How many times have I thought someone’s cute or good-looking only to find out he’s gay? Not nearly often enough. ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/33 "2004-09-10T04:19:12Z")
Sexy suit. The build up of anticipation while my lover crosses her legs allowing me to see more than she should but far less than I want to…ummmm, I gotta go. ---
**Author:** ![SamIAm336](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SamIAm336](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamIAm336)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/34 "2004-09-11T00:08:23Z")
uuuhhhhmmmmm…uuuuuuhhhhhhhh… do I really have to choose one??? I like both, either, none of the above, all of the above… ---
**Author:** ![SamIAm336](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SamIAm336](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamIAm336)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/35 "2004-09-11T00:34:54Z")
male… must be male… ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/36 "2004-09-11T01:49:14Z")
For looking/anticipating, sexy suit. For any activities, take the damn suit off! There’s nothing better than naked cuddles. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/37 "2004-11-15T20:40:09Z")
My presence has been specifically requested in this thread, so please excuse the bump. 🙂 I have to go with the clothed option. Sure, eventually the naked is going to be necessary, but there’s just something about a man wandering about my house in nothing but boxers … Great. Now I’m all frustrated, knowing that my house is empty. Thanks a _lot_, and you know who you are. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/38 "2004-11-15T20:49:42Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > My presence has been specifically requested in this thread, so please excuse the bump. 🙂 > > I have to go with the clothed option. Sure, eventually the naked is going to be necessary, but there’s just something about a man wandering about my house in nothing but boxers … > > Great. Now I’m all frustrated, knowing that my house is empty. Thanks a _lot_, and you know who you are. 😛 _psst_ (if you’re a girl) _Magic Wand_. If you’re a guy, well, there’s millions of things out there for you. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/39 "2004-11-15T20:51:57Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > _psst_ (if you’re a girl) _Magic Wand_. Oh, trust me, I own stock in Duracell. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/40 "2004-11-15T20:55:39Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Oh, trust me, I own stock in Duracell. :rolleyes: Why the rolleyes? I, for one, am just grateful that it’s no longer as taboo for women to masturbate, and that I can easily order one! Unless it’s just for your state of alone-ness…in which case, I am with a guy and still use my Magic Wand. But I don’t have battery-powered one, it plugs into the wall. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664.md?page=3)