# Poll:Sexy Suit or Birthday Suit. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 8, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664 "2004-09-08T19:20:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/41 "2004-11-15T21:10:02Z")
I prefer a woman naked and in my bed. I prefer a man in a snowmobile suit and in Texarkana. If a woman is wearing sexy clothes, I would be willing to help her out of them though. I wouldn’t help the man out though. I’ve never been to Texarkana, and never plan to be.l ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/42 "2004-11-15T21:11:35Z")
I think lingerie looks goofy on most people who aren’t supermodels. My wife thinks penii look goofy on most people who aren’t supermodels (and even on plenty who do). \ ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/43 "2004-11-15T21:50:31Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Why the rolleyes? It was actually an erroneous click I didn’t notice before submitting. But it also could be the “La la la … look how innocent I am …” look, now that I pay more attention. And I am going to start seriously looking into something that plugs into the wall … batteries are expensive … and wear out _far_ too quickly. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Fanny\_May](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Fanny\_May](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fanny_May)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/44 "2004-11-15T22:16:35Z")
Jay Leno seems to say this every couple of months: Men don’t give a dime for sexy clothes at home. I Save the sexy clothes for restaurants and going to parties, somewhere. At home, only nudity is sexy. If you change out of your clothes and then into a sexy nighty, you just killed the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/45 "2004-11-15T22:27:54Z")
All I can say is that the Victoria’s Secret catalogue is a gross misrepresentation of the Real World Experience. I love my wife; I think she’s beautiful, in a normal sort of way (as opposed to the “what planet did she come from?” supermodel kind of way). But, bless her, she does not look like Stephanie Seymore in a teddy. I’m not complaining about that, it’s just a fact. Not only does that stuff not look, in person, like it does on those glossy pages, all the lace and frills, up close, actually look kind of _ridiculous_. So, you’ve got goofy on one side, or all nice and smooth and curvy and nekkid on the other side, and I’ll be doggone if I pick the former over the latter. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/46 "2004-11-15T23:48:16Z")
> [@JohnBckWLD](#): > > I vote: > In the buff - hands down (underwear down?) > > I guess I’m a kid @ heart and view any attire, no matter how sexy, as the wrapping paper that blocks the objects of your true desire. I agree. I see my object of desire in sexy clothes, and get turned on, but only because it makes me think about what’s underneath. And how bad I wish I could see it. [Napoleon Dynamite] Just show me the goods already, dang! [/np] Happy ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/47 "2004-11-16T00:25:19Z")
Depends on the girl. Either way, I’m just thankful, really. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/48 "2004-11-16T01:25:36Z")
There is nothing anywhere on Earth prettier than a nude woman. However, a pretty Teddy on a soon-to-be-nude woman isn’t to be despised. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/49 "2004-11-16T01:36:59Z")
There are two answers here, I think. Sexy to touch and rub up against? Naked, naked, naked. Mmm, skin. Sexy to _look at?_ Ah, that’s a different thing entirely. To me, the hottest imagery involves clothes being removed. A beautiful woman, shirt unbuttoned, lots of cleavage, partially bared breast; or a t-shirt pulled up to expose the belly; or a skirt lifted to show the hip. Not actual nudity, but _on the way to it._ That, to me, is hot-hot-hot. The sexiest way to see a woman, in my mind? Blue jeans, topless, facing away so I’m looking at her bare back, the hair falling over her shoulders, just a hint of the curve of her cheekbone and jawline, one hand on top of her head so the roundness of her breast is visible on one side… Ummm… I’ll be in mah bunk. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/50 "2004-11-16T01:41:39Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > I have a picture of a (male) model on my computer at home which I think is unbelievably hot. Low-slung jeans…so you know he isn’t wearing any underwear, and a long-sleeved open shirt which is unbuttoned all the way. _Smoking hot_. > > Of course the six-pack and the green eyes probably help, too. 😉 I’m commando right now…I’ll pick up a 6-pack on the way over–Coors OK with you? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Poonther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Poonther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poonther)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/51 "2004-11-16T02:49:11Z")
Gym shorts and shirtless for about 1 minute, then maybe a jock for about 30 seconds and finally NEKKID for hours on end! And **Elenia28** I find women kinda silly looking naked. I mean what am I suppose do with all that stuff up there just hanging around and nothing downstairs hanging. It just looks all mixed up to me. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/52 "2004-11-17T21:11:45Z")
> [@Poonther](#): > > Gym shorts and shirtless for about 1 minute, then maybe a jock for about 30 seconds and finally NEKKID for hours on end! > > And **Elenia28** I find women kinda silly looking naked. I mean what am I suppose do with all that stuff up there just hanging around and nothing downstairs hanging. It just looks all mixed up to me. Your choice. And I see that **Inigo Montoya** answered me, before he took his “leave”. Before then, I would have said that I’ve heard Coors is the worst beer ever, but hey! **Inigo**! You bring whatever you want, OK? You’re welcome no matter what. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/53 "2004-11-17T21:14:43Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > It was actually an erroneous click I didn’t notice before submitting. But it also could be the “La la la … look how innocent I am …” look, now that I pay more attention. > > And I am going to start seriously looking into something that plugs into the wall … batteries are expensive … and wear out _far_ too quickly. _sigh_ This is where I got mine: [http://www](http://www) hitachi-magic-wand com/ ---
**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/54 "2004-11-17T21:32:37Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > I have a picture of a (male) model on my computer at home which I think is unbelievably hot. Low-slung jeans, low enough to see the bone of the hip so you know he isn’t wearing any underwear, and a long-sleeved open shirt which is unbuttoned all the way. _Smoking hot_. I second that!!! Where can I get a picture like that?? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/55 "2004-11-18T00:00:29Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Um…men look kind of silly nude. I’m sure you were aware of this. It’s not necesarily in a bad way, though. > > That being said, I don’t necesary have to have “sexy” clothes…partially dressed is the best. > > I have a picture of a (male) model on my computer at home which I think is unbelievably hot. Low-slung jeans, low enough to see the bone of the hip so you know he isn’t wearing any underwear, and a long-sleeved open shirt which is unbuttoned all the way. _Smoking hot_. > > Of course the six-pack and the green eyes probably help, too. 😉 _I’m_ smokong pot. 😉 😉 😉 Oh! _Nevermind_ ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/56 "2004-11-18T14:47:56Z")
> [@mangeorge](#): > > _I’m_ smokong pot. 😉 😉 😉 > Oh! > _Nevermind_ You show up at _my_ door with that, I’ll definitely let you in. Especially if you also have green eyes. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/57 "2004-11-18T18:08:42Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > You show up at _my_ door with that, I’ll definitely let you in. Especially if you also have green eyes. 🙂 Curses! _shakeyfist_ I am burdened with brown eyes and a complete absence of controlled substances. ---
**Author:** ![moon\_lit\_night](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@moon\_lit\_night](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moon_lit_night)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/58 "2004-11-18T21:38:27Z")
But I think men in boxers or boxer briefs are extremely hot. the jeans and open shirt sounds rather delightful also. or a tight t-shirt and jeans… just please, gentlemen, no briefs. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664/59 "2004-11-18T21:39:03Z")
> [@taxi78cab](#): > > I second that!!! Where can I get a picture like that?? 😃 Thirded! 😃 My preference – I’m not sure really. Sure, he looks really sexy with the glasses and the black t-shirt and those trousers, but he’s just as sexy when naked. Do I have to pick one? And damnit! Now _I’m_ feeling frustrated. And he’s not here. _pout_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-sexy-suit-or-birthday-suit/263664.md?page=2)