# Poll: The Sexiest Thing **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 17, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787 "2009-08-17T22:08:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![shinto46](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@shinto46](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shinto46)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/1 "2009-08-17T22:08:34Z")
Thought the title would get you. 🙂 What is the sexiest thing a member of the opposite sex has said to you? (Or same if you are into such things) ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/2 "2009-08-17T22:15:25Z")
Sexiest? Well, I think this is sexy: "_Although I didn’t drink a thing tonight, I can’t help but feel a bit intoxicated. I have all these strong and crazy feelings for you, and all I want is to be wrapped up in your arms right now."_ To me, that is damn sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/3 "2009-08-17T22:35:38Z")
Recently? “I enjoy your company very much.” Followed a little later by “Maybe we could hang out at your place”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/4 "2009-08-17T22:53:43Z")
Two things a guy said to me earlier this year. “Estamos solos” (We’re alone) “Permitame” (Allow me) They, um…had the intended effect. ---
**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/5 "2009-08-17T23:11:44Z")
We had a free weekend or so of HBO some years back, as a promotional thing. One of the things we saw on it was some weird movie that included some pretty-young-lady-nudity. When I commented to my husband that he wouldn’t have the HBO for very long he responded, “I don’t need HBO, I have you.” Still one of the sweetest things he’s ever said to me. And sexiest. Sounds pretty lame (or tame, I guess) but it was cool at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/6 "2009-08-17T23:17:07Z")
“Do you want to put it in my mouth?” ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/7 "2009-08-17T23:44:11Z")
“I’m … really attracted to you.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/8 "2009-08-18T00:24:13Z")
Maybe not the sexiest . . . Him: “There’s nothing wrong with you that isn’t correctable.” Me: (((((:dubious:))))) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/9 "2009-08-18T00:38:39Z")
“Let’s get naked.” Timing is _everything_ with a line like that – and his timing was exquisite. (As was what happened after we were naked. **nostalgic sigh** ) ---
**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/848f3c/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_Dunlop)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/10 "2009-08-18T00:44:15Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Maybe not the sexiest . . . > > Him: “There’s nothing wrong with you that isn’t correctable.” > > Me: (((((:dubious:))))) Sounds like he was channeling Bill Clinton. Could be worse! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/11 "2009-08-18T00:45:02Z")
It was hard to understand, what with the gag and all. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/12 "2009-08-18T00:54:59Z")
> [@shinto46](#): > > Thought the title would get you. 🙂 > > What is the sexiest thing a member of the opposite sex has said to you? (Or same if you are into such things) After a bout of particularly intense sex “I am so going to marry you” and she did… ---
**Author:** ![Harry1945](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Harry1945](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harry1945)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/13 "2009-08-18T04:03:15Z")
“You’re the person I flew up here to meet…” Sigh ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/14 "2009-08-18T04:10:37Z")
“Hey Joe, me love you long time” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/15 "2009-08-18T05:02:13Z")
“you make me feel good” The sexiest thing I said to the opposite sex, which still makes me laugh, is when I texted a guy “I just had a $50 steak and it didn’t taste as good as your cock.” I’m soooo sexy lol ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/16 "2009-08-18T05:04:32Z")
“Take me home and fuck me.” I’m crude I guess. Nothing romantic came to mind, though plenty has been said. ---
**Author:** ![RadicalPi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/radicalpi/32/9806_2.png) [@RadicalPi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadicalPi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/17 "2009-08-18T07:56:26Z")
For me, it would be something like, “Oh, RadicalPi.” With my real name, obviously, and the sort of “oh” that’s half “you’re the greatest guy ever” and half “take me now.” ---
**Author:** ![Baby\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@Baby\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baby_Driver)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/18 "2009-08-18T09:09:32Z")
It was mid-afternoon, and we were naked together for the first time. I was on my back with my legs splayed out over his lap, and he was looking down at me, working his thumb leisurely into me. He said, “You’re going to absolutely destroy me with this tight pussy, aren’t you?” Maybe it sound vulgar out of context, but his smile when he said it was like a drawl - slow and wide and incredulous. In a new bed, awash with afternoon sunlight, I felt incandescent. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Captain\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/19 "2009-08-18T11:37:49Z")
‘You caught my eye; now do you want to catch something else?’ ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/20 "2009-08-18T12:46:15Z")
Don’t know if this is the sexiest, but it’s up there. When I was in my 20s, I was in a relationship that, in retrospect, was clearly doomed. I was desperately trying to keep it going, and read a poem I wrote her into her voicemail. When I got home, there was a message on my answering machine that was simply, “oh, (my real name), oh, (my real name).” It doesn’t sound like much, but it was sad and sweet and sexy. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787.md?page=2)