# Poll: The Sexiest Thing **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 17, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787 "2009-08-17T22:08:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/41 "2009-08-19T03:17:04Z")
I DO ---
**Author:** ![shinto46](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@shinto46](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shinto46)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/42 "2009-08-19T13:49:44Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > _That_ is one of the sexiest things I’ve ever read. agree ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/43 "2009-08-19T16:30:52Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > I forgot to mention this one, although it’s something that’s been done, not said to me. Occasionally when my wife and I are out either by ourselves or with others- just another couple or a large group- and we’re dressed up, occasionally she’ll surprise me by coming back from the ladies room and slipping her g-string into my hand or my suit pocket, while giving me a kiss. > > Instant hardon. I really like this story. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/44 "2009-08-20T12:46:40Z")
“Please” Also, he says “what do you want” in a rhythmic sort of a way while he’s giving it to me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/45 "2009-08-20T14:57:16Z")
I was living in a small intentional community in CA and at the communal sink … Me: “Oh, shit, I forgot my tooth brush.” Little cutie newly arrived: “You can use mine.”🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TheMadHun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@TheMadHun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheMadHun)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/46 "2009-08-20T21:10:28Z")
I can tell you the LEAST sexy thing said in bed: “You are so big!” I guess that’s supposed to make me feel good, but it instantly made me conscious of being rated when I never want to be. ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/47 "2009-08-21T01:31:42Z")
Driving back home the next morning after an amazing party. He had the passenger seat reclined and was about to doze off: “You were the prettiest girl at the party.” ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/48 "2009-08-21T02:27:44Z")
After a rather strenuous day, she was still full of energy. I’d commented that I was just exhausted, and she leaned over and whispered softly in my ear, “I think we can take care of that.” (a breathy whisper right next to the ear can do wonders for one’s energy level.) ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/49 "2009-08-21T03:04:40Z")
My fiancee recently said, “I can’t wait until we start making babies!” I think he was meaning that we could stop using condoms. I called him on that, he sputtered for a bit, wrapped me in his arms and said, “I just can’t wait until you’re the sexiest mom ever.” ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/50 "2009-08-21T07:23:34Z")
“Well, you’ve got 5 minutes until Cops is on” ---
**Author:** ![Baby\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@Baby\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baby_Driver)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/51 "2009-08-21T07:42:58Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > _That_ is one of the sexiest things I’ve ever read. Thanks 😃 ---
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/52 "2009-08-21T16:39:32Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > I was living in a small intentional community in CA and at the communal sink … > > Me: “Oh, shit, I forgot my tooth brush.” > Little cutie newly arrived: “You can use mine.”🙂 I lived in a small(ish) intentional community and while that never happened to me, I think I would have found it pretty sexy as well (said in the right tone of voice). I never had any hanky-panky with any of my house-mates–and I’m glad I didn’t–the sort of intimacy that tends to arise from living in that situation can make the other person doubly sexy (and sometimes doubly obnoxious). ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/53 "2009-08-22T01:26:35Z")
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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2009, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/54 "2009-08-22T03:10:40Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > … Agree. The sexiest thing someone said to me was nothing at all … just a look. ---
**Author:** ![shinto46](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@shinto46](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shinto46)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787/55 "2009-08-24T16:40:32Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > Agree. > > The sexiest thing someone said to me was nothing at all … just a look. Some time those are the best [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-the-sexiest-thing/506787.md?page=2)