Yo.
In the interest of preventing this post from turning into yet another 5,000-word screaming rant, I’ll keep it really simple. I’m going to list all the other massively horrible experiences of my life and note what they didn’t have that high school did. In chronological order:
Grade school: The utter lack of any fun, enjoyable, or even mildly pleasant moments, truly staggering ratio of dregs of humanity to good people, imbecilic tu quoque BS about how I’d get beaten to a pulp every single day if I were at this school or that.
Boy Scouts: Absolutely chaotic meetings with paper airplanes and garbage flying through the air, infantile sewer-mouthed ANIMALS who didn’t get the tiniest shred of discipline in their entire lives and were never, ever restrained at all ever. (Don’t get me wrong, I don’t miss these guys, but they were jerks, not degenerate sociopaths.)
Piano practice: Being constantly insulted, patronized, dumped on, and in general treated like crap by the teacher, total structurelessness and chaos, infantile sewer-mouthed animals etc.
Yosemite National Park vacation: Hellish environment that made it absolutely impossible to learn anything, about 95% of the rules not being enforced at all, screams periodically filling the air, ISMA etc.
Ill-planned first semester of college: Living in a constant state of rage, terror, loathing, and paranoia, ISMA etc.
Unemployment: No fun activities whatsoever, a complete waste of time, ISMA etc.
Seriously. Back then I swore that it would never, ever get worse than high school, and now, a decade and a half after the fact (and dealing with a lot of jerks, clods, and no-accounts in my current job), I’ve yet to be proven wrong. And I don’t think I ever will be. If I ever contract a terminal disease shortly after having both legs amputated after being destroyed in a horrific car accident and spend the final days of my life in utter agony and hooked up to a forest of tubes, well, at least there won’t be a gang of 17-year-old babies in their room incessantly taunting me and throwing garbage all over the place for the duration.