# Poll: What is Your IQ and Penis Size? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 30, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886 "2009-04-30T20:47:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/1 "2009-04-30T20:47:36Z")
Obviously this post is directed at male posters. I’m doing an informal survey. Thanks for your participation! Sorry if this thread is in the wrong forum. ---
**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/2 "2009-04-30T20:56:29Z")
P.S.: Please feel free to give either piece of information or both. Also, please no joke responses. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/3 "2009-04-30T21:21:09Z")
Is the survey about lying? ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/4 "2009-04-30T21:26:42Z")
I can’t give you exact numbers but both are massively huge. (says the anonymous internet message board poster) ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/5 "2009-04-30T21:27:52Z")
You need to give specifics for measuring penis size. Guys can get…creative…in this area. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bruce\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Wayne)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/6 "2009-04-30T21:39:19Z")
They’re similiar, but only if I measure in millimeters. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/7 "2009-04-30T21:47:23Z")
I’d think that no man would ever post such completely personal information on the Internet, but that whole hypothesis is blown to hell by [this site alone](http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/8 "2009-04-30T21:48:41Z")
Inversely proportional. … I’m not very bright. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/9 "2009-04-30T21:58:25Z")
> [@](#): > > They’re similiar, but only if I measure in millimeters. How do you measure intelligrence in millileters? Could I give Penis Size in terms of my Penis Quotient? You know, like comparing your length at your age to the average penis length at your age? And isn’t this the appropriate time to say that categorizing a penis by a single number isn’t appropriate? Length, but ,measured from where? Erect or not? What about girth? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/10 "2009-04-30T22:38:26Z")
127 when administered a state sponsored test in elementary school, and somewhere around five inches. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/11 "2009-04-30T22:57:02Z")
Combined? 144. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/12 "2009-05-01T00:51:27Z")
> [@Philster](#): > > Combined? 144. 142 IQ? Impressive! ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/13 "2009-05-01T00:58:49Z")
200 and 5… or the other way around, i cant rem… OH Shiny! ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/14 "2009-05-01T03:52:33Z")
142 & 175mm (6.9") I’m also 6’1" and have The Princess Bride on DVD. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/15 "2009-05-01T03:55:03Z")
I really don’t know the size of either…Never got IQ tested, and the other one I just have always chose never to measure. But suffice it to say…they’re both smaller than I desire. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/16 "2009-05-01T03:58:52Z")
Modesty forbids ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/17 "2009-05-01T04:23:18Z")
Since all IQ claims on the SDMB are lies, I’ll just start off by admitting I’m lying. **IQ** : 290 (approx.) My IQ is untestably high, but scientists’ estimates range around 290. My brain is so powerful, we don’t own an oven; when we need to cook something we just put it on my head and I think about stuff. I’ve already figured out a Unified Theory explaining all energy and matter, and it’s so complicated I had to invent new mathematics and language to express it and if I explained it to you you’d go insane. (Let’s just say the string theorists are way, way behind the curve.) **Penis size** : Anywhere from 9 inches to 6 feet, depending on how long I need it to be. My penis is not only enormous, but I can control its enormity, ranging from a tremendously impressive erection all the way up to large enough to serve as a garden tool. When erect, my cock has the hardness of diamond combined with the tensile strength of carbon nanotube fiber. It’s fully prehensile and is intelligent and self-aware. I once used it to save a family of four from a sinking car, first cracking the car’s roof off with my cock, and then using it as a retrieval device to fish them out of the lake. When the media wanted to interview the hero, I let my dick hold the press conference. I hope this helps! ---
**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/18 "2009-05-01T04:34:16Z")
IQ? 156 Penis size? About 5 or so inches long, but it’s as big around as a Folgers can. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/19 "2009-05-01T04:46:08Z")
I tried to find out, but got confused and had my penis trying to calculate the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight, and in measuring my brain I forgot whether you measure from under the chin, or from the back of the head. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/20 "2009-05-01T04:58:11Z")
I got enough blood to run one at a time. That’s good enough for me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886.md?page=2)