# Poll: What is Your IQ and Penis Size? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 30, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886 "2009-04-30T20:47:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mesquite-oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@Mesquite-oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mesquite-oh)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/21 "2009-05-01T05:05:18Z")
I have absolutely no earthly idea how big my penis is but I do know how big my “certain part of the male anatomy” is. Does that count? > [@brazil84](#): > > Also, please no joke responses. Thanks! Awww, you are like a little trusting kitten 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/22 "2009-05-01T05:14:22Z")
Hmmmm, you got one possibly honest answer so far. That exceeds my expectations. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/23 "2009-05-01T05:20:19Z")
Both can only be described using the third panel [here](http://xkcd.com/207/). ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/24 "2009-05-01T05:34:41Z")
Both are beyond human comprehension. ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/25 "2009-05-01T05:41:12Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > My penis is not only enormous, but I can control its enormity […] That word. I do not think it means what you think it means. At least, I hope you don’t mean it that way. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/26 "2009-05-01T05:45:30Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Both are beyond human comprehension. I never could get infinitesimals… ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/27 "2009-05-01T06:50:32Z")
I have gotten as high as 165 and as low as 120 on an IQ test. My penis is probably 6 inches long erect. When it’s up, I’m usually thinking about something other than finding a tape measure. ---
**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/28 "2009-05-01T07:33:43Z")
I took a test online that gave me a 130, but never saw the point of doing anything professionally. I do know how standard distributions work, though, and I think knowing when someone’s bullshitting you on their score is a much better predictor of intelligence than IQ (which I hear is adjusted for the age you took the test). Measured myself when I was fifteen, out of a vague sense of adolescent insecurity. 'Twas a hair under six inches, and I’m too vain to be argued down. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/29 "2009-05-01T07:49:35Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > **IQ** : 290 (approx.) My IQ is untestably high, but scientists’ estimates range around 290. My brain is so powerful, we don’t own an oven; when we need to cook something we just put it on my head and I think about stuff. I’ve already figured out a Unified Theory explaining all energy and matter, and it’s so complicated I had to invent new mathematics and language to express it and if I explained it to you you’d go insane. (Let’s just say the string theorists are way, way behind the curve.) Did you burn whatever you were cooking that day? ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/30 "2009-05-01T12:24:02Z")
151 and 9.5 inches. Oh- no joke responses? OK. 148 and 8.75 inches. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/31 "2009-05-01T13:41:47Z")
141 6.2 ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/32 "2009-05-01T13:44:39Z")
Smart enough and big enough. No jokes? That was a joke right? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/33 "2009-05-01T14:06:21Z")
IQ: 6 Penis: 137" ---
**Author:** ![Gus\_Gusterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@Gus\_Gusterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gus_Gusterson)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/34 "2009-05-01T14:25:28Z")
I’ve never taken an IQ test. I’m smarter than the average person, but not as smart as Sharon Stone’s and James Woods’ publicists claim them to be. My penis is average in length and a bit more than average in girth. Won’t make anyone run screaming, but won’t set them to giggling either. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/35 "2009-05-01T14:42:13Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > **Penis size** : Anywhere from 9 inches to 6 feet That is absolutely disgusting. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/36 "2009-05-01T14:42:15Z")
> [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](#): > > 142 IQ? Impressive! I am quite stupid actually. I really do think with my penis. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/37 "2009-05-01T15:00:41Z")
My IQ is so large that my wife complains about it hitting her cervix sometimes. I tell ya, it’s a curse. Standardized tests throughout elementary school show my penis to be in the middle percentiles for length and girth but in the 99th percentile for spatial reasoning. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/38 "2009-05-01T15:55:38Z")
12 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/39 "2009-05-01T16:10:37Z")
Let’s put it this way. Some women I’ve dated have been intimadated by one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/40 "2009-05-01T17:06:24Z")
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