# Poll: What is Your IQ and Penis Size? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 30, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886 "2009-04-30T20:47:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/41 "2009-05-01T17:49:16Z")
Magnum…for both. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/42 "2009-05-01T18:33:21Z")
I refuse to reveal the size of my penis … which proves the enormity of my IQ. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/43 "2009-05-01T18:41:44Z")
> [@Randy\_Seltzer](#): > > That word. > > I do not think it means what you think it means. > > At least, I hope you don’t mean it that way. I do not think you realize words can have multiple meanings. Check [definition #3](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/enormity), which from the context is obviously his intended meaning. Although it’s fun to imagine definition 1 or 2 applying. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/44 "2009-05-01T18:45:47Z")
I’ve never taken an IQ test, but I would assume I’m a little above average. My penis size is 6.5" ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/45 "2009-05-01T19:21:33Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I refuse to reveal the size of my penis … which proves the enormity of my IQ. We have a winner. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo\_Pin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mojo\_Pin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo_Pin)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/46 "2009-05-01T19:24:04Z")
“Over 150” is what my mom told me when I took it as a wee kid–she never showed me any proof though. I got 136 on an online test a few years ago. A little over 5", I’d like to measure it right now just to know exactly but he’s not cooperating… ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/47 "2009-05-01T19:47:41Z")
I wouldn’t touch this question with a ten inch pole. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/48 "2009-05-01T19:49:47Z")
Are we measuring starting from the asshole? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/49 "2009-05-01T20:06:44Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Obviously this post is directed at male posters. Clarification appreciated. Suffice it to say that I’m extremely intelligent, well-endowed and own a gigantic SUV. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/50 "2009-05-01T20:39:16Z")
High enough, and big enough. And it curves a little to the left and is uncircumcised. The IQ that is. You can see it in person if you’d like, but it’s a train that doesn’t stop until it reaches Orgasm Station, whether you’ve got a ticket or not. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/51 "2009-05-01T22:22:29Z")
IQ: 85 Penis: 5.5" ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/52 "2009-05-01T22:38:10Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > I do not think you realize words can have multiple meanings. Check [definition #3](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/enormity), which from the context is obviously his intended meaning. Although it’s fun to imagine definition 1 or 2 applying. You know, not every message on this board that lacks a smiley face is intended to be taken seriously. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/53 "2009-05-02T03:13:20Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Are we measuring starting from the asshole? Just because the OP asked an unusual question doesn’t make him an asshole…oh wait… ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/54 "2009-05-02T04:28:00Z")
Well, both have been measured but I was having so much fun at the time that I forgot what the actual statistics were. Best damn math tutor I ever had. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/55 "2009-05-02T04:54:48Z")
Do any of the other ladies reading this thread wish that [the naked wizard](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=515340)was a poster and stoned enough to give a truthful answer about the size of his penis? It brings to mind a joke, where the conclusion is “…only smaller.” Looks like the video link is broken in the GD thread. [This naked wizard](http://videogum.com/archives/caught-on-tape/dont-tase-the-naked-wizard-mor_066181.html) ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/56 "2009-05-02T05:37:04Z")
42 ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/57 "2009-05-02T06:47:04Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > I got enough blood to run one at a time. That’s good enough for me. You and every other man on the planet. As for me, brain as big as a planet. As for penis size, I’m waiting for the ISO measurement standards to come out. There is also a Heisenberg principle at work here, as the act of measurement changes the value of the thing to be measured. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/58 "2009-05-02T08:21:49Z")
I neither have memorized these numbers nor keep them handy. IQ: let’s say 117, close enough & it’s divisible by three, which is nice. Penis size: about 6", & about 1.5" thick I think. ---
**Author:** ![Chief\_Pedant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Chief\_Pedant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Pedant)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/59 "2009-05-02T10:29:54Z")
I haven’t found an IQ test with few enough errors to gauge my intelligence. The size of my penis varies quite a bit, but in general it increases enough to fill the available space. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/60 "2009-05-02T12:21:41Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > I do not think you realize words can have multiple meanings. Check [definition #3](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/enormity), which from the context is obviously his intended meaning. Although it’s fun to imagine definition 1 or 2 applying. When it comes to my penis, all FOUR definitions as listed in M-W apply. It transcends mere status as a sexual organ… indeed, it transcends space and time. My God, it’s full of stars. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886.md?page=4)