# Poll: What is Your IQ and Penis Size? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 30, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886 "2009-04-30T20:47:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/61 "2009-05-02T14:48:48Z")
> [@](#): > > I neither have memorized these numbers nor keep them handy. > > IQ: let’s say 117, close enough & it’s divisible by three, which is nice. > Penis size: about 6" …and divisible by three, which is nice. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/62 "2009-05-02T15:01:35Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > I neither have memorized these numbers nor keep them handy. > > IQ: let’s say 117, close enough & it’s divisible by three, which is nice. > Penis size: about 6", & about 1.5" thick I think. I think you’re supposed to measure diameter with a flexible tape measure, which comes out to a surprisingly large number, like 5". ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/63 "2009-05-02T15:05:33Z")
> [@control-z](#): > > I think you’re supposed to measure diameter with a flexible tape measure, which comes out to a surprisingly large number, like 5". I _really_ hope you meant circumference. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/64 "2009-05-02T23:23:42Z")
> [@fachverwirrt](#): > > I _really_ hope you meant circumference. :rolleyes: In my defense, it’s been about 23 years since I took geometry! ---
**Author:** ![Varrius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e9a140/32.png) [@Varrius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Varrius)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/65 "2009-05-02T23:28:40Z")
What an absolutely asinine thread. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/66 "2009-05-03T02:51:50Z")
> [@Varrius](#): > > What an absolutely asinine thread. I’m so sorry about this. If you email me the name of the scoundrel that forced you to read and post in this thread, I guarantee you they will receive a _stern_ warning. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Wayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bruce\_Wayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Wayne)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/67 "2009-05-03T03:17:06Z")
Remember seeing the Watchmen? Remember Dr. Manhattan? Like that. Actually like that when you saw it in IMAX. Or not. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/68 "2009-05-03T03:27:06Z")
> [@Bruce\_Wayne](#): > > Remember seeing the Watchmen? Remember Dr. Manhattan? Like that. Actually like that when you saw it in IMAX. Or not. If you would let go of it once in in while, it wouldn’t be blue all the time. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/69 "2009-05-03T03:41:53Z")
1. (at least I think that’s what it was, my IQ testing was many years ago and it’s not something I dwell on) 7 1/2". ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/70 "2009-05-03T05:20:03Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Are we measuring starting from the asshole? If we are then my IQ is 140 ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/71 "2009-05-03T12:20:48Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I’m so sorry about this. > If you email me the name of the scoundrel that forced you to read and post in this thread, I guarantee you they will receive a _stern_ warning. rickhasanabsolutelygiganticwang @stratosphericIQs.big.dik ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/72 "2009-05-03T22:57:39Z")
> [@Bruce\_Wayne](#): > > Remember seeing the Watchmen? Remember Dr. Manhattan? Like that. Actually like that when you saw it in IMAX. Or not. :dubious: I’ve seen you on the town in your “goin’ out at night” clothes. Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/73 "2009-05-04T11:54:18Z")
> [@Manduck](#): > > Modesty forbids For me it’s embarassment. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-what-is-your-iq-and-penis-size/494886/74 "2009-05-04T14:44:32Z")
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