# Poll: Which Is The Girliest Girly Car Of All?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 4, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015 "2005-12-04T07:29:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/21 "2005-12-04T19:30:52Z")

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> [@Una Persson](#):
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> Pictures and information on the aforementioned Dodge LaFemme:
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> [http://www.duricy.com/~firetone/lafemme/index.htm](http://www.duricy.com/~firetone/lafemme/index.htm)
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> See the accessories!
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> [http://www.duricy.com/~firetone/lafemme/access.htm](http://www.duricy.com/~firetone/lafemme/access.htm)

Gah! It’s a life-size Barbie car, complete with accessories! {Figures each sold separately. Batteries not included.} Similarly, there was a Volvo concept car a couple of years back styled - mostly as a publicity exercise, I think - by a bunch of chicks, which included such innovations as slots to put handbags and purses.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/22 "2005-12-04T19:36:27Z")

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My vote goes to [this baby](http://www.jokaroo.com/funnypictures/hellokittycar.html).

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**Author:** ![ms.deanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@ms.deanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ms.deanna)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/23 "2005-12-04T19:39:09Z")

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Yeah, Una Persson! I think I’m in love with that Dodge Charger.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/24 "2005-12-04T19:45:01Z")

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> [@Case Sensitive](#):
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> Similarly, there was a Volvo concept car a couple of years back styled - mostly as a publicity exercise, I think - by a bunch of chicks, which included such innovations as slots to put handbags and purses.

Here we are: the [Volvo YCC](http://autoweb.drive.com.au/cms/A_100906/newsarticle.html)

Looks like the Barbie De Lorean {large bags of cocaine each sold separately}. Favourite quote: “The only time I ever open up my bonnet is when I need to fill up with windscreen washer fluid.” Pink and bubbly, presumably.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/25 "2005-12-05T01:03:03Z")

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I really like that Dodge La Femme, pretty classy (but then, i’m a femme). That whole accessory bit should be used again, and updated, with, say, a nice little tampon case that fits in the dash just so.

I think the most Girly car award should go to the [Mary Kay Cadillac](http://www.mkunits.net/brendaatchley/Brenda's%20Pink%20Cadillac.jpg) , cause you gotta sell a whole lotta makeup, and wear it, to get one. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/26 "2005-12-05T02:50:13Z")

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I don’t get what you’re all talking about. They all just look like cars to me. \<shrug\>

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/27 "2005-12-05T02:54:27Z")

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Nobody’s mentioned the Mary Kay pink Caddilac?

StG

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/28 "2005-12-05T02:55:16Z")

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On a side note, Ford has announced that they are making their Mercury division the ‘women’s car’ division. They will be targeting all their Mercury cars specifically at women, with special accessories, colors, etc.

“If I had money, I tell you what I’d do,  
I’d go downtown and buy a Mercury or two,  
I’m crazy about a Mercury…”

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/29 "2005-12-05T03:21:22Z")

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> [@Case Sensitive](#):
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> Here we are: the [Volvo YCC](http://autoweb.drive.com.au/cms/A_100906/newsarticle.html)
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> Looks like the Barbie De Lorean {large bags of cocaine each sold separately}. Favourite quote: “The only time I ever open up my bonnet is when I need to fill up with windscreen washer fluid.” Pink and bubbly, presumably.

I gotta confess, that YCC is actually a pretty decent looking car. I’d drive one that wasn’t outfitted with chick accessories. I think the bulbous front fenders are the hallmark of girlyness, and I’d like to see 'em flattened out. I like the interior layout too.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/30 "2005-12-05T03:41:26Z")

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> [@StGermain](#):
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> Nobody’s mentioned the Mary Kay pink Caddilac?
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> StG

Would it help if I wore a darker shade lipstick?

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/31 "2005-12-05T03:57:48Z")

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[Nissan Figaro](http://www.ylw.mmtr.or.jp/~jpn-cars/figaro.html).

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/32 "2005-12-05T04:10:19Z")

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> [@scr4](#):
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> [Nissan Figaro](http://www.ylw.mmtr.or.jp/~jpn-cars/figaro.html).

OK, now that’s a cute car. Much better than the Beetle.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/33 "2005-12-05T04:51:35Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> I gotta confess, that YCC is actually a pretty decent looking car. I’d drive one that wasn’t outfitted with chick accessories. I think the bulbous front fenders are the hallmark of girlyness, and I’d like to see 'em flattened out. I like the interior layout too.

And no fumbling with bonnet latches or filler caps! No more batting your eyelashes in cute mechanical ineptitude at petrol station attendants! A paint job just like a non-stick frying pan! {now _there’s_ a simile that’ll catch the little ladies’ attention!} Nothing screams, “I’m stupid and helpless and need a man to do everything for me!” like a Vulva YCC.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/34 "2005-12-05T05:12:49Z")

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Yikes! That new Vulvy is way past yond for me. From the above mentioned Vulvy website:

“Parallel parking assistance is a function both males and females requested.  
In the YCC, this is a two-stage system. When you need to park between two other cars, but first want to make sure there will be enough space, you press the parking assistance button once for the space-check function. If the system says yes, you can then select the Autopark function by pressing the same button again. The car helps you with the steering to manoeuvre you into the parking space, but you control the accelerator, brakes and gearshift. Autopark streamlines your parallel parking with flair.”

_Gak_ maybe in Sweden…

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/35 "2005-12-05T06:05:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> “Parallel parking assistance is a function both males and females requested…”
> 
> _Gak_ maybe in Sweden…

Self-parking is already available on the Prius in Japan. I read somewhere that over 80% of Prius buyers there choose this $2000 option.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/36 "2005-12-05T06:21:22Z")

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> [@elelle](#):
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> Yikes! That new Vulvy is way past yond for me.

Gotta love the way it doesn’t have a bonnet - don’t bother having a look for yourself, it’ll phone the dealership for you everytime you need your wallet emptied - I mean, your oil changed.

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**Author:** ![sniperfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@sniperfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sniperfang)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/37 "2005-12-05T07:20:59Z")

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A couple of Estro-mobiles that were missed - the Ford [Ka](http://images.google.co.in/images?q=ford%20ka&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi), and the Ford [Fiesta](http://images-srv.leonardo.it/progettiweb/nos86/blog/Ford%20Fiesta%20Tuned%202%20-%203rd%20Maxi%20Tuning%20Show%20-%20Montmelo%202001%20(wallpaper).jpg).

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/38 "2005-12-05T19:22:27Z")

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I don’t get this way of thinking that any particular body type car is feminine or masculine, particularly convertibles. For many of us old enough to remember the Great Convertible Dearth of the 1970s, when the only ones available were expensive imports, the very idea of owning any convertible is still alluring enough to put aside any such misgivings that a car doesn’t match my gender.

I do think the **color** is probably more a function of the buyer’s gender than the body type, although it has been my impression that women buyers are more apt to go for the practical, making convertibles generally slightly more attractive to the _male_ buyer.

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/39 "2005-12-05T19:37:15Z")

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The only time I’ve seen a VW Cabriolet being driven by a man… it was my friend, and he’s gay. Hate to stereotype but… the Cabriolet is a total chick car.

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**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-which-is-the-girliest-girly-car-of-all/334015/40 "2005-12-06T00:03:27Z")

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> [@Sam Stone](#):
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> On a side note, Ford has announced that they are making their Mercury division the ‘women’s car’ division. They will be targeting all their Mercury cars specifically at women, with special accessories, colors, etc.

[This](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39961/6) is where they will get the tires. 😃

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