# Poll **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 21, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853 "2007-01-21T17:39:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/21 "2007-01-21T19:19:38Z")
1. Coke 2. Hillary 3. LA 4. Paris 5. Marx 6. Huh? 7. PC 8. No 9. Hank 10. Blue and Black 11. Elton John 12. Hendrix 13. Heinz 14. Huh? 15. Dunno 16. Atlanta 17. Birthday 18. Cat 19. Butts Bonus: 1 ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/22 "2007-01-21T19:21:40Z")
1. Coke or Pepsi–Coke, so long as it’s Diet. Coke has a cinnamon taste. Pepsi has a lemony taste. I prefer cinnamon. 2. Hillary or Barack–Barack by a long shot. 3. New York City or Los Angeles–I’ve never been to either. I think I’d prefer NY culture and LA weather. I’ll say NY. 4. Rome or Paris–Based on food, I’m taking Rome. 5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud–Marx. 6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle–I don’t know these people. 7. PC or Mac–PC, I guess. 8. Islam or Christianity–Better the devil you know. Christianity. 9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill–Homer, I guess. I don’t watch either show. 10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow–Black ‘n’ blue. 11. Elton John or Billy Joel–Close, but Billy Joel. 12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix–Jimi. 13. Heinz or Hunts–Heinz. 14. Silver Cloud or Bentley–I like my Jeep. Not into fancy cars and I wouldn’t recognize either of these if they ran over me. 15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf–No monarchies for me, thanks. 16. Charlotte or Atlanta–Choosing between cities I’ve never visited (aside from the airport) is a bit rough. Charlotte. 17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower–Birthday. 18. Cat or Dog–Cat. 19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) 20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)–Pecs. But “eyes” is the real answer. Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000–1. I don’t have room for a million anythings. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/23 "2007-01-21T19:23:49Z")
Moved at the request of the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/24 "2007-01-21T19:29:24Z")
1. **Coke** or Pepsi 2. **Hillary** or Barack 3. **New York City** or Los Angeles 4. Rome or **Paris** 5. Karl Marx or **Sigumnd Freud** 6. Arlene Francis or **Kitty Carlisle** 7. **PC** or Mac 8. Islam or **Christianity** 9. **Homer Simpson** or Hank Hill 10. **Electric Blue and Black** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow 11. **Elton John** or Billy Joel 12. Eric Clapton or **Jimmy Hendrix** 13. **Heinz** or Hunts 14. **Silver Cloud** or Bentley 15. **Queen Elizabeth** or King Gustaf 16. Charlotte or **Atlanta** 17.\*\* Birthday Party\*\* or Baby Shower 1. Cat or **Dog** 2. **Butts** or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) 3. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — **1** or 1,000,000 ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/25 "2007-01-21T19:31:49Z")
1. **Coke** or Pepsi 2. \*\*Hillary \*\*or Barack 3. **New York City** or Los Angeles 4. \*\*Rome \*\*or Paris 5. **Karl Marx** or Sigumnd Freud 6. **Arlene Francis** or Kitty Carlisle 7. **PC** or Mac 8. Islam or **Christianity** 9. Homer Simpson or **Hank Hill** 10. **Electric Blue and Black** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow 11. Elton John or **Billy Joel** 12. **Eric Clapton** or Jimmy Hendrix 13. **Heinz** or Hunts 14. **Silver Cloud** or Bentley 15. Queen Elizabeth or **King Gustaf** 16. **Charlotte** or Atlanta 17. **Birthday Party** or Baby Shower 18. Cat or **Dog** 19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) 20. Packages or **Pecs** (for straight women and gay men) ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/26 "2007-01-21T19:32:39Z")
Thanks, everyone, for responding. Thank you very much. But please be aware that I cannot tabulate responses that are “both”. It’s the same as no choice for my purposes. Again, humble thanks for taking the time and going to the trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/27 "2007-01-21T19:34:11Z")
1. Coke or Pepsi Coke - It’s not as sweet 2. Hillary or Barack Hillary - Less liberal 3. New York City or Los Angeles New York - Los Angeles sucks and is hot and ugly 4. Rome or Paris Paris - I haven’t been to Rome, but apparently Roman men are pretty awful from what I have heard. I’ve had enough of that in Tokyo. 5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud …none of the above 6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle I don’t know either of them 7. PC or Mac PC - Macs annoy me by not letting me do stuff that’s beyond the basics 8. Islam or Christianity Christianity I guess. Jesuit schooling is supposedly pretty good. 9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill I haven’t seen King of the Hill (judging from the name), so I can’t say. 10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow Blue and Black - Because I’m male and straight? 11. Elton John or Billy Joel Billy Joel - River of Dreams was pretty good 12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix Eric Clapton - More traditional bluesy, and he didn’t OD 13. Heinz or Hunts Heinz - Saltier 14. Silver Cloud or Bentley Not sure what Silver Cloud is (and maybe not Bentley which I would have assumed was a car, except that I would have expected to recognize any car manufacturer.) 15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf I’m not sure who King Gustaf is, so I can’t say 16. Charlotte or Atlanta No idea? Colleges? 17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower Birthday Party - Not a lot you can do with a baby 18. Cat or Dog Dog - Because 19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) Whichever is better in the case at hand, I suppose 20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) 1 or 1,000,000 1 Cafe Society or IMHO IMHO ---
**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/28 "2007-01-21T19:36:15Z")
1. Pepsi 2. Barack 3. Los Angeles 4. Paris 5. Sigumnd Freud 6. Kitty Carlisle 7. Mac 8. Christianity 9. Homer Simpson 10. Electric Blue and Black 11. Elton John 12. Jimmy Hendrix 13. Heinz 14. Bentley 15. King Gustaf 16. Charlotte 17. Birthday Party 18. Cat 19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) 20. Packages (for straight women and gay men) Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/29 "2007-01-21T19:44:04Z")
1. **diet limeCoke** or Pepsi 2. Hillary or **Barack** 3. **New York City** or Los Angeles 4. Rome or **Paris** 5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud (neither) 6. **Arlene Francis** or Kitty Carlisle 7. PC or **Mac** 8. Islam or Christianity (neither) 9. **Homer Simpson** or Hank Hill 10. Electric Blue and Black or **Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow** 11. **Elton John** or Billy Joel 12. Eric Clapton or **Jimmy Hendrix** 13. **Heinz** or Hunts 14. Silver Cloud or Bentley (no opinion) 15. **Queen Elizabeth** or King Gustaf V of Sweden? 16. Charlotte or Atlanta ( **Seattle**? 😛 ) 17. **Birthday Party** or Baby Shower 18. Cat or **Dog** 19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) 20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) meh, don’t care Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — **1** or 1,000,000 ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/30 "2007-01-21T20:00:48Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] Thanks, everyone, for responding. Thank you very much. But please be aware that I cannot tabulate responses that are “both”. It’s the same as no choice for my purposes. Again, humble thanks for taking the time and going to the trouble. [/QUOTE] Is this your own Poll? The only reason I ask is because I seem to remember seeing this somewhere IIRC… Hmmmm…I’ll think about where … but anyway here goes: 1. Coke or **Pepsi** 2. Hillary or **Barack** 3. **New York City** or Los Angeles 4. **Rome** or Paris 5. Karl Marx or **Sigumnd Freud** 6. **Arlene Francis** or Kitty Carlisle 7. **PC** or Mac 8. Islam or **Christianity** 9. **Homer Simpson** or Hank Hill 10. **Electric Blue and Black** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow 11. **Elton John or Billy Joel** 12. **Eric Clapton** or Jimmy Hendrix 13. **Heinz or Hunts** 14. **Silver Cloud** or Bentley 15. **Queen Elizabeth** or King Gustaf 16. **Charlotte** or Atlanta 17. **Birthday Party** or Baby Shower 18. **Cat or Dog** 19. Butts or **Breasts** (for straight men and lesbians) 20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — **1** or 1,000,000 I remember now - I saw this in Japan.. Kokology - right? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/31 "2007-01-21T20:01:06Z")
1. **Coke** or Pepsi 2. Hillary or **Barack** 3. New York City or **Los Angeles** 4. **Rome** or Paris 5. Karl Marx or **Sigmund Freud** 6. Arlene Francis or **Kitty Carlisle** 7. **PC** or Mac 8. **Islam** or Christianity 9. Homer Simpson or **Hank Hill** 10. Electric Blue and Black or **Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow** 11. **Elton** John or Billy Joel 12. Eric Clapton or **Jimmy Hendrix** 13. Heinz or **Hunts** 14. **Silver Cloud** or Bentley 15. Queen Elizabeth or **King Gustaf** 16. **Charlotte** or Atlanta 17. **Birthday Party** or Baby Shower 18. **Cat** or Dog 19. Butts or **Breasts** (for straight men and lesbians) 20. **Packages** or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — **1** or 1,000,000-1 dollar would be nice, but a million kicks to the groin… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/32 "2007-01-21T20:05:46Z")
1. Coke or Pepsi Regular Coke or Diet Pepsi 1. Hillary or Barack Neither (Not American - no opinion) 1. New York City or Los Angeles Like both equally. 1. Rome or Paris Paris 1. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud Freud - love a man with a cigar. 1. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle Neither 1. PC or Mac Depends. 1. Islam or Christianity Neither 1. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill Hank Hill 1. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow Hot Pink & Lemon Yellow 1. Elton John or Billy Joel Elton John 1. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix Jimmy Hendrik 1. Heinz or Hunts Heinz 1. Silver Cloud or Bentley Bentley 1. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf Queen Elizabeth (We had tea.) 1. Charlotte or Atlanta Neither 1. Birthday Party or Baby Shower Birthday Party 1. Cat or Dog Dog 1. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) I like boys. 1. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) Pecs Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000 1 Ok, what do I win? ---
**Author:** ![Agnostic\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@Agnostic\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agnostic_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/33 "2007-01-21T20:06:00Z")
1. **Coke** or Pepsi - Mountain Dew is first choice, but then its Coke. 2. Hillary or **Barack** - Same reasons as **SpoilerVirgin**. 3. **New York City** or Los Angeles - Its a real city. LA is just sprawl. 4. Rome or **Paris** - Havent been to Rome yet, but I still miss Paris. 5. **Karl Marx** or Sigumnd Freud - still a relevant critic to his discipline. Freud will be a footnote in another hundred years, but we will still be debating (deciphering) Marx. 6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - n/a 7. PC or **Mac** - its thorn in the side of Microsoft is what kept MS responsive to customers 8. Islam or Christianity - neither 9. **Homer Simpson** or Hank Hill 10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow - neither 11. Elton John or Billy Joel - neither 12. Eric Clapton or **Jimmy Hendrix** 13. **Heinz** or Hunts 14. Silver Cloud or **Bentley** 15. **Queen Elizabeth** or King Gustaf - I or II, both incredible women. 16. **Charlotte** or Atlanta - Atlanta has just never appealed to me, cant say why though. 17. **Birthday Party** or Baby Shower 18. **Cat** or Dog - I was raised by cats… 19. **Butts** or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) - nice butts are harder to find. 20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000 1 - same reason as **Qadgop**. I prefer quality over quantity. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/34 "2007-01-21T20:07:57Z")
1. Coke or Pepsi - don’t drink soda. Damn. 2. Hillary or **Barack** - Hillary’s just a little too packaged 3. **New York City** or Los Angeles 4. **Rome** or Paris - very close, but gelato wins out 5. Karl Marx or **Sigumnd Freud** 6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - think I’m gonna pass or puke 7. **PC** or Mac 8. **Islam** or Christianity - if we’re talking the peacenik version 9. **Homer Simpson** or Hank Hill 10. **Electric Blue and Black** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow 11. **Elton John** or Billy Joel 12. Eric Clapton or **Jimmy Hendrix** - not even a choice 13\*\*. Heinz\*\* or Hunts 1. \*\*Silver Cloud \*\* or Bentley 2. Queen Elizabeth or **King Gustaf** 3. Charlotte or **Atlanta** 4. **Birthday Party** or Baby Shower 5. **Cat** or Dog - 'cause I’m lazy 6. **Butts** or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) 7. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/35 "2007-01-21T20:12:50Z")
> [@Phlosphr](#): > > Is this your own Poll? Yes. If people wouldn’t mind, I’d like to do two follow-ups in the coming days/weeks. It’ll be a three-part series when done. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/36 "2007-01-21T20:16:09Z")
Just to fix the booboos… [QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] 1. Coke or Pepsi Diet Pepsi 2. New York City or Los Angeles I guess Los Angeles because I have friends there. 3. PC or Mac PC I guess. [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![straykat23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@straykat23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straykat23)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/37 "2007-01-21T20:25:31Z")
1. \*\*Coke \*\* or Pepsi 2. Hillary or **Barack** 3. New York City or **Los Angeles** 4. Rome or **Paris** 5. \*\*Karl Marx \*\* or Sigumnd Freud 6. \*\*Arlene Francis \*\* or Kitty Carlisle 7. **PC** or Mac 8. Islam or **Christianity** 9. \*\*Homer Simpson \*\* or Hank Hill 10. \*\*Electric Blue and Black \*\* or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow 11. \*\*Elton John \*\* or Billy Joel 12. \*\*Eric Clapton \*\* or Jimmy Hendrix 13. \*\*Heinz \*\* or Hunts 14. Silver Cloud or **Bentley** 15. \*\*Queen Elizabeth \*\* or King Gustaf 16. Charlotte or **Atlanta** 17. \*\*Birthday Party \*\* or Baby Shower 18. Cat or **Dog** 19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) 20. Packages or **Pecs** (for straight women and gay men) Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision —\*\* 1\*\* or 1,000,000 ---
**Author:** ![Tamryne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tamryne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamryne)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/38 "2007-01-21T21:07:02Z")
1.\*\* Coke \*\* or Pepsi 1. Hillary or **Barack** 2. **New York City** or Los Angeles 3. \*\*Rome \*\* or Paris 4. Karl Marx or **Sigumnd Freud** 5. Arlene Francis or **Kitty Carlisle** 6. **PC** or Mac 7. Islam or **Christianity** 8. Homer Simpson or **Hank Hill** 9. **Electric Blue and Black** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow 10. Elton John or **Billy Joel** 11. Eric Clapton or **Jimmy Hendrix** 12. Heinz or **Hunts** 13. \*\*Silver Cloud \*\* or Bentley 14. \*\*Queen Elizabeth \*\* or King Gustaf 15. Charlotte or **Atlanta** 16. \*\*Birthday Party \*\* or Baby Shower 17. Cat or **Dog** 18. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) (n/a) 19. Packages or **Pecs** (for straight women and gay men) Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision —\*\* 1\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/39 "2007-01-21T21:28:17Z")
1. Coke or Pepsi - **Pepsi** 2. Hillary or Barack - **I know almost nothing about Barack, but I will pick him** 3. New York City or Los Angeles - **New York** 4. Rome or Paris - **Rome** 5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud - **Marx** 6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - \*\*Arlene Francis \*\* 7. PC or Mac - **PC** 8. Islam or Christianity - - **Christianity** 9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill - **Homer** 10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow - \*\*Pink and Yellow \*\* 11. Elton John or Billy Joel - **Billy Joel** 12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix - **Hendrix, duh** 13. Heinz or Hunts - **Heinz** 14. Silver Cloud or Bentley - **Silver Cloud** 15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf - **King Gustaf** 16. Charlotte or Atlanta - **Atlanta** 17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower - **Birthday Party** 18. Cat or Dog - \*\*Dog \*\* 19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) - **Breasteses** 20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) - \*\*NA \*\* Bonus; - **one** Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853/40 "2007-01-21T21:39:54Z")
1. **Coke** or Pepsi - less sweet 2. Hillary or **Barack** - would make the next presidential election even more entertaining for an interested outsider (although Hillary would be almost as much fun) 3. **New York City** or Los Angeles - great city, and it’s a proper city 4. **Rome** or Paris - love them both, but Rome has an attractive air of chaos that Paris lacks 5. **Karl Marx** or Sigumnd Freud - there’s a chance Karl may yet be proved right. 6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - sorry, don’t know 7. **PC** or Mac 8. Islam or **Christianity** - lesser of two evils 9. **Homer Simpson** or Hank Hill - haven’t watched much King of the Hill 10. **Electric Blue and Black** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow 11. **Elton John** or Billy Joel - flamboyant is good 12. Eric Clapton or **Jimmy Hendrix** - seems to have taken more creative drugs than Clapton 13. **Heinz** or Hunts - only one I’ve heard of 14. Silver Cloud or **Bentley** - a little more rakish than a Rolls 15. **Queen Elizabeth** or King Gustaf - God Save The Queen 16. Charlotte or Atlanta - dunno, never been to either 17. **Birthday Party** or Baby Shower - more drinking at the average birthday party 18. Cat or **Dog** - man’s best friend for 70,000 years 19. **Butts** or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) 20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) - n/a Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000 Hmmm, 1,000,000 I think - if it’s unpleasant then serves me right for being greedy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll/388853.md?page=3)