# Polls only: No discussion **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 114
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2266 "2022-11-01T18:38:33Z")
For a small additional fee, you may choose up to five of these upgrades for your android body. _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2266))_ ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2267 "2022-11-01T18:55:29Z")
Further, my new android body is _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2267))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2268 "2022-11-01T21:36:57Z")
Killing houseflies by trapping them under a clear plastic cup, with a few alcohol-sanitizing wipes to keep them company, such that the fly is eventually fumigated in a de facto gas chamber: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2268))_ ---
**Author:** ![peccavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peccavi/32/388_2.png) [@peccavi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peccavi)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2269 "2022-11-01T21:52:38Z")
Prompted by the bumping of the [season 4 thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/westworld-season-4-open-spoilers/966992/69) Westworld Season 5 (Final Season) _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2269))_ ---
**Author:** ![superwombat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superwombat/32/16616_2.png) [@superwombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superwombat)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2270 "2022-11-02T01:07:25Z")
Success rate of housefly murder using the “Clap Directly Above It” method: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2270))_ ---
**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2271 "2022-11-02T10:00:25Z")
Today I had a mammogram (every 2 years for me), and I was thinking I would almost prefer a colonoscopy (every 5 years for me) as it’s less uncomfortable. Your thoughts? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2271))_ ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2272 "2022-11-02T16:40:02Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2272))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2273 "2022-11-02T17:10:01Z")
Select the one you would rather be: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2273))_ _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2273))_ _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2273))_ _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2273))_ ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2274 "2022-11-02T17:12:14Z")
We are less than a week away from the midterm election in the United States. What do you think the result of the election will be? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2274))_ What do you hope the results will be? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2274))_ ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2275 "2022-11-02T17:19:36Z")
Which of these defunct or dying stores have you ever shopped at? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2275))_ ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2276 "2022-11-02T23:55:55Z")
Do you think that you, personally, where you are in life right now, would make a good US Senator? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2276))_ ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2277 "2022-11-03T00:52:09Z")
I do not consider myself qualified to be a US Senator, and would do a terrible job in comparison to many who have held or are now holding the office. Nevertheless, I could do a better job than at least a couple of the people who are in there now. _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2277))_ ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2278 "2022-11-03T23:11:44Z")
Do you think you’re qualified for any political office? Choose all that apply. _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2278))_ ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2279 "2022-11-04T01:29:15Z")
What’s on your kitchen counters right now? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2279))_ Part 2 _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2279))_ Part 3 _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2279))_ ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2280 "2022-11-04T04:48:17Z")
My dirty dishes _right now_ in the kitchen are: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2280))_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2281 "2022-11-04T14:31:41Z")
Do you answer polls? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2281))_ ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2282 "2022-11-04T14:36:15Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2282))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2283 "2022-11-04T16:43:26Z")
You just won the billion-dollar Powerball. You have 50 coworkers at your company, who are all nice folks. How much money do you share with them as a parting gift as you quit your job? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2283))_ ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2284 "2022-11-04T17:29:04Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2284))_ Number of times I’ve been married: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2284))_ ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2022, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2285 "2022-11-04T19:47:03Z")
I’ve been currently married _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2285))_ My longest previous marriage (now terminated) was: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/2285))_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=113) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=115)