# Polls only: No discussion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3086 "2023-04-04T12:23:31Z")

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How do you pronounce the second month of the year?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3086))_

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3087 "2023-04-04T18:39:50Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3087))_

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3088 "2023-04-04T19:48:35Z")

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Chicken wings are…

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3088))_

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3089 "2023-04-04T23:04:28Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3089))_

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3090 "2023-04-04T23:17:38Z")

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If you don’t have grass to mow it’s because:

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3090))_

\*Really, someone in my neighborhood replaced their entire front lawn with concrete.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3091 "2023-04-05T03:51:39Z")

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Have you found the aphorism of _“when a family has two daughters, the elder will generally be more serious, have a harder time finding a mate and less popular, while the younger will be more vivacious, popular and get all the guys”_ to be largely correct?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3091))_

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3092 "2023-04-05T16:40:39Z")

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Does your current supervisor - or if you are self-employed, unemployed, or retired, your most recent supervisor - want to be asked permission for you to take time off, or informed when you will be taking time off?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3092))_

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3093 "2023-04-05T17:01:56Z")

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For this poll, frequency doesn’t matter. Anything from occaisionally to frequently is fine. If it’s “just that one drunk time in Vegas,” you can say no.

I’m a man and get manicures.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3093))_

I’m a man and get pedicures

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3093))_

I’m a woman and get manicures

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3093))_

I’m a woman and get pedicures

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3093))_

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3094 "2023-04-05T17:21:50Z")

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Your employer starts putting up informative posters on the inside of each restroom stall door - posters about things like Graham’s Number and TREE(3), the size of the universe, facts about neuroscience, eye structure, and other things about biology, chemistry, geography, history, etc. That way you can read it while sitting on the loo.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3094))_

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3095 "2023-04-05T19:47:02Z")

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How did you learn this rhyme as a child? Fill in the blank.

Great \_\_\_\_\_ globs of greasy grimy gopher guts.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3095))_

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3096 "2023-04-05T20:34:32Z")

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as a child, you heard

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3096))_

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3097 "2023-04-06T15:10:59Z")

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Do you understand why e.l.f. makeup commercials tout that their products are so sticky your face will stick to objects and doors?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3097))_

Does the commercial make you want to go out and buy some e.l.f sticky makeup?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3097))_

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3098 "2023-04-06T15:15:27Z")

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Would you like to see the e.l.f commercial?

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzE68RiXbT8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzE68RiXbT8)

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3098))_

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**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3099 "2023-04-07T14:49:01Z")

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Do you add “in bed” to the end of fortunes you get from fortune cookies?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3099))_

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3100 "2023-04-07T15:37:42Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3100))_

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3101 "2023-04-07T16:37:33Z")

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Do you Accept All Cookies?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3101))_

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3102 "2023-04-07T18:53:10Z")

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Assuming you own an ICE vehicle (or if not, based on your habits on your previously owned ICE vehicle), AND you are in the same town as your main residence, do NORMALLY refuel

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3102))_

Same as above, but instead of being in/near your home, you’re on a long (6 hours plus) road trip.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3102))_

Same as above Again, but instead you’re away from home (Vacation, Visiting Family, etc) and you’re driving in a location you’re not familiar with, although you’re staying in/near one city, not going on long trips.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3102))_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3103 "2023-04-07T18:55:09Z")

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Ford pardons Nixon

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3103))_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3104 "2023-04-07T18:55:52Z")

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Clinton pardons his half-brother Roger

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3104))_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3105 "2023-04-07T18:56:09Z")

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Trump pardons Roger Stone

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3105))_

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