# Polls only: No discussion **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 180
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3589 "2023-07-14T00:43:55Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3589))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3590 "2023-07-14T11:55:30Z")
You have nieces and nephews, ages 4-12, who you see maybe 3 or 4 times a year. They never refer to you as “aunt” or “uncle”, they always use your first name only. How much does this bother you? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3590))_ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3591 "2023-07-15T02:14:32Z")
The news reports are saying the zombies are attacking. You pack up your car with your loved ones and as many supplies as you can find in your house. You have enough time to reach one of the following destinations, where you will remain to ride out the emergency, however long that takes. Which do you choose? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3591))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3592 "2023-07-15T11:28:57Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3592))_ _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3592))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3593 "2023-07-15T17:39:11Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3593))_ ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3594 "2023-07-15T18:08:04Z")
Have you ever pretended in a restaurant that it’s your (or your companions) birthday to staff? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3594))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3595 "2023-07-15T18:34:31Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3595))_ _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3595))_ _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3595))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3596 "2023-07-15T19:01:51Z")
Choose your 10 favorite 1960s sitcoms _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3596))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3597 "2023-07-15T19:24:41Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3597))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2023, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3598 "2023-07-16T02:12:30Z")
Your preferred or main form of exercise (select up to 2): _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3598))_ ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3599 "2023-07-16T20:31:53Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3599))_ ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2023, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3600 "2023-07-16T20:32:55Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3600))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2023, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3601 "2023-07-16T23:25:34Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3601))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2023, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3602 "2023-07-17T12:08:27Z")
A genie from the World Health Organization has an offer for you. If you can fully abstain from one specific food or drink item for five years, you will henceforth be able to enjoy that food in unlimited quantities with absolutely zero ill effects. In fact, ingesting your chosen food after five years of abstinence have elapsed will actually result in positive effects on your health; you food will be good for you. Which food do you choose? Assume that your selection will include all forms of that food (“fruit” includes wine, “chocolate” includes Oreos, etc.). _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3602))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2023, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3603 "2023-07-17T16:50:43Z")
You are a defense attorney. You are defending a client whom you know is in fact guilty of the crime. In this trial, you have enough advantages and skill that you are able to get your client acquitted if you so choose to. What strategy do you pursue? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3603))_ ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2023, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3604 "2023-07-17T17:34:28Z")
goat yoga _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3604))_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2023, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3605 "2023-07-18T08:37:24Z")
goat yoga _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3605))_ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2023, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3606 "2023-07-18T13:42:07Z")
You’re an attorney. You represent clients which are sometimes probably innocent, and other clients which are likely guilty of the crimes they are accused of. Which of the two options would be a better outcome in your view? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3606))_ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2023, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3607 "2023-07-18T13:55:44Z")
Which of the following best describes your outlook on life? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3607))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3608 "2023-07-18T17:19:44Z")
Did your parents tell you Santa was real? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3608))_ Did you, or would you, tell your kids that Santa is real? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/3608))_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=179) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=181)