# Polls only: No discussion **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 213
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4249 "2023-12-09T04:07:32Z")
I’m in Thailand this week, and in restaurants they invariably give you a straw to drink anything that isn’t alcoholic. And I invariably set the straw aside because I feel like a child drinking with a straw. [[Album] imgur.com ![](https://i.imgur.com/ye9nJLz.jpeg?fb "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/a/bgQOZHk) _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4249))_ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4250 "2023-12-09T16:35:35Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4250))_ ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4251 "2023-12-09T22:37:36Z")
How much do you pay for cell phone service every month? If you have a plan that covers more than one phone, divide the cost by the number of phones and report the per phone cost. If someone else pays for your service, report what they pay. _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4251))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2023, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4252 "2023-12-10T18:10:16Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4252))_ ---
**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4253 "2023-12-11T09:08:58Z")
What household chores do/did your pets interfere with? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4253))_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4254 "2023-12-11T11:51:20Z")
I’d rather be _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4254))_ I’d rather be _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4254))_ I’d rather be _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4254))_ I’d rather be _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4254))_ ---
**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4255 "2023-12-11T13:28:02Z")
A female celebrity is reported to be posing topless in a magazine. Which of these do you consider to be “topless” in this sense? Tick all that apply. _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4255))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4256 "2023-12-11T14:48:57Z")
Do you think you will live to see the year 2050? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4256))_ 2040? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4256))_ 2030? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4256))_ ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4257 "2023-12-11T19:29:51Z")
count all first-order cousins (same generation biological children of your parents immediate biological siblings – no step siblings), whether they are still with us or not _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4257))_ If more than fifty, just choose 50 ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2023, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4258 "2023-12-12T22:39:32Z")
It’s cookie season! I would like to make gingerbread sandwich cookies. These will be two soft gingerbread cookies with some kind of frosting/filling between them. What kind of frosting/filling do you think sounds best. I’m going to give you two votes. (You’re welcome.) _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4258))_ ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4259 "2023-12-13T02:58:02Z")
When I take pills I normally … _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4259))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4260 "2023-12-13T23:21:50Z")
You go shopping with your friend at the supermarket and she begins purchasing live lobsters, crabs, and flounder from the big aquarium at the fresh seafood section. You think she is about to prepare a meal later, but instead she chirps, “New pets for the saltwater fish tank in the living room.” How do you feel? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4260))_ ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4261 "2023-12-14T22:30:48Z")
A new show that you want to watch has just been released on a streaming service you subscribe to. When do you typically watch it? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4261))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2023, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4262 "2023-12-15T16:26:59Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4262))_ ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2023, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4263 "2023-12-15T18:16:03Z")
What is your favorite movie directed by Mel Brooks? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4263))_ ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2023, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4264 "2023-12-15T23:17:20Z")
From your home, how long does it take you to to get to the closest airport with regularly scheduled commercial passenger flights, using whatever mode of transport you would normally use to get there? If you would take Uber or a taxi, start from the time they pick you up, do not include the time waiting for the taxi or Uber to arrive. _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4264))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4265 "2023-12-16T03:25:33Z")
[![](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61dw5Hjoj8L.jpg) ](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61dw5Hjoj8L.jpg) _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4265))_ ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4266 "2023-12-16T11:47:24Z")
Mean Mr Mustard signs his posts ‘mmm’ _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4266))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4267 "2023-12-16T12:44:24Z")
Ice cream: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4267))_ mmm ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4268 "2023-12-16T12:54:19Z")
When Mean Mr Mustard posts doing a handstand _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4268))_ I expect there’s a joke to be made out of EEE but I’m not sure how to make it land [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=212) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=214)