# Polls only: No discussion **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 224
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4469 "2024-01-25T14:49:36Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4469))_ ---
**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4470 "2024-01-25T15:49:22Z")
Which of the following famous or witty epitaphs would you choose for your own gravestone? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4470))_ ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4471 "2024-01-25T18:51:01Z")
You are a software developer. You have received a library from a vendor which you are implementing in your own software. You call the Library’s Connect() function, and it returns a “success” code. _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4471))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4472 "2024-01-25T20:40:17Z")
These are the 49 busiest U.S. airports. Which have you flown into or out of? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4472))_ ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4473 "2024-01-25T21:52:54Z")
These are the 10 busiest airports outside the US (I thought about doing the world’s busiest airports, but then I realized that would involve a lot of the same airports as the previous poll), by passenger traffic. Which have you flown into or out of? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4473))_ These are the world’s 10 largest airlines, as measured by scheduled passenger-kilometers. Which ones have you flown on? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4473))_ ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4474 "2024-01-26T01:46:57Z")
There are some long running TV shows with **a lot** of episodes. Saturday Night Live is closing in on 1000, and The Simpsons nearing 800, and Unsolved Mysteries is over 600, for a few examples. And those aren’t even the shows with the highest episode counts! Alas, life is short, and no matter how much longer you’re likely to live, there’s only so much time you’re willing to devote to TV. People of the same age are likely to have different limits too. Supposing that you would be committing to watching every single episode of a new-to-you show, what’s your limit before you decide a show has too many episodes to start watching now? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4474))_ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4475 "2024-01-26T02:12:47Z")
Your top ten favorite guy flicks (choose up to ten). _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4475))_ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4476 "2024-01-26T02:16:25Z")
You have your very own fully functional holodeck. Unfortunately the software only supports one of the following functions. You choose: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4476))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4477 "2024-01-26T12:57:13Z")
(per request by @SuntanLotion) What’s your sign, baby? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4477))_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4478 "2024-01-26T13:04:32Z")
I would rather: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4478))_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4479 "2024-01-26T13:11:30Z")
You can only win one of the following in your lifetime. Which would you prefer it to be? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4479))_ ---
**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4480 "2024-01-26T14:11:29Z")
Do you watch first run films at the cinema more than once? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4480))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4481 "2024-01-26T16:31:55Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4481))_ ---
**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4482 "2024-01-26T17:28:40Z")
Favourite [Jackson family](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_family) member? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4482))_ ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4483 "2024-01-26T17:43:58Z")
For a trip of ~400 miles (Roughly the distance from San Francisco to Los Angeles), what is your preferred mode of transportation? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4483))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4484 "2024-01-26T19:05:19Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4484))_ ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4485 "2024-01-26T19:08:56Z")
What kind of life are you currently having right now? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4485))_ ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4486 "2024-01-26T20:09:57Z")
Favorite famous Jackson who is _not_ a member of the Jackson family _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4486))_ ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4487 "2024-01-26T22:08:51Z")
Which of this year’s Best Picture nominees have you seen? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4487))_ Of the ones you haven’t seen, which do you want to see? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4487))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2024, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4488 "2024-01-27T03:13:03Z")
Is there a role, part or occupation that you could play very convincingly in a movie or TV show if asked to? (assuming you have no acting experience in cinema, which I’m guessing 99% of Dopers don’t) _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4488))_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=223) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=225)