# Polls only: No discussion **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/442 "2022-01-11T15:46:18Z")
If you’re a billionaire, how much do you pay your secretary/executive assistant? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/442))_ ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/443 "2022-01-11T18:37:06Z")
If you are one of the cats offered the hibernation experiment above, how excited are you? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/443))_ ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/444 "2022-01-11T18:49:24Z")
Where does one sign up for the hibernation experiment ? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/444))_ ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/445 "2022-01-12T01:38:08Z")
Your three favorite minor King of the Hill characters. Minor shall be defined as not a member of the Hill family, and not one of the Hill’s neighbors. Unlike the Simpsons poll there will be no “other” option. _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/445))_ ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/446 "2022-01-12T02:03:35Z")
If I’d remembered to include the self defense teacher who teaches Bobby to say “That’s my purse!” in the last poll, would you have voted for her instead of one of your current choices? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/446))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/447 "2022-01-12T02:40:25Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/447))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/448 "2022-01-12T03:22:45Z")
Would, or do, you let your spouse read your journal/diary? (if you don’t write one, answer the poll anyway as if you do) _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/448))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/449 "2022-01-12T05:02:04Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/449))_ ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/450 "2022-01-12T23:01:42Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/450))_ _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/450))_ ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/451 "2022-01-13T01:33:51Z")
I’m going to give you something for free. It’s not food and it’s not clothing. Which one do you want? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/451))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/452 "2022-01-14T05:39:36Z")
What type of refrigerator do you have? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/452))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/453 "2022-01-14T05:50:56Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/453))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/454 "2022-01-14T07:00:53Z")
Which dictator would you trade places with at the moment if you had to? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/454))_ ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/455 "2022-01-15T03:51:25Z")
What’s the first thing you think of when you hear “kiwi”? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/455))_ ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/456 "2022-01-15T18:43:12Z")
> **[The Way You Hang Your Toilet Paper Says a Lot About Your Personality](https://www.oprahdaily.com/life/a26885783/toilet-paper-personality/)** > > There really is a right way—and Oprah has picked a side. _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/456))_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/457 "2022-01-15T18:54:42Z")
Why do you hang your toilet paper the way you do? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/457))_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/458 "2022-01-15T18:57:51Z")
What about bidets? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/458))_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/459 "2022-01-15T19:22:55Z")
Psychology, health and diet buzzwords that must be thrown under the bus and die in a fire: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/459))_ ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/460 "2022-01-15T21:13:27Z")
Is there anyone else out there who, like me, couldn’t care less which way the toilet paper goes, but will do it a certain way to appease your significant other who feels very strongly about it? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/460))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/461 "2022-01-15T21:30:35Z")
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