# Polls only: No discussion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4609 "2024-02-20T21:37:12Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4609))_

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4610 "2024-02-21T00:16:27Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4610))_

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4611 "2024-02-21T01:31:54Z")

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Can you split firewood? (Answer for your current general physical condition, if it makes a difference.)

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4611))_

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4612 "2024-02-21T15:01:21Z")

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What are your favorite pizza toppings?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4612))_

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4613 "2024-02-21T19:12:05Z")

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Which of these things have you actually had as a pizza topping

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4613))_

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4614 "2024-02-21T21:42:09Z")

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You are at the age of 35 or 40 and you have accumulated enough wealth (in a very high-paying career) that you could quit your job right now and retire early - living modestly (not lavishly, but well off enough that you need never fear financial hardship for the rest of your life.) And you really hate work.

Problem is, your spouse finds early retirement weird and objects to this (FIRE; the Financial Independence, Retire Early lifestyle discussed in another thread) and wants you to keep working til age 60 “like most normal folks do,” which will also enable the two of you to live more lavishly and buy/do more things, and also result in more money for the kids. Assuming that these are the only two options and no compromise can be reached:

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4614))_

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4615 "2024-02-21T21:53:15Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4615))_

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4616 "2024-02-21T23:44:30Z")

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When you were young, was there an “ice cream truck” that drove through your neighborhood selling ice cream to children directly out of the truck?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4616))_

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4617 "2024-02-22T01:59:45Z")

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Is there an ice cream truck that drives through the neighborhood where you current live, in the present day?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4617))_

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4618 "2024-02-22T18:01:00Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4618))_

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4619 "2024-02-22T23:55:29Z")

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In what sequence do you empty the dishwasher?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4619))_

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4620 "2024-02-23T01:25:25Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4620))_

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4621 "2024-02-23T16:01:20Z")

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You are a character in Star Wars. Do you care what color of laser comes out of your lightsaber, or is shot out by your spacecraft’s beam cannons? (This was a surprisingly serious/important topic during childhood)

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4621))_

Also, do you consider the laser colors to be indicative of which side you are on (good guys/bad guys?)

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4622 "2024-02-23T16:52:44Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4622))_

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4623 "2024-02-24T06:31:48Z")

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"Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace. "

Have you ever been at a wedding in which the officiant asked this question (or a similar one with different wording) during the ceremony?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4623))_

Have you ever been at a wedding in which this question was asked and someone replied to it with an objection to the marriage?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4623))_

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**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4624 "2024-02-24T15:23:32Z")

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For the record, I am not suicidal.  
What are some of your opinions about Suicide?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4624))_

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**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4625 "2024-02-24T15:37:11Z")

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Which of the following is closest to your position?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4625))_

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4626 "2024-02-24T19:20:14Z")

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“Up to par”

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4626))_

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4627 "2024-02-24T21:54:40Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4627))_

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4628 "2024-02-24T22:31:44Z")

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You are chairman of either the DNC or RNC.

An extremist third-party is running (an extreme version of **your** party), and although they don’t have a hair’s chance of winning the presidential race, poll analysis shows that they are likely to suck 7% or even 10% of the vote away from your party’s candidate in the general election, potentially handing victory to the opposing side.

You arrange a meeting with this third party’s leadership and tell them that if they keep this up, the opposing side will win due to the split vote. The leadership says they know, but they refuse to drop out of the race unless you promise to adopt their **entire** party platform and policy proposals down to the letter, no compromise. Problem is, their policies are so extremist they will likely turn away a significant number of swing/moderate voters. If you don’t give in, the third party will keep running.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4628))_

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