# Polls only: No discussion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4849 "2024-04-26T03:44:11Z")

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Have you ever had someone(s) forget your birthday in a particularly disappointing way?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4849))_

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4850 "2024-04-26T16:36:44Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4850))_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4851 "2024-04-26T20:14:58Z")

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Here’s your cake - and it’s your favorite flavor, too, **squeegee**!

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4851))_

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**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4852 "2024-04-26T21:15:41Z")

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You’re on a jury. At one point in the trial the prosecutor says something, the defence objects and the judge sustains, instructing the jurors to disregard it. Without that comment you would be considering the defendant to be not guilty, however with that comment you are pretty sure s/he is guilty. Which way do you choose?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4852))_

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4853 "2024-04-26T21:24:06Z")

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To avoid forgetting someone’s birthday in a particularly disappointing way…

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4853))_

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4854 "2024-04-26T23:22:53Z")

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Movie depicts teens fighting to defend their homeland in a war (let’s say, age 14-17). How do you feel?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4854))_

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2024, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4855 "2024-04-27T00:36:18Z")

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Which shipping service do you prefer/trust the most in the U.S.?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4855))_

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**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4856 "2024-04-28T17:43:59Z")

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You’re on a jury. At one point in the trial the defence says something, the prosecutor objects and the judge sustains, instructing the jurors to disregard it. Without that comment you would be considering the defendant to be certainly guilty, however with that comment there is some doubt. Which way do you choose?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4856))_

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**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2024, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4857 "2024-04-28T18:11:26Z")

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A poll must have more than one choice, otherwise it’s not a proper poll.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4857))_

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4858 "2024-04-29T18:24:39Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4858))_

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4859 "2024-04-29T20:57:38Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4859))_

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4860 "2024-04-29T21:10:27Z")

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Who do you think most likely killed Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4860))_

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4861 "2024-04-29T23:45:19Z")

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You are eating your meal when you see something disgusting, or someone says something disgusting. How much does it affect your appetite?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4861))_

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4862 "2024-04-30T16:23:14Z")

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You won a small prize in a sweepstakes, like a gift card or similar, worth less than $100. It’s not valuable enough for the company that runs the sweepstakes to send you a 1099 or report it to the IRS, but it is technically taxable income in the US. When tax time comes around do you report the prize as income?

(If you’re not a US citizen just pretend you are for purposes of this poll)

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4862))_

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4863 "2024-04-30T18:12:09Z")

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Same poll as above, but with additional options:

You won a small prize in a sweepstakes, like a gift card or similar, worth less than $100. It’s not valuable enough for the company that runs the sweepstakes to send you a 1099 or report it to the IRS, but it is technically taxable income in the US. When tax time comes around do you report the prize as income?

(If you’re not a US citizen just pretend you are for purposes of this poll)

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4863))_

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4864 "2024-05-01T15:45:38Z")

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You’ve been convicted of a crime you didn’t commit and are given a life sentence. Decades later, having exhausted all your appeals, you are finally eligible to apply for parole. According to the rules of the jurisdiction, parole can be granted only in cases where the convict admits to the crime and expresses remorse. What do you do?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4864))_

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4865 "2024-05-02T12:55:44Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4865))_

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4866 "2024-05-02T16:19:57Z")

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Do you believe in the “Trump polling effect” (that is, that the actual amount of votes Trump gets will always be somewhat higher, perhaps 2-3% more, than what polls project he will get on election day?)

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4866))_

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4867 "2024-05-02T16:40:19Z")

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What’s your opinion on touchscreens in cars?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4867))_

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4868 "2024-05-02T18:13:06Z")

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A mad scientist / weird alien / curious genie come to you with the offer of a new, nigh-magical (or magical) elixir. The effect, to return your appearance, physical health, and energy to a point exactly 20 years prior to taking the elixir (only offered to those 40 and older).

The catch, is that by rejuvenating your body, it burns your lifeforce, which is fixed by the powers of the universe, by 10 years - so if you would have originally have lived to 91, it’s now 81, and you drop dead. You, the scientist, and everyone else don’t know your final day, but all the evidence bears this out.

One happy mulligan though, the power of the elixir is so high that even if you would have dropped dead during the next 10 years (causing your death instantly by the elixir) that it will allow you to live at single year ever if you would have died the next day.

Elixir does not prevent other causes of death, or enhance healing, just rejuvenates and restores you to the condition of an “average” day 20 years prior.

Do you accept?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4868))_

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