# Polls only: No discussion **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 330
**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6590 "2026-02-20T10:15:21Z")
Did you just sing the alphabet to yourself? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6590))_ ---
**Author:** ![zimaane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a3d4f5/32.png) [@zimaane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zimaane)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6591 "2026-02-20T17:20:19Z")
How many times have you had COVID-19? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6591))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6592 "2026-02-20T21:05:23Z")
Every American voter magically receives a physical photo ID card that lands in their hands this instant, free of charge, including proof of U.S. citizenship. Would you favor a law requiring ID at the polls when voting? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6592))_ ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2026, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6593 "2026-02-21T00:49:50Z")
What do you consider to be “statute of limitations” for spoilers? That is, how much time needs to have passed before you no longer have to hide spoilers or give spoiler warnings? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6593))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2026, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6594 "2026-02-21T01:05:19Z")
Of these sandwiches, which is your favorite? You may add common condiments/add-ons of your choice. Only white or wheat bread is available. _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6594))_ ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2026, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6595 "2026-02-21T13:32:45Z")
Do you wear a wristwatch (and if so, what kind)? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6595))_ ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2026, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6596 "2026-02-21T20:21:07Z")
Someone has been walking up and down your block shouting shouting shouting over and over, for about 15 minutes. His shout is a sentence-length utterance, but is either incoherent, garbled, or in a language you do not speak, so you can’t figure out what he is saying. It is broad daylight. What do you do? (Need answer fast.) _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6596))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6597 "2026-02-22T10:52:00Z")
How many people do you think will attend your funeral? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6597))_ ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6598 "2026-02-22T17:51:51Z")
How many books/magazines do you currently have stacked on your night table (or wherever your staging area is for things you aspire to read in the indefinite but not too distant future)? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6598))_ ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6599 "2026-02-22T18:05:51Z")
Do you fucking hate Arsenal? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6599))_ ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2026, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6600 "2026-02-23T16:44:53Z")
Today, February 23, is both National Tootsie Roll Day and National Banana Bread Day. Which would you rather celebrate? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6600))_ ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6601 "2026-02-24T17:06:07Z")
Having read up on the [BAFTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-john-davidsons-outburst-at-the-baftas/1027910)incident and the discourse on both sides, I have come to the following conclusion(s)… (If the poll only lets you select two options, please wait; I’ve sent a mod message.) [Poll has been reset per OP’s request, the first 5 voters results have therefore been lost - ParallelLines] _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6601))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6602 "2026-02-24T18:51:16Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6602))_ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6603 "2026-02-25T20:16:19Z")
> [@Why NOT to Marry](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-not-to-marry/1027859/83): > > My mother is insane and it would suck for someone to assume I was destined to be like her. I was never like her, even at my worst, and I’ve only become more sane as I’ve aged. I think it mostly comes down to two things. You have to share the same values and you have to get along really well. The best way to assess those two things before you marry them is time. Time to see who they are when they aren’t on their best behavior. How they handle crisis, grief, unemployment, disappointment, travel. … How similar are you to your parents, on a scale of 1 (very dissimilar) to 5 (very similar)? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6603))_ _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6603))_ ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6604 "2026-02-25T22:53:18Z")
“… and now the gloves are off!” What do you think is the origin of this metaphor? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6604))_ ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6605 "2026-02-26T05:07:09Z")
Ethics question! Someone close to you has offered to pay for your child’s private school education through a trust. The school is a nonprofit that offers some financial aid on a first-come, first-served basis. Do you _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6605))_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2026, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6606 "2026-02-28T00:18:50Z")
Smart toilets with built-in sensors to gauge the health of one’s bodily functions, are considered the next frontier in home electronics. Are you excited at the thought of having a smart toilet from a manufacturer like Throne, and being able to classify your #2 according to the Bristol Stool Form Scale (BSFS1 and BSFS2 for constipation, BSFS3 to BSFS5 for normal stool, and BSFS6 and BSFS7 for diarrhea)? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6606))_ ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6607 "2026-03-01T04:15:50Z")
Inspired by tonight’s SNL: Which of these would you find more difficult if you were an actor? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6607))_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6608 "2026-03-03T01:11:30Z")
Purely hypothetical (heh). You build a small electric fence (painful to the touch but not capable of causing physical damage) around your pond to protect it from the neighborhood trash panda. The cheap tester you bought doesn’t work. Do you… _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6608))_ ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6609 "2026-03-03T19:48:28Z")
Which word is funnier? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6609))_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=329) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=331)